Chapter 1895： The fun of shopping

Fifteen million kilometers sounds like a terrible number.

But when the spacecraft travels at a speed of 40 kilometers per second, it only takes about a hundred hours to complete this distance.

Those wandering fleets sent near the earth by the "corn god" twisted space finally saw a glimmer of light.

Alvin spent three days in Borneo, and when he returned to the Hell's Kitchen, there were still about two days before the alien wandering fleet arrived on Earth.

Of course, he didn't do nothing in Borneo...

In addition to excessive obscenity, he also notified Raymond.

The power of Hell's Kitchen was quickly integrated...

In the past, those battles were all sudden, but this time I fought a prepared battle, and no one seemed to find it too difficult.

How should you live your life? It is nothing more than putting two more boxes of ammunition in the car and checking whether the RPG in the trunk is in good condition every day.

The Avengers rushed back to the Hell's Kitchen, the gangsters were organized, the Demon Hunters were ready to go, and the school security guards geared up...

This unlucky place has brought the tradition of "belligerence" to its extreme!

Alexey, who hurried back to Hell's Kitchen from Peru, organized an arms sale.

The high-end munitions of the U.S. Army, like cabbage, are spread out on the roadside streets, trying to sell them to those in need at very low prices.

Unfortunately, there are not many people who are willing to buy them. People who should have guns have already existed. You can buy some bullets and buy some RPG and grenade in wholesale.

The people in Hell's Kitchen are more pragmatic, and some people are not even willing to buy grenades. After all, the insurance coefficient of the thing is not high, and it has a shelf life, and there are requirements for the storage environment.

Ordinary people get a big spray and come to an RPG, and if the financial situation is okay, get some body armor for the family, which is considered fully armed.

Alexei had just thrown the wink at the blind man. The gun dealer encountered Waterloo for the first time in the arms sale in Hell's Kitchen.

The children in Hell's Kitchen, including those who graduated, were all driven to school, ready to enter the "basement" for shelter at any time.

Alvin, who was idle, put his arms around the red-faced Fox, and went to the Arms Street together, wanting to go shopping there.

As soon as he walked into a street like an arms expo, Alvin saw Frank carefully holding Shirley, who was holding his belly, choosing arms.

With a bitter face, Byrne was held by the baby-faced Dai Lan and walked around the arms stall with them.

Holding a half-dozen bundled discounted RPG in his hand, JJ tried to persuade his girlfriend Temple not to consider the M2 machine gun.

He also vowed to swear that he could borrow Vulcan and anti-missile missiles from the school’s arsenal, and he would never damage his newly renovated house.

God knows when the school has anti-missile missiles?

Alvin pretended not to see the end of the street, and Beckett was holding the old cow by the collar and bargaining with him.

He walked to Shirley's side, gave the pregnant woman a gentle hug, and then said with a smile: "You should stay in Northern Europe and live in Odin's palace. Safety is still guaranteed."

Speaking of Alvin looking at Shirley's five or six months old belly, he said amusedly: "When the August wedding contest is over, can you still wear a custom-made wedding dress?

Your designer must be the most painful one, because you keep gaining weight, haha..."

Shirley touched her visibly rounded face in annoyance. She stretched out her **** towards Alvin and said, "There is a guy here who thinks it's safest for me to stay by his side, so I came back. "

Seeing Shirley's happy expression, Alvin retched twice, and put his arms around Frank's shoulders and said, "Man, you have to take a moment. Bringing this girl here is not a good choice.

Buying a gun is hard to resist not using it. Think about Shirley holding a machine gun and using recoil to give birth to a child, it would be terrible! "

The indifferent Frank showed a helpless expression for the first time. He glanced fiercely at Alexei in the distance, and said: "The **** sent text messages to all the girls in Hell's Kitchen in order to sell arms.

I really want to kill this bastard! "

Alvin watched that Fox was already impatient, and started "shopping" with some girls.

He spread out his hands helplessly and said, "What should I do?

When women encounter discounted cutting boards, they have to buy a few pieces. If you do not satisfy their shopping desire, they will feel that they have lost a lot of money. "

JJ watched his girlfriend being pulled away, he was relieved and threw the RPG in his hand to a stall next to him, asking someone to take a look.

Then he looked at Alvin and complained: "Who said no?

RPG usually sells for 250, now buy five and get one free...

Cheap is cheap, but where do I put it?

Why is Temple a different attitude when Dodge Challenger discounts?

There must be something in it that I don't know...

Boss, you help me analyze and analyze, I think I have been thinking about changing cars for two years. "

Alvin looked at JJ like a fool and said, "You can't say that you want to change the car. You want to say that you are distressed by your wife driving a broken car to work every day and want to change her to a new car.

When the new car is in your hands, you wash the car clean every day and graciously send Temple to and from get off work.

Occasionally, I can be late several times. It is best to hold the car key when talking in sleep, saying that Temple will lead a happy life.

So soon you can have your own new car! "

JJ looked at Alvin who had a bad idea. He was shocked and said: "Boss, how did you know this way?"

Alvin didn't want to discuss this problem with a fool, he followed the ladies with a smile.

As long as Fox took a certain gun and looked at it a few more times, he rushed to take the initiative to settle the bill, and then signaled the boy who sold the gun to go back and pack it to the restaurant.

This is the trick to shopping with women. Many times they don't really want to buy things, but to satisfy their shopping desires.

So they always start with small things when they buy things. If you can satisfy their shopping desires from the beginning, later when they see more expensive things, they will start to hesitate.

Of course, this refers to the average woman, and the woman who takes you wrong is no longer in this category.

For example, after Fox bought a few guns, his interest in the "Dow anti-tank missile" decreased.

Seeing Alvin's happy decision to buy two "suitable anti-tank missiles", Fox never looked at anything more expensive.

What M-109A6 self-propelled artillery, M1A2 main battle tank, she did not even look at it.

Fox gave Alvin a blank look at the envy of the ladies. She was just about to try an Apache when she found that Alvin was turning pale while holding his purse.

Although he knew that Alvin was pretending, Fox still enjoyed the amusement with him.

Watching Alvin ask JJ to send the salesman of the second-hand Apache to the roof of the second floor next to him.

Fox smiled and pulled the women, and started to go to the high-level arms booth.

Byrne looked at Alvin with a bitter face and said, "Principal Alvin, where did the old cow get these high-end goods?

My salary is not high..."

Alvin, who was enjoying the fun between husband and wife, glanced contemptuously at the poor ghost of Byrne, and said: "Then it depends on whether Dylan likes you or not?

If she buys randomly today, I suggest you dump her! "

Speaking, Alvin looked up and down the mediocre Byrne, he curiously said: "Man, do you just live by the school salary?

When you agents leave, don't you provide yourself some resignation funds?

Anyway, I know that the old ghost of the "church" is a rich man, even the most honest Robert is quite rich. "

Byrne showed a poor smile and said, "If you have any extra work, you can introduce me to try.

Sokovia would do, my asking price is not high, mainly because the two children in the family really spend more money.

Wanda has burned down the kitchen twice, and I think she might burn it a third time at any time. "

Alvin likes Byrne, who is exhausted physically and mentally by life, and still enjoys it.

He slapped Berne on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It is said that some people are asking for'potions' on the website of Hell's Kitchen, and I don't know who is so innocent.

Maybe Wanda can open a witch restaurant in the future to serve those who are prone to gain weight.

Eating one meal will make one week's appetite!

I don’t think this kind of business is bad. Women can do anything to lose weight. "

Byrne smiled awkwardly, and said, "Don't let Wanda do this. In fact, drinking old-fashioned traditional Chinese medicine foot bath has the same effect."

Byrne's sneer made several people laugh, and even Frank laughed out of laughter.

Until Shirley was holding an M2 heavy machine gun and refused to let go, the old man rushed up excitedly and forced the gun seller back with a murderous look, and then aggressively picked a beautiful M1911 for Shirley. pistol.

Pregnant women are always emotional, and any ‘concern’ or ‘ignorance’ of men will be infinitely amplified.

Although Shirley did not get what she wanted, she was obviously very satisfied with Frank's performance.

So the overbearing president obviously still has a market!

Alvin watched Frank become the MVP of the audience, he smiled and greeted everyone to turn around and prepare to leave here.

As a result, Beckett, who had been entangled with Alexei, suddenly shouted: "Principal Alvin, do you think it is appropriate for Alexei not to discount the police procurement?"

Seeing Alvin looking at him helplessly, Beckett said in a very aggrieved tone: "We are also people from Hell's Kitchen..."

Looking at Beckett's long and leggy expression of weeping, people who didn't know thought that "Hell's Kitchen" was the name of a certain scumbag.

Alvin walked over and grabbed Alexei's neck under Fox's grotesque expression, and said, "Can you stop the fuck?

Chief George is sitting in my restaurant now because you **** put on such a big battle.

Laozi had no choice but to ran out and strolled around, and finally spent a few thousand yuan...

Beckett is also his own, what happened to giving her a discount? "

Alexei started and said, "Principal Alvin, why don't you ask our Master Chief, how do you plan to equip his men?

It’s fine to rent arms. I can bear it without a deposit, but the rent has to be discounted or even loaned. Isn’t it a bit excessive? "

Alvin blinked and looked at Beckett like a fairy.

This meticulous policewoman has been completely destroyed by Hell's Kitchen...

Looking for a gang to rent arms, but still in arrears of rent, who is the gang?

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