Chapter 143: Three Peaches (3)
-Moksim January Issue: New Years Sister-in-Laws Warm Floor Tofu Edition.
-Brother-in-law, were one melon short today. Stories of trees entangled in unspeakable circumstances. Lets delve into their profound stories that emerge.
Dendrophilia.
A kind of mental illness that one would never expect to encounter in a lifetime was considered a very normal and relatively healthy hobby here.
Its so naturally accepted that even a middle school girl running around with an adult magazine was not seen as a problem.
Thank you~ Big brother! I really wanted this!
Hwangdo hugged the magazines tightly to her chest and giggled happily.
The half-distracted gaze she had while looking at the magazines was quite striking.
That such magazines are sold to minors.
The future of this country seemed bleak.
Where was this magazine company that churned out such content? Reading each precious line makes me desperately wish for a brainwash.
-Hurry and unclog my water pipe.
-The tofu sellers anus is soft and mushy.
Was this the feeling of those who encountered the abyss and went mad?
I couldnt even laugh anymore.
Just looking at the cover made me feel like I was losing my mind, but our representative consumer, little Hwangdo, was still staring intently at the cover of Moksim, as if each sentence perfectly suited her taste.
Im so happy
Well, as long as she was happy. No matter how strange it was, its a preference.
Seeing Hwangdos genuinely happy face, I felt like I was sharing a bit of that vitality.
Im really happy about it, but nothings going to happen tomorrow, right? The gods might get angry.
Dont worry unnecessarily, lets just buy a gift for Baekdo.
Ah, right, I forgot.
Hwangdo quickly clung back to my side with a realization.
Sneaking her arm around mine was a familiar act.
But arent you and Baekdo not on good terms?
Its not that were on good terms. Ever since I became Young Demon, shes been picking fights with me.
Do you dislike Baekdo?
No? I actually like her.
I immediately refuted Hwangdos suspicion.
No matter how much Baekdo and I couldnt stand each other, that was in the present time.
This Baekdo was young, and here, we had no real reason to fight.
I do want to get along. But something always seems off.
Mmm
Hwangdo murmured in response to my words, making a pained sound.
Even if not for you, Baekdo dislikes you.
Thats true.
As long as youre the successor of my father, hell probably dislike you for life. Baekdo wants Cheondo to succeed my father.
I know. She told me last time.
From Dowons perspective, Im just a stone that rolled in.
A boulder that brought a huge storm. Because of this, Hongyeon was wary of me.
Because of me, Cheondo might not become Cheonma.
So, I even assured Baekdo that I had no intention of becoming Cheonma. It seems that wasnt enough.
There were various political issues with me becoming Cheonma, but Baekdos personal feelings probably took precedence.
What do you think about Cheondo?
Cheondo?
Hwangdo asked me with a very serious face.
Hmm. Cheondo, huh?
I could say it clearly.
Shes very affectionate but doesnt show it. She secretly takes care of people around her and thinks a lot but doesnt show it, so shes considered cold by others.
Having fought Ents together and risked our lives in dungeons, I knew her well.
She often suffers because of her nature, but she doesnt mind. Its rare but happens.
Hwangdo, who was listening to all this by my side, seemed quite surprised.
You seem to have a good eye for people. What about me?
Why would you even have that?
Big sister gave it as a birthday gift Ah. Did I not mention my big sister? The first edition of Moksim came out in nineteen fifty~
As Hwangdo proudly recounted the history of Moksim, I played along and bought a few gifts for Baekdo to put in Hwangdos hands.
After visiting a few places she wanted to go, like the video room, time flew by, and it was soon time to head back.
I dont want to go, huh.
When I dropped Hwangdo off in front of her house, she didnt want to leave my embrace until the very end. It felt like watching a puppy that follows you out in the morning when you leave for work.
Lets go out together again sometime.
Really?
Her face immediately lit up at my words, blooming like a flower.
Sure, its a promise.
Then, suddenly, Hwangdo stretched out her pinky finger. I was puzzled at first but then remembered a past event and hooked my finger with hers.
I could easily recall a song we had once sung together.
Promise, promise. No going back on your word, okay?
Alright, I get it. Go inside now.
Wow! Have a good evening, big brother!
Hwangdo, cheering joyously, went inside the house. She turned several times to wave vigorously at me as she went. I mimicked her cheerful gestures and watched her until she disappeared.
-Thud!
The sliding door closed, hiding Hwangdo from view.
-Rattle.
But then the door opened slightly, and a face peeked out.
Thank you!
The door closed again. This was repeated about five times before Hwangdo no longer appeared. Seeing a brighter and more lively side of Hwangdo than I knew made me unable to hold back my laughter.
Standing alone, I put my trembling hands in my pockets and stood in front of Hwangdos house for a while before I started my journey back.
Sister!
Awakened by Hwangdos echoing voice, Jin Saeyang was startled and sat up.
What, what? Whats the matter?
I got this!
Hwangdo, excited, spread out the magazines she brought back, filling Saeyang with astonishment.
How did you get these without even going outside?
Big brother bought them for me.
Big brother?
Yes, such a person exists!
What kind of crazy man bought Moksim for such a pretty kid? Even buying gold rings to impress her would be insufficient. Saeyangs mind couldnt fully grasp the story coming from Hwangdos mouth.
So, he gifted you these? Uh isnt that just completely perverted?
Why?
Why? Its obviously weird.
Hwangdo tapped her lips with her index finger, pretending to think hard, then shook her head with a bright smile.
Big brother isnt a bad person.
Oh, really?
Bad people are those my sister meets on her phone
Shut your mouth.
Facts hit hard. Saeyang made a motion of wiping tears and sighed.
Anyway, be careful choosing men. Like your sister you know? It can lead to big trouble.
Big brother said the same thing.
Yeah. People like that big brother are the most dangerous.
It didnt seem that way to me.
Hwangdo continued to deny.
Saeyang looked at her, tilting her eyebrows. Regardless of who Hwangdo had her mind set on, perhaps it was only right to offer some advice. Saeyang gave her sincere counsel.
If that man isnt strange, Ill slit my wrists.
Hwangdo, with her eyes wide, started to speak about that person.
Its Master Young Demon, though?
Huh?
That man, famous for being handsome and competent, was the subject of rumors.
Saeyang immediately closed her mouth, fearing that speaking ill might lead to being stripped and beaten for blasphemy.