Chapter 1285 Social Media Was A Mistake

Chapter 1285 Social Media Was A Mistake　　—–

Aura quickly opened the message, the soothing voice of Kireina could be heard from within the message, softly speaking to him.

[“Aura, are you there? If you’re free, can you come over to my Divine Realm? Someone very interesting just arrived here with some juicy info, I need your help to clarify some stuff, I don’t want to bring Flora over because she’s way too grumpy sometimes…”]

”A-Ah! She invited me over! I-I will go immediately!” said Aura, quickly opening a portal and rushing into Kireina’s Divine Realm.

”W-Wait, my lord, you’re going into your energy form!” cried Jupiter.

”it’s too late, he already went in…” sighed Europa.

”Oh…”

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Before sending the message, I checked Aura’s profile in the Divine Message System thingy, it kind of reminded me of Earth’s Twitter, but only those you have a divine connection with can see your posts and stuff… It even got things such as reactions, comments, and more.

I have blocked DMs for the moment, because I am sure I would get flooded with them, but certain people I have as [Favorites] can message me anytime they want. Aura is one of them, but he never messages me. I guess he’s always busy or something? I really don’t want to bother him, so I never talk to him unless it is important…

Hmm… My latest post was when I went to the beach… Oh damn, I never check this, but I got so many comments… over a million?! And they’re all of the 18k gods I have added in my divine connections…

I wonder if anyone in my family comments in here? I’d feel bad if I haven’t answered them…

Ah, there’s a lot of horny people praising my beauty mostly… I guess I do look pretty hot in that picture, that bikini really does wonders with me… I was wearing those nice heels too, so it was a killer combination.

I kind of like heels, so my hobby is collecting luxurious heels… I guess that’s why in a whim I called myself in this profile “the supreme goddess of luxurious heels”…

It’s cringy… I know.

Anyways, let’s check Aura’s profile…

Erm…

He barely posts.

Huh? The last post wasn’t so long ago…

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[Supreme God of the Star Ocean, Lover of Constellations]

[5 Days Ago]

[How do I even post an image in this?]

[Hearts: 307] [Comments: 26] [Shares: 103]

[Comments]

[Jupiter: My lord you must press that one button saying “Share Image”, after that, you need to either take a picture using the System’s Camera Function, or if you’ve already taken pictures, go to the “Picture Gallery” Section, that should be it] [Replies 3]

[Reply: [Supreme God of the Star Ocean, Lover of Constellations: Thank]

[Reply: [Jupiter: At your service, my lord]

[Reply: [Europa, Fashionista of Moonlight: Post your abs!]

[Dark Gray Matter: There is a video if you want to check how its done, my lord… 3w.Godtube.com/htpth/232jasasih22243l1How-To-232i3]

[Four-Headed Sleepy Lion: Hm, you’re really old, aren’t you?] [Replies 12]

[Reply: [Jupiter: Shut up Leoganz]

[Reply: [Europa, Fashionista of Moonlight: Yeah, shut it]

[Reply: [Supreme God of Space, Spatial Manufacturer: You two, don’t bully my cat]

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What the heck? Did Lucifer just got in there? I didn’t knew they had a divine connection. I guess everything is possible.

I wonder if I can find more posts… Wait a second, Flora’s profile…

Let’s see her latest message… Ah, her profile picture is just a massive tree. Her background picture is her with her daughters… Damn, she has so many…

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[Supreme Goddess of Life and Origin, The Mother of All Life]

[3 Days Ago]

[World’s Will, you won’t get away with this! We know you’re colluding with the Netherworld Plane! You’re betraying your own world now! If you don’t answer, you’re doing it.]

[Hearts: 10.302] [Comments: 720.230] [Shares: 9.280]

[Comments]

[Gaia, Mother of Earth: Mother, the World’s Will doesn’t have a profile in this System Function… No matter how much you speak to her here, she won’t even see your messages…] [Replies: 4]

[Reply: [Supreme Goddess of Life and Origin, The Mother of All Life: Oh… I don’t understand how this works]

[Reply: [Hel, Supreme Goddess of Death, Lady of Stagnation: You’re really an idiot, pfff… XD]

[Reply: [Ova: Great Goddess of Beasts: WTF? Why is Hel just commenting here from all people?]

[…]

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Oh… This became even more ridiculous now. I better stop reading this, or I will lose any respect for these figures…

I decided to quickly make the divine message and then send it to Aura.

[“Aura, are you there? If you’re free, can you come over to my Divine Realm? Someone very interesting just arrived here with some juicy info, I need your help to clarify some stuff, I don’t want to bring Flora over because she’s way too grumpy sometimes…”]

That should do it.

[Divine Message has been sent]

And done…

Ding!

[You received a Divine Message from [Aura]

Oh.

That was fast.

Just after a few seconds of sending the message, I received a response from Aura, he seemed excited to come…

[Sure! I will be there right now!]

TRUUUUMMM…!

A crack in space and time opened, as Aura’s true body showed up, a massive mass of nebula and stars…

”Aura! You’re coming in your giant nebula form! Go back to your human form, you’ll cover the entire sky like that!” I said.

”O-Oh, my bad… Sorry…” Aura apologized, all the gods and Loki saw me reprimanding an ancient Supreme God like nothing. It could be said I am quite dominant.

POOF!

Aura quickly went to his handsome humanoid form.

”Much better, come sit at my side. Ah, that’s Loki.” I said.

Aura timidly sat at my side, glaring at Loki.

”Oh my! Stat Ocean in the flesh?! You’re so handsome!” said Loki.

”Loki? This was the mysterious person you spoke about?” asked Aura.

”Yep…” I said.

”I never thought it would be her from all people. I had not seen her in a while. What does she wants?” wondered Aura.

”She just joined us, and I am making her spill the beans, apparently her father went nuts due to some external invader.” I said.

”Odin? Certainly… I sensed something odd happening within Asgard…” said Aura

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