Chapter 100: Party Time (2) - Hatching, Book of Incarnation
User: Han Kain (Wisdom)
Date: Day 16
Current Location: Floor 1, Room 105 (Room of Rest)
Sage’s Advice: 3
— QUAAAAAKK!
“Uaahkkk!”
“Bring something! Anything!”
“What do you mean anything! Does anyone know what it eats?”
“Songee! Do you know anything? Do we give it milk?”
“I’ve never raised a baby bird either.”
Chaos!
I woke up from a short nap in my room when it was time for dinner, and realized the utter chaos that the room was in.
An animal that resembled a baby parrot had popped out of the egg.
We didn’t know anything about how to raise baby animals, so what the heck were we supposed to do?
The parrot continued quacking like crazy, adding even more to the confusion.
Nonetheless, this was a bird that hatched from the golden egg provided by the Hotel! It would by no means be a normal bird.
We couldn’t let it die just because of our ignorance of how to raise baby birds!
Sage's Advice 3 → 2
Please tell me everything about how to raise baby birds!
I was skeptical even when asking that question. What if we got a response that went something like, “Raise it with all your heart?” That would be the worst-case scenario.
Fortunately, the response I received was unexpectedly kind and detailed.
Feed a small amount of crushed egg yolk mixed with water. Make a bed with soft clothes. The infancy doesn’t last long, so be careful just for the next few days.
...What? It was very “kind-hearted advice” which was quite different from how it normally was.
Is the owl being nice because the bird was of its own kind?
Regardless, I quickly told everyone the content of the advice.
Some of us quickly retrieved a boiled egg from the dining table to create the baby food, while the others took off their outer garments to wrap the bird and do everything they could.
“Songee!”
“Yes?”
“How long does it take for a bird to grow up? We have to go into a Cursed Room in just a few days.”
“I don’t know either, but according to what Kain-oppa heard, the infancy shouldn’t last long, right? It’s probably different from normal birds. I’m sure the Hotel wouldn’t make us look after a baby bird for a whole month.”
She had a point. I could only hope that she was right.
Only after another hour or so of chaos did everything finally settle down.
“We need to raise a baby bird now? What if they make us raise a human baby next time?” Jinchul-hyung mumbled with a blank look on his face.
Ignoring his remark, Eunsol-noona, who still seemed rational and logical despite everything that happened, said to me.
“Use the advice again as soon as something goes wrong. It’s an extraordinary animal born from the golden egg. We can’t have it die on us for a foolish reason.”
“I guess it should be an extraordinary animal, but I wonder what it’s capable of doing?”
“Who knows, we probably need to wait until the infancy is over at the very least.”
Even after the whole chaotic mess, the baby bird continued crying every 10 minutes for food, and we had to repeat the exhausting process of soothing it with more food.
Perhaps thanks to “Affinity”, the baby bird seemed attached to Songee, and Songee became the one tasked with feeding it.
We were only able to relax ourselves when the bird was asleep.
“It’s really exhausting.”
“...”
“Yeah...”
We were blankly staring off into nothing when Ahri opened her mouth.
“Use the advice again. See if there’s anything we need to be cautious about.”
“Isn’t that what we asked? Feeding it food and keeping it warm.”
“That was just on how to raise normal birds. There is no way this bird is normal, so ask a more specific question like, ‘Is there anything we need to be especially cautious about?’ or something.”
I was a bit skeptical again. Just like last time, it was asking for advice on “something we had no prior information about”.
How likely was it that we would get a proper answer? I wasn’t sure, but there was no other way around it.
Sage's Advice: 2 → 1
Please tell me the specific precautions we need to take for this bird!
You must not leave the Grotesque Parrot alone by itself at night.
***
I was immediately struck speechless.
What the hell is that name? A “Grotesque Parrot”?
What kind of horrifying name is that?
And what will happen if it’s left alone at night?
I conveyed what I received, to which Songee replied as if it wasn’t a big deal.
“I can sleep with it.”
I gained eternal life!
Eternal life, which even the Emperor of a whole continent had desperately yearned for – I acquired it one month after arriving at the Hotel.
However, what I was feeling was by no means a refreshing sense of enlightenment, nor joy at the fact that I had transcended the realm of humans.
My entire body felt like stuffy clothes, and I instinctively knew that I could “take it off”.
It was extremely uncomfortable, and I wanted to take it off.
A disgustingly powerful sense of dissonance was filling my head.
Probably due to hearing the sound of me vomiting, someone came out of Room 105.
“Kain? Are you okay?”
“Eunsol-noona...”
The moment I looked into her eyes, I realized something - it was the fact that I could steal “those clothes” for myself.
Gritting my teeth, I pulled my eyes away.
I had to hold it in. There was no point in stealing the body of a teammate.
After saying sorry, I headed to the tea table at the front reception to spend time by myself.
It seemed that I would have to spend a bit of time alone for today.
Even eternal life was just an extra “bit of service” included with the Power of Possession, so what exactly was the Power of Incarnation, which even exceeded that?
For some reason, I still couldn’t understand anything about the Power of Incarnation.
I decided to use my last piece of advice for the day on understanding the grimoire a bit more.
***
- Yu Songee
Kain-oppa suddenly started retching outside.
Eunsol-noona came back in after checking on him but had a puzzled look on her face.
“Was oppa alright?” I asked.
“Not sure. I don’t think there was anything wrong but he was a bit sharper than usual. He said he needs some time by himself.”
“Is it because of the grimoire?”
“Maybe.”
I wonder what was wrong all of a sudden?
Should I check in on him too?
— QUAAAAK!
Ah, unfortunately, I couldn’t. This little bird was going at it again.
After taking a short nap, the bird got up and was crying again, just like how it was 10 minutes ago.
This helped me understand what they meant when the Hotel said that the “infancy wouldn’t last long”.
Although this was my first time raising a bird, I had raised kittens and puppies before, and something obvious was that this bird was eating an absurd amount of food.
It devoured a large amount of food consistently despite its small size, which would make anyone question the physical possibility of such a thing happening.
This was probably the only baby bird in the world that could eat 30 egg yolks in one hour.
Even though it had only been a few hours since it hatched, there were already some visible signs of growth.
To be completely honest, it looked a bit disgusting at the start but now that it was slightly bigger with some feathers, it was starting to resemble a cute parrot.
I wonder what his abilities are going to be?
At the very least, it was certain that he wouldn’t be an ordinary animal!
At the start, everyone was devoted to making baby food, cushions, and everything but... in just a few hours, they were starting to take a rest here and there, with nothing but syringes full of baby food lying around next to me.
What is this? Why does it look like I’m the only one raising him!?
Am I a single parent now? They’re not even working!
Kain-oppa I could understand from the grimoire but... it felt a bit unfair.
But... I remembered what Eunsol-noona said. It was true that I tended to zone out without contributing much in meetings.
Like how the meetings were zealously carried out by the people who were good at it, I decided to think of this as me doing what I excelled at the most as my contribution.
In the middle of feeding the baby bird, I recalled the previous conversation we had.
It was about pondering our blessings during this Party Time, right?
Hearing that reminded me of the time I met my sponsor when enhancing my blessing. Others seemed to have had some deep conversations with their sponsors, but I didn’t have any of that.
A large elephant tall enough to reach the clouds just came up and tapped me once with its nose.
That was it, and the skill I acquired through the blessing enhancement was “Tacit Communication”.
...Wait, did it intentionally not say anything because the skill was about “understanding each other without saying anything”?
It was hard to come across “beings of chaos” that my Affinity worked on, so it was hard to put it to use, but I was starting to build experience by looking after this baby bird.
Just like what its name suggested, I was able to feel the bird’s emotions and impulses, and I too could send it my own thoughts.
Endless hunger, fear, curiosity... and love.
I could feel that this baby sincerely believed and relied on me.
That alone was enough to fill my heart with affection, which was also why I could look after it without getting upset, even though everyone sneaked away in the middle.
I was the one practically raising it, so I decided on his name by myself.
Forget about the horrible name of “Grotesque Parrot”! Your name from now on is Perro!
I looked after Perro till nighttime and took him to the cushion next to my bed when it was time to sleep.
That night, I found out what Perro’s horrifying ability /genesisforsaken