Sharon Carter took six SHIELD rookie agents behind the podium built on the pitch.
There are "Christmas Wishes" as tall as hills, and they need to be packed into categories according to the items on the "Wish List".
The worst thing is that every package needs to be tied with a beautiful bow, and a good blessing must be written, and it must not be repeated. This is a request from a vice-principal of "urgent justice".
This is a cordial greeting from a nice man who is "not close to a woman" who was kicked out of the house.
Sharon Carter reluctantly tied a carton wrapped in beautiful colored paper with a beautiful bow, then picked up the carbon pen and looked at a young agent, waiting for him to come up with a suitable blessing.
The young agent sweated and used the computer to search the Internet for the right blessing, but after spending a long time and found nothing, in the end he could only look at Sharon Carter in despair, saying, "Sir, I have searched the entire network. I can't find it anymore.
That Nelson just wanted to embarrass us, this is an impossible task!
Are you sure you want to stay here again? I think that Nelson will devour you!
We chose the wrong way to get here! "
Harvey didn't know when he came to the background. He saw a pile of gifts, and some were scattered around. He said to Sharon Carter with dissatisfaction: "How did you graduate from the special school with such efficiency?
This kind of thing is to do a good job with a few ordinary workers. How long have you spent? 10 hours? 15 hours? "
The young agent who complained before said to Harvey dissatisfied: "20 hours, sir, we have spent 20 hours on this.
Since these gifts came here, people here seem to have disappeared. The Nelson also asked us to repack the gifts and write a **** blessing.
Sir, I think it's too difficult. It's too difficult to be an agent of SHIELD! "
Harvey picked up a beautifully packaged "wish gift box" and carefully looked at it, then looked at Sharon Carter and said, "I know you are not smart, but I am so stupid that I still feel a little incredible! "
Speaking of Harvey's "wish gift box" in his hand, Shen Sheng said: "How long do you think this kind of thing can" live "in the hands of the boys? 5 seconds? 10 seconds?
You artificially increased the cost of these "wishes" a lot, and no one will thank you, because no one cares about this!
Who is the teacher for you to graduate? He is too irresponsible to you! "
The young agent stared at Harvey in a mysterious eyes with wide eyes and said, "But this is what the Principal Nelson explained. What can we do? We"
Harvey sighed longly, looking at the young agent, and said intently: "You are not staff members of this school, why should you obey the order of a vice principal?
Did n’t you read the materials before you came? Nelson's authority is limited to executive authority within the school.
Does anyone come here to explain something, and you all have to shake your **** to agree? "
The young agent held his head in both hands, painfully watching the results of his previous labor, and said to Nelson, "What should we do now? I want to kill the old man. I haven't slept for three days.
I'm an agent of SHIELD, not a **** free laborer! "
Harvey shook his head, glanced at the "wish to go" piled up on the ground, and said funnyly: "Then finish the rest, or you will let the principal Alvin in Santa Claus costume hold two Gifts of different grades are distributed to those students.
Do you think he thinks you are doing well? "
The young agent looked desperately at the computer looking for "blessings" in his hand and said, "But we can no longer write to us."
Saying that the young agent looked at Harvey's strange face, he said angrily, "Well, I'm a fool, no one will read these" blessings "sentence by sentence!"
After speaking, the young agent looked at those guys who were as frustrated as himself and said sadly, "Forget my stupidity, it's really hard!
I think it's time for me to change jobs. The agent field doesn't look **** exciting! "
Harvey nodded in appreciation and said with a smile: "Now I think you have a future!
Recognizing yourself is the hardest. Now you have taken the first step to success, and quickly finished the rest, I will take you out for a drink.
Although you are a bit stupid, at least you have entered this school today.
There are now four senior agents outside the school who are being beaten up and hurry up to finish the things in their hands. I will take you to visit them. This will be the best comfort! "
Alvin turned irritably and tried to avoid Stark, who had been chattering for more than ten minutes.
"Man, are you still not friends? I need you now! You have to tell me, what am I doing now?
This is my big day, and I have never been so nervous in my life. "Stark was like a drowning drowning man, pulling the last straw for help, and kept asking for help.
Alvin glanced at Nelson who was already on the stage and was ready to speak. He glanced at Stark, who was slick, and said helplessly, "Dude, you are fine. Your eyebrows and hair are real. You look better than you now. "Live" is handsome! Really! "
Stark touched his false eyebrows, and said a little uneasily, "Really? Why do I always feel stupid now? That girl gun doesn't seem to be a good makeup artist!"
Alvin ignored Stark's "unconfidence". A makeup artist facing guns and money, you don't have to worry about his professional ethics. The girl gun did a good job except for a little aesthetic problems.
He raised his hand to stop Stark from continuing to speak, took out the phone and yelled at the Cartier's account manager, and then learned that the delivery boy had arrived at the community school, but was delayed at the door, and he could soon arrive .
Alvin breathed a sigh of relief, staring at Stark with red teeth and a frown, and said, "You are very good now, Pepper will love you, and any strong woman will be happy now. Take your hand and stroll around. "
When Alvin was talking, Nelson on the podium knew that he was not really attracted by the students. He quickly ended his brief speech and began to take the lead in calling the real protagonist today, "Alvin, Alvin , Alvin "
Alvin pulled his jacket, shook his neck, took a deep breath, and said to Stark, "Man, today is a big day, don't let anyone down, wait for my signal, you will experience The most memorable day! "
Alvin didn't look at Stark nervous anymore, and smiled on his face, striding up to that humble podium.
All the teachers and students in the audience are looking forward to this moment. Everyone here likes to listen to their principal's "speech", which will make them feel like they are bathed in hope and confirm that they are not alone!
As Alvin's footsteps stepped onto the edge of the podium, I don't know who led the change of slogan. They started clapping rhythmically while yelling, "Pap, tomahawk, pap, toma Slap, tomahawk "
Alvin poked his hand into his pocket and pressed the remote control for God of War No. 3, then walked towards the smiling Nelson, hugged him, and said with a smile: "Well, old man, thank you for your busy years, Without you there would be no school today.
You look good, at least you can go to trouble those rookie agents.
Come on! We all need you to work for a few more years, there will be your portrait on the school honor wall! "
Nelson hugged Alvin with a bit of emotion and said sincerely: "The past few years have been the most glorious moment in my career. I am very glad to watch this school go great with you!
I will try to live a few more years, at least I have to live a few more years than the old **** of the old Cage! "
Nelson made a gesture of taking off his hat, pointed at the microphone standing on the podium, and said with a smile, "It's your time now, don't let the children wait too long!"
Alvin nodded with a smile, patted him on Nelson's shoulder, and walked toward the center of the rostrum with the applause of the students smiling.
When Alvin picked up the microphone, he gave a tentative cough, and the whole stadium burst into a cheer ~ www.novelhall.com ~ It looks like you love me very much, I am starting to get a little nervous now! Why my secretary didn't hand me a speech before I took the stage, which makes me a little confused!
Do guys like me have to "talk" by themselves? "Alvin's smiling self-ridicule caused a laugh.
Olivia was hanging herself on the extremely strong Sol, and the chicken-like Jane Foster's angry eyes did not shrink Olivia as a strong male philatelist in a community school. , Sol is a perfect breed that cannot be missed.
After hearing Alvin's ridicule, Olivia touched Sol's thigh, and then raised his hands to Alvin to make a kiss kiss, and indifferently issued an invitation to Sol. Come and sit in the principal's office, where there is the best coffee in the entire school! "
Sol behaved very gracefully, he nodded to Olivia in the eyes of Jan Foster's murder, then looked at Jan Foster's beautiful face, spread his hands and said, "What's wrong, Ollie? Via was very enthusiastic. I never knew Alvin's secretary was so interesting.
She will be the goddess of fat otakus! "()