Chapter 174: A Lovable Gnom

Chapter 174: A Lovable Gnom

Chapter 174 - A Lovable Gnome

Do we have a deal, kid? Edgar gave him a crooked smile. His bulbous eyes scanned him, looking for the hidden enchantment.

Is there a point in denying?

Kai discarded the possibility. Confidence could be faked, but the gnome had been too precise in its assumptions to be bluffing. He might also possess a lie-detection skill ormore likelyan artifact.

From the metal contraptions poking out of the pockets of his yellow robe, to the rings on his fingers and earrings on his pointy ears, everything the gnome wore glowed with mana.

But he doesnt know which item is disguising my grade.Discover, Devour, Delight: N♡vεlB¡n.

It was a relief to know Viryas concealing amulet worked with an experienced runesmith. The problem was that the enhancement made him still appear as Orange . If someone watched him closely, it wouldnt take long to notice his skills and attributes didnt add up.

How did you know? Kai went straight to the point.

Cause Mama gave me a beautiful pair of eyes. Edgar blinked and let out a squeaky laugh. You should ask what didnt give it away. He hopped off his stool and put on a silver-rimmed monocle that enlarged his black pupils to comic proportions.

No one ever notices until I tell them. Kai crossed his arms, trying to not flinch as the gnome came closer, peering through his enchanted glass. For once, he wasnt the short one. Edgars wild tufts of hair might just reach his nose if he stood up straight.

That's because most people are idiots. Its obvious to anyone with a brain and the attributes to back it up. The gnome fingered the golden hoop on his flopping ear. Ive never seen such a seamless cloak. Its quite clever, Ill give you that. You use a shitty enchantment on your shirt so no one would suspect the good one. Is it some kind of family heirloom? Is that why it doesnt fit you?

Darn it! How did you find out my evil plan?

Kai smiled. It was a gift. If the gremlin was interested in it, hed keep the cards close to his chest.

Edgar grunted, displeased at the short answer. Ill give you a free piece of advice, kid. Everyone worries about hiding their Strength, but its Dexterity that gives one away. From how you walk and balance on those spindly legs, its written all over you. It might work with ignorant bumpkins, but anyone with a little enchantment knowledge and an observation skill can tell.

You were watching me the entire time, werent you? Kai narrowed his gaze. He had barely taken a few steps into the hall. Even if what he said was true, the gnome had been too confident.

Edgar curved his lips, showing just a sliver of his sharp teeth. I saw you ring my doorbell.

The door puzzle? I should have made it look harder. He must love peeping.

Why did you make it so easy if you dont want visitors?

You havent seen other peoples attempts. Id pay gold to see you call it easy in front of them. Edgar chuckled and hopped back on his pink pillow. Youre the second kid who made it through this year. If I made it any harder, people would throw a fit and start yelling. When its achievable and they still fail, most are too ashamed to tell anyone or come back.

The gnome pulled a handful of purple nuts from a pocket and loudly crunched them. Lend me your cloaking enchantment for one month and Ill inscribe whatever weapon you want. Deal? I think I know where you hid it.

Kai bit his cheek, trying to look conflicted. If Reishi had taught him anything, it was to always haggle even when the deal was good. Runesmiths were rare in the archipelago, and good ones rarer still. I can agree on that, but I have ten fangs to enchant, and I need a substitute to mask my grade to Orange .

Always start high and work down, youd be proud of me.

Edgar scrunched his wrinkly forehead. Dont push it, kid. I find your trinket a bit interesting, but its just an odd cloaking enchantment. As you can see, I can craft them too, he gestured to the house around him. I can give you another piece to disguise your grade, but Ill only inscribe two blades.

With Improvisation, Kai hid his surprise beneath an impassive look. The gnome must desire to check his amulet pretty badly. Edgars house said a lot about his skills and interest in the field. Four fangs, and Ill lend it to you for two months. My trinket must not be so worthless if you can't even find it.

Did I push it too hard?

The gremlin pulled on his ear again before he broke into a disquieting large grin. Lets make a bet then. If I can point out your trinket, you just get the cloaking and the sea serpents tooth you brought. If you win, Ill inscribe all the yellow fangs you have. Deal?

Mhmm I could take the two blades, that should be enough, or

Deal, but I also want an enchantment to hide my profession. Kai shook his six-fingered hand.

Virya, dont fail me now.

A yellow beast in the archipelago? Wait a second. The gnome pulled off the golden earring, slammed it against the desk a couple times and put it back on as if nothing had happened. Could you repeat that?

Guess now I know what he uses to detect lies.

Kai remained vague on the details of the hunt. The runesmith didnt seem to care either way, mumbling curses in a foreign shrill language and pulling his ears like he wanted to rip them off.

Fine, Ill do it. Bring me the materials tomorrow, Ill fix your disgraceful designs and get them done when I get the time.

Actually, I was hoping to work the runes myself. Kais best smile was met with cold shoulders.

Youre unqualified to work with material of this grade, the gnome said disdainfully.

I know, but maybe with your help

No. Our deal doesnt include babysitting, Im too busy to take on an apprentice.

Well, I doubt Im going to get anything better.

You do owe me a favor It looked like my answers were very valuable. Kai reminded him. He had thought of getting a free item in exchange, but tools and weapons could be bought with mesars, knowledge was much more precious and harder to obtain.

Give me a moment. Edgar walked to a corner. Hidden behind the cluttered desks, his squeaky voice still echoed clearly in the underground chamber. Broken gods and rotting titans, why are you punishing me? Okay, I stole a piece of iridium from the altar, but I only did it twice fifty years ago! I'm a changed gnome now.

If a god was listening, they didnt answer. The gnome walked back with a resigned look, his ears flopping lower than usual. Ill give you a few tips, but no apprenticeship. Youll do what I say when I say it, and I dont want to hear you whine if youre too dim to learn.

Fine by me, Kai nodded.

Good. What skills do you have for enchanting? Besides those for basic mana perception and manipulation.

Runes.

And?

Does Inspect count as one? I evolved it to make it better with Runes.

The gnome blinked twice. Im starting to see why your teacher left. Im busy right now, we can start your lessons in a week, or two, or three. No rush. He rummaged through his pockets and took out two stud piercings with a moonstone each. Here, take them and get lost.

Kai frowned at the pair of enchanted earrings. Whatre these for?

Didnt you want a disguise for your grade and profession? Edgar raised a bushy white eyebrow. I didnt promise you a custom job. Those will work just fine, and improve your squalid fashion sense on top. Free of charge.

They are earrings, Kai said.

Your deduction skills are astonishing, though I still fail to see your point. Why dont you reflect on it outside my house? I hear they sell a wonderful apple pie across the street.

I cant wear it, Kai pointed to the sides of his head. My ears arent pierced.

The gnome snorted and took out a long pointy needle. The metal was marked with dark spots of either rust or blood. Fine, stay still or I might miss. You might feel a little pinprick. Do you want them on different sides, or on the same ear?

Kai jumped three steps back, nearly tripping on a broken horn left on the floor. His hands rose to protect his ears. Dont you have anything that doesnt require making a hole through my body?

Edgar rolled his bulbous eyes and put out the needle with a disappointed sigh. Youre such a baby, theyre just a couple of tiny holes. He rummaged into his robe. Does this work for Your Highness, or is your wrist too soft?

Kai caught a metal bracelet an inch before it hit his nose. A chain of fine interlocking plates covered in finer runes that softly glowed with mana. He considered asking if seawater might corrode and rust the metal, but one look at the angry gnome was enough to dissuade him. Thats perfect, thanks.

He squeezed through the bronze door and didnt look back till he left the granite building behind. Sun and fresh air welcomed him outside, though he missed the enhanced mana density.

Damn, I knew it!

There was no bakery that sold apple pie across the street.