Chapter Two-Hundred Twenty

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Chapter Two-Hundred Twenty

I spend a bit more time trying to think through the impossibility of being in charge of the afterlife for my dwellers, but I make exactly zero progress. Theres just too much I dont know, and I cant think of anywhere I could get that information. While I think Torlon would share what the Crystal Shield knows, I dont think he has that knowledge himself. It also seems like the kind of thing thatd take a pact to get the Shield itself to share, and I dont really want to do that.

The closest thing to an actual idea I have would be to try to send them to the Pearly Gates, but theres rules to get in, even if I could send them there. Its just a whole can of worms thats probably better left unopened, and not in the way of me just trying to ignore it.

No if something impossible like that happens, Ill just have to cross that bridge when I get there. Maybe Ill be lucky and it will only be a hypothetical. Itd be nice.

But, instead of focusing on a hypothetical, I should focus on more practical and real issues, like zippers. Coda and Jello have both been working on the idea, and though its going well, I seriously doubt theyre going to be much past the working prototype phase by the time my dwellers leave.

Much as I might like for them to keep training and planning and miss the whole battle, theyre smart enough to recognize the list of things to prepare is dwindling quick. The bows and spears both are looking pretty solid. The training phase has been invaluable in finding those little weaknesses and flaws that always slip through the design phase.

Its so easy to forget about just dirt and such, only for actual testing and use to show some glaring flaw that real life takes advantage of. I think the M16 had a problem like that. At first, troops hated it because itd get dirty and then constantly jam. But then they added some kind of coating to the receiver, I think, that made it so dirt and grime just couldnt stick, and it became the main rifle for a long time.

Thankfully, bows are a bit less prone to jamming. The spears needed a bit of fine tuning on that front, though. Considering all the things a spear is supposed to be stabbed into, there needs to be a good way to keep anything from gumming up the few moving parts. Still, it seems to be solved well enough for now, with each of the hunting spiders being given a more traditional leaf-shaped blade to go along with the telescoping barb version. Cant have my spear spiders running out of ammo, so the leaf head will be a good option for dealing with opponents that dont need the over-engineered toy.

I could probably try to convince them to wait longer, but then again maybe I couldnt. If something unexpected happens, theyre going to want to be close enough to respond, instead of having to march all the way from home. Sure, right now I dont have anywhere for them to try to assault, but that could change by the time they get there. And if it doesnt, theyll still be in a position to respond when something does happen.

With the reports coming in, something will definitely happen eventually. One of the scouting adventurers actually spotted some of the dwellers. Well, not technically dwellers, but close enough. As far as the scout could tell, the pale elf was more or less a ranger, just checking the area around to see if the wildlife is still doing well. It doesnt seem like the dungeon is aware Im coming down to get it yet.

Well see how long that lasts. My own scouts are slowly yet surely making their way closer and closer. The rockslides are careful, and can even use the torn up pathway as cover, hiding themselves among the torn up floor as just more rubble. Its still possible the path is being watched, though, so theyre not rushing. My wyrms are staying deep as they do their own explorations, staying far from any surfaces as they explore.

I think theyve found the main cavern, unless theres some other dungeon down here. Theres no details yet, and even the location is pretty vague and could be a false positive for a lot of reasons, but I think we finally have a place to focus our attention.

Still, that just means we have to be all the more careful. Mistakes out in the wilds of the underground are fine, but making too much noise while close could draw attention. We need to gaze long into this abyss without it noticing. Itll start gazing back eventually, but we need to do our best to be prepared to only show it what we want.

Im also a bit nervous about what well see when we get a better look, too. From what Aranya was saying, the dungeon is worshiped by the pale elves and pale dwarves. If its a situation similar to mine, itll be mostly just a matter of them getting a morale boost and having a focus for faith casters. But if its actually a deity can we handle something like that?

The questions are enough to make my head spin. On the one hand, Id love for me and this other dungeon both to just be ordinary dungeons. I mean, I beat Hullbreak, and his dwellers worship him, too. Itll be fine, right? On the other hand, Hullbreak doesnt inspire the kind of insane zeal in his dwellers that it seems this other dungeon does. Hullbreak didnt and doesnt get sacrificial offerings, but this dungeon does. Hopefully, it just means mana for the dungeon, which is already a pretty good bit of power.

If its more than that I dont know. The idea of fighting a god is pretty scary, but it also ignites my defiance. Theres only one Ill bow to, and this other dungeon is not Him. I dont know specifically what Ill do to beat a god, but I know Ill do my best. I know my scions will, too. My denizens, my residents, my dwellers, my friends, all of us will. If that dungeon wants to put itself on a pedestal, to be above everyone and demand anything of us, well show it just how precarious of a position that can be, just how much more distance there is to fall from up there, and how much more painful the landing will be.