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Chapter Two Hundred and Twenty Nine
On the first day Alvin entered China, Zhang Qiang called for him, which made him a little uncomfortable who wanted to go shopping by himself for two days.
Who would like to have a guy who thinks he is a plague **** is always behind him, and even if he eats noodles, he must arrange for someone to strike up a conversation to divert his attention.
Moreover, Alvin obviously overestimated his degree of fame in China, except for the **** agent who said he was the second devil, no one else felt that he had anything special at all.
The farting man whose noodles were eaten by Zhang Qiang talked to Alvin for a few words to get back his ten dollars, but in the end he did not recognize the famous Alvin in front of him.
It is one thing not to be disturbed, but no one around him recognizes him, which still makes him feel uncomfortable.
After eating and drinking, Alvin left the noodle restaurant and said to Zhang Qiang unhappily: "Did you block all my news?
I am an Internet celebrity who has hundreds of millions of fans. How come I have become a nameless man here? "
Zhang Qiang frowned and looked at Alvin, and said, "You mean you want to feel the pleasure of being signed?
I can organize some serious people to express my admiration for you..."
Alvin slanted his eyes at Zhang Qiang, who was amused, and said, "Are there any'undecent' fans? I am such a big celebrity, don't you have a few brain-dead fans in China?"
Zhang Qiang heard curiously and said: "Do you really want to meet those people? The fans now are different from the past. They don't care about the girl, they dare to knock on your door in the middle of the night."
Alvin looked at the pedestrians all over the street, and none of them considered himself a big man. He said a little unhappy: "Forget it, the people of Xianyang missed an opportunity to get close to the big man. This is their loss..."
After listening to Zhang Qiang laughed and said: "Big brother, what you said is irrational, you wear ordinary clothes, and the most common image of you on the Internet is usually wearing armor.
Not the kind of person who has been on the Internet for a long time, who can recognize you?
According to my conscience, in the variety show my wife recently watched, as long as two girls appear together, I can't be named.
What are you? In terms of traffic, you must be the top streamer, but it has been a long time since you have "works" displayed in front of people..."
Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang with his eyes slanted and said, "You mean, what should I do to remind the people of the whole country of me?
I will now issue a statement on the issue of human rights between men and women. Starting today, Niederweiner announced that it will stop importing pineapples.
The serious Wanwan peasants don't dare to make trouble, and they must be a little tougher in the Northeast. "
Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin like a fool, and said, "Brother, have you ever been to Wanwan? Do people still grow pineapples there? Why did Niederweiner give Wanwan a fruit order?
During the great migration a hundred years ago, the people of the Northeast brought the heavy industry genes with them...
It is now an important production and docking site for the Chinese spacecraft, and it is also an important hub for offshore shale oil transshipment.
The land there is more valuable than the entire island country. Do you know what the housing prices there are now? "
Alvin, who had been defeated by common sense many times, couldn't help holding a young girl who was approaching on her face, and said viciously, "Do you know who I am?"
The girl was caught off guard by the sudden "attack". With tears in her eyes, her voice trembled and said, "Big brother, I'm sick, don't mess with me, I'll give you all the money!"
"Then I don't know..."
Alvin sneered and grabbed the girl's fat cheeks, reached out and pinched her ass, then glared at the pedestrians around him, and said loudly: "What do you look at, haven't you seen molesting women?
Lao Tzu is Zhang Qiang of the Sharpshooter Club, so let me get out of the way, otherwise I will drag you to the pit..."
Zhang Qiang covered his face and said in pain, "Big brother, can you not just mess around? How will I see people in the future if you are like this?"
Alvin looked down at the girl who was holding a heart in front of him. He reached out and pinched another girl’s ass, and then watched the girl jump up with pain. He sneered and said, "You **** Which film school did you graduate from?
I am such a tall and handsome person who has been passed by you three times. You didn't even look at me. Do you think I am a fool, or do you look down on me? "
Speaking, Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang and said angrily: "Damn, I'm here in the film and television city, right? Are you so?"
Zhang Qiang also froze for a moment. He pressed the communicator to inquire about it, then looked at the crying girl who was squatting on the ground, and said in a strange way: "Which department are you from?"
The girl called the police with red eyes, choked up and said: "Don't go, I want to call the police, I know your name is Zhang Qiang, you can't run..."
Alvin was also taken aback. He looked at Zhang Qiang and said curiously, "Isn't it really yours?"
Zhang Qiang raised his hand and drew a circle above his head, then pointed to a few people who had stopped nearby, and said, "I have a security team of 6 people. This time, it is nominally that I will receive you privately."
Alvin stared at the girl who was squatting on the ground, and said, "Who is she then?"
"Where do I know?"
Alvin listened, took out a pistol and put it on the girl's head, and said in a cold tone: "Do you know me?"
Facing the exaggerated M500 pistol, the girl was not scared at all. She choked her neck and said, “Don’t think that you can scare me with a fake gun. I know who you are. Your name is Zhang Qiang. You are a god. People from the gun club, don't go, I have already called the police..."
Before the girl finished her words, she saw "Zhang Qiang" dragging the obscene fat man around him and flying away, dashing out a distance of tens of meters, and disappearing into the crowd.
The young man who was playing with Alvin in the noodle shop just walked over and looked at her with a weird expression: "Madam, please come with me. We have something we want to ask you to cooperate.
In fact, it was a misunderstanding just now. Our Sharpshooter Association does not have a vice president and will not molest women in the street..."
"You are a woman, and your family are all women!"
The girl stood up and wiped away the tears from her face, and said with an angry expression: "Your vice president will not molest women in the street. It's all right behind the scenes, right?"
The young agent was taken aback by the sister's hard temper, then he frowned and took out his ID to show it, and said, "We are performing official duties. Please cooperate with our work."
The girl didn't mean to be afraid at all. She took out a certificate from the small bag and showed it, and said with a straight face: "I am also performing official duties. Please cooperate with my work."
The young agent looked at the girl’s certificate with the words "Relevant Department" written indifferently. He smashed his mouth and said seriously: "Beauty, you are making trouble for yourself.
If you harass important guests of the Sharpshooter Club in China, you will not be able to bear the consequences if you cause any accidents.
We always thought it was just a misunderstanding, but we didn't expect the customers to feel so keen...
If you were a victim just now, now you need to go back and explain the situation with me!
Please cooperate a little. The Sharp Gun will not have the habit of torturing prisoners, but if the prisoners do not cooperate, then the matter will be discussed separately. "
The girl didn't seem to care about the threat of young people at all. She looked like the legendary "second generation", sneered out of her mobile phone and dialed a call. While waiting, she looked at the agent and said, "You wait..."
The young man heard Zhang Qiang's command in the earphones, so he took a moment to look at this big-sounding girl with his arms in his arms, wanting to see what she was coming from?
"Relevant Department" can even be used with such an awesome name. I don't know if she is stupid, or is she stupid as everyone else?
What the young people never expected was that the girl said a few words sullenly after the call was connected, and then pressed the hands-free...
A female voice that made a cold sweat from his back came out, "Let my friend leave, don't care about her...
After I went back, I went to the Supervision Division to report and gave me a 50,000-word report on today's affairs. "
Young people resist the urge to stand up and salute in the street, UU reading www. uukahnshu.com said a little excitedly: "Understood, President, I will go back to write an inspection, but..."
As the young man looked at the impatient expression on the girl's face, he turned around decisively and left.
After leaving several tens of meters, he pressed the communicator and said to Zhang Qiang: "Boss, something is wrong, the girl did have a problem just now..."
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When the young man reported to Zhang Qiang, the girl picked up the phone and put it in her ear. Listening to Wu Fengji's brisk laugh inside, she said very upset: "What are you laughing at?
Are you worried about Alvin coming in disorder, don't you worry about me coming in disorder? "
Wu Fengji heard this and said funnyly: "I'm not worried at all. If you want to go crazy, you should go crazy when Alvin touches your ass.
Anyway, Hua Guo is your home. If you really want to go crazy, I can't stop it..."
The girl gritted her teeth and said: "That guy is just a scumbag. The first time I met, he was beaten so lightly. I wanted to have a good chat with him, but now it looks like he can't do it...
After he resolved the condition of Emperor Wu's tomb, I would save this ‘clothes’, and then visit him for a while. "
Wu Fengji felt a little nervous when she said that...
She said anxiously: "Don't mess around, Alvin's guy is terribly deadly. It's really going to be a fight. The unfortunate ones are from Xianyang.
Don't you just touch your ass, do you still care about this with a rope?
If you feel unhappy, I will find someone to give you a new body and a new identity.
Don’t you have a celebrity you like? I’ll just follow them to make it for you. The legs will be longer and the chest will be enlarged for you..."
The girl snorted heavily and cursed: "Superficial, am I the kind of vain person? It's almost enough..."