CH 4

After dinner, under the supervision of Wu Jing, Yu Shanshan sat painstakingly on the yoga mat to practice yoga with her.

Wu Jing is a dance teacher, so her physique is naturally very important. In order to maintain her figure, in addition to controlling her diet, she practices slimming yoga for an hour every night.

If it had been Yu Shanshan from the past, all kinds of difficult yoga movements are fine. But now, it's tantamount to torture for her.

She tried very hard to break her leg onto her shoulder, but it was a failure, and she couldn't move it mid-air, even though she was already red-faced and sweaty.

In desperation, Wu Jing had to go up and manually help her, holding the legs and trying to help her carry them on her shoulders.

"Ah, ah, ah, No, no. I'm going to break my leg, my leg leg is breaking, don't break it, don't break it!"

"Stop howling, that's why it's so high! Just hold on!"

Wu Jing is also tired out in sweat, helping her break off her legs is more tiring than her own practice, mainly because there's too much meat on her legs and too much meat on her belly, so it's difficult to move after the two meet.

"But it really hurts. if you break it again, they will surely be broken."

"It won't break, just clench your teeth and stick to it."

While the two women were screaming all over the room, Dudu, who was busy playing with toys on the carpet, suddenly made a noise, "Mom, look at me!"

Yu Shanshan and Wu Jing looked at the little guy, they saw the him flexibly broke his little fat leg to his neck, easily put the leg on his shoulder, there was no pain at all.

He also said to Shanshan happily: "Mom, this is easy."

Yu Shanshan: "......"

This little fat man is simply punching her in the face.

And as a fat man, why is he flexible?

Because she ate less tonight and did an hour of inhumane yoga practice, Yu Shanshan was starving to death before she fell asleep. Her stomach is clamoring for food.

Looking at the fat man with his fat legs on her side, Yu Shanshan was a little embarrassed get up to find something to eat.

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It's weekend the next day, Dudu has has no school, so Yu Shanshan can only continue to take the little guy to work.

As a result of yesterday's incident, everyone looked at her a little differently today. Yu Shanshan was so thick-skinned that she didn't see it and went straight into the consultation room with Dudu and arranged the little guy in the rest room behind her.

Fearing that he was hungry, she specially prepared a bear backpack for him, which contained a lot of snacks and water, so that when he's hungry and thirsty, the little guy can solve it by himself.

Knowing that his mother had to work hard to earn money and raise him, Dudu is very good and waved at her from his chair. "Mom, you go to work. I'll watch Piggy Page."

Yu Shanshan squatted down, gave him a kiss on the forehead and said: "Mom will go to work, you have be good, call Mom if you need anything and don't run out on your own."

Dudu nodded his little head seriously, took out a tablet from his small bag, skillfully opened the video app to find Peggy Pig, and then continued to watch the episode that she didn't finish yesterday. Without looking up, he told Yu Shanshan: "Mom, I'll be good, but you have to be good, too. you can't fight or quarrel with other aunts."

Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes and patted him on the head. "Just watch your little pig."

As soon as his son was settled, Yu Shanshan sat down at the table with peace of mind and went on with her work. Since it's weekend, there are more people coming than yesterday. Her work had just began, yet there are a lot of people waiting for consultation at the door already.

She thought yesterday was bad enough, but today there shouldn't be any more problems. She didn't know that she had taken it for granted, not knowing that the bad luck is still going strong.

An hour after she started working, an "old acquaintance" came to her desk.

The newcomer is a very young woman with beautiful appearance and wearing a delicate dress. Coincidentally, she's also carrying a LV bag.

By now, Yu Shanshan isnt sure whether the one she's actually in in conflict with is the LV bag or not. How is it that both of them likes to carry this bag?

The woman has a five or six-year-old girl in her hand.

When she saw Yu Shanshan, she nodded her head and then went straight to the subject.

"I'd like to ask, do you have any classes that are specific to her age and have a basic dance foundation? My niece has been studying ballet for a year and is very talented. If she comes in to learn now, we don't want her to follow the initiation class. If possible, I hope it can be arranged that she'll get in a basic teaching class."

Yu Shanshan didn't hear what she was saying. All she wants now is a dog leash.

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胖 or "Pang", meaning fat, plump. Shanshan used 胖胖 so I left it as is because it sounds like an endearment.

冤家路窄 or "Yuān Jiā Lù Zhǎi" lit. enemies on a narrow road (idiom) which is the inevitable clash between enemies.

Monique:  Dudu is a savage omg