Chapter 496 The village king arrives
Gu Xiaoxuan went out, listened with bated breath for a while, and then walked towards the small square in the yard with a smile.
It had just snowed, and everything was white before her eyes. The small black leather shoes on her feet made a squeaking sound on the three centimeters of snow.
Gu Xiaoxuan couldn't help but skip forward, but as soon as she appeared, she was thrown a huge snowball.
She turned to one side, easily dodged, and gave the man a sincere smile.
But the child felt that she was insulted, so she exchanged glances with her friends, bent down, made snowballs, and threw them at her.
Gu Xiaoxuan held the plastic basin and dodged left and right, but none of them was hit!
Insult, shame, this is the naked ridicule and contempt of rural children towards these big-yard boys!
They can't lose the face of the big courtyard brother.
Besides, their families would throw them into the army for training every winter and summer vacation. Their physical fitness was extremely good, and they also had speed and agility. How could they be compared to a bumpkin?
Gu Xiaoxuan raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but roll her eyes quietly. She had been hiding for about ten minutes. She simply hid while bending down to make a snow ball and attack them.
Hit with one move!
Everyone was stunned for a moment and became even more angry. Well, now she is openly provoking!
Gu Xiaoxuan's snowball hit each of them, and then said: "Stop! You are all killed!"
You are still boys, why don’t you follow these rules? "
They looked at each other and nodded helplessly and humiliatedly, indicating that they had indeed been hit by her.
Gu Xiaoxuan ignored them and continued walking to an area of untrodden snow. She put on a plastic basin, sprinkled some pastry crumbs, held the thread and moved away from them, making a quiet gesture to them. .
The children all quieted down and curiously came to her side to ask.
“Are you trying to catch a bird?”
“We have done this before, but we have never been caught!”
They have more or less relatives and friends in the countryside, so naturally they are led by people to catch greedy birds. However, the probability of catching it is not too high. If they come back and do it themselves, the success rate will be even lower.
Gu Xiaoxuan smiled and said nothing, and continued to make a quiet sign on her lips with her index finger.
The big guy stood still nervously, his dark eyes fixed on the plastic basin.
The world suddenly fell silent, and the time was stretched for who knows how long. When their legs and feet stood numb and cold, a few birds finally couldn't resist the temptation and flew down the branches, jumping around tentatively and looking around.
They moved towards the plastic basin step by step, and the friends held their breath for fear of frightening these little guys away.
A little sparrow jumped in first and took a bite of the pastry crumbs. The smell of silky pastry was really good. It took a second bite...
A little boy couldn't help but poked Gu Xiaoxuan and winked: "How long will it take if I don't call you now?!"
Gu Xiaoxuan shook her head lightly, holding the cotton thread as steady as a mountain.
The second sparrow also jumped in and ate hard.
The danger alarm was lifted, and a dozen sparrows rushed to squeeze in. Seeing that the pastry crumbs were almost eaten, Gu Xiaoxuan simply tugged on the rope.
With a chirp, the plastic basin caught all the dozen sparrows! The surrounding sparrows were so frightened that they flapped their wings and flew up.
Gu Xiaoxuan held a slingshot in one hand and took out homemade dried mud **** from her pocket with the other hand. She didn’t even need to aim. She shot three in a row and hit the sparrow every time!
Let alone the children, even the adults passing by couldn't help but exclaim.
Gu Xiaoxuan looked regretfully at the other sparrows that had flown away, then trotted over and trapped the three stunned sparrows with strings, and then greeted the children who had not yet recovered, "Come and help me! Sparrows!" It’s so spooky, if I take it alone, they will take the opportunity to escape.”
Children ran to help.
Gu Xiaoxuan **** all the sparrows, counted the number of sparrows, and then the number of children, and said with a smile: "Everyone who sees it has a share, we have exactly one for each of us!"
“We have one too?” A child couldn’t help but pointed at himself and asked.
“Of course, you also helped. If it weren’t for your cooperation, the sparrows would have run away in fright.” She then stuffed one into each person’s mouth.
Some sparrows struggled vigorously, while others remained motionless and pretended to be dead, which made the children so curious that they were reluctant to push them back.
"Shall we pick up some branches and roast the sparrows?" Gu Xiaoxuan looked around, "Although the sparrows are small, their meat is very fragrant and tender. I can roast them. In fact, the most delicious meat is the meat of field mice. There are no crops in the fields now. When they grow out and are completely covered by snow, it is the best time to catch voles.
The meat is so tender and charred that your tongue will want to swallow it! "
Children’s friendships are particularly easy to build.
They all lived a regular life, but they could not resist the temptation of Gu Xiaoxuan, the village king. They surrendered with small white flags, happily collected firewood, then found a place with north wind to roast sparrows, and discussed when to catch small field mice.
“Xiaoxuan, you use the slingshot really well!”
Gu Xiaoxuan smiled and said: "If you have experienced being hungry and dizzy, you can also practice like me!"
“What are you going to do in the future? I think you are good as a soldier. You can definitely enter the special forces camp!”
"Yes, yes, you are good at skills and accuracy. You are really born for the military camp. When you become a soldier, you will have allowances in the future, including clothes and daily necessities."
"Yes, if you can get into the military academy, you will be an officer when you get out! The starting point is high, and you can advance much faster than if you are recruited directly."
The children talked all over the place.
They had heard the adults talk a lot, and now they relayed everything to her.
“The big pot rice in the army is particularly delicious, with all kinds of meat slices, white rice, white steamed buns, noodles...”
Gu Xiaoxuan was stunned for a moment, looked down at her clothes, and nodded excitedly with her small face, "Yes, I want to learn to be a soldier to protect my family and the country!"
This way she can eat from the army's big pot.
Having a goal, she studies harder. Now she relies on her life skills to conquer her classmates who are in elementary school.
Adhering to the concept of sharing weal and woe, she took a group of Xiao Jun's former younger brothers, her new favorite younger brothers, to study together from the first grade of elementary school, so as to lay a solid foundation for them.
They are not as smart as Xiao Jun, who can get double hundred in the exam even if he sleeps with his eyes closed. They are ordinary children who are really playful and miss their studies.
In order to be able to join the army and dominate the army together, they could only hold their noses and study hard and answer questions with the new boss Gu Xiaoxuan.
It turns out that they thought the boss had never gone to school and was completely illiterate, and he had a sense of superiority.
However, the former boss is a non-human being, and this new boss is also crushing them in all aspects.
(End of this chapter)