[It's almost the end of the month, ask for a few monthly passes]
Farting, for monks, it is very simple. Anyone can do it as long as the true mana is in the body, but farting is very simple. How to put a good fart and a big fart that has been passed down through the ages, Si Kong said that this is not easy, not simple. . It is necessary to be at ease and go at will.
He entrusted his mind and thoughts.
This is the only way to shake the sun and the moon.
Since the collapse of the Green Emperor in the first martial arts conference in the world, Si Kong picked the star and found that he had awakened a fate in his body. This fate is called Fart Emperor Fate.
后 After this life awakening, Si Kong's picking stars never dared to say anything, but it was a day-to-day training and hardening of the power of the origin, just for this day. In order to see the Green Emperor in the future, there will be a winning killer.
I saw the Green Emperor because of the resentment in my mind every day, and completely dispelled him. Turn around and point the **** to the Green Emperor.
"Fart Emperor Fate-Five Fragrant Lohan Fart !!!"
看 "Look at me skyrocketing !!"
Ji Sikong picked up the star face, opened his mouth and yelled.
This breath is extraordinary. You can get through the sky in one go.
boom! !!
There was a bang behind the back of Si Kong's picking star. An exhaust is emitted from the body. The Qi has changed from intangible to tangible, and it is still colorful. It can be seen that the five distinct gases are intertwined and turned into a Luo Han gold body. Outside of Luo Han, the five-colored magical light flashes, and there seems to be five Qi Rising. Lifelike.
Immediately after he appeared, he rushed towards the Green Emperor.
I can see that this Luohan rose up and gave off five very weird and terrible smells. These five gases, alone, were fragrant, and they were strangely scented, which made them smell and felt extremely enjoyable.
五 This spiced Luohan collided with the green fire from the emperor. Like a sage, he waved his fist. A stroke of Luohan fist bombarded the green fire, and the green fire was directly crushed and destroyed. However, the green fire is weird, as if it were illusory. It penetrates directly from Wuxiang Luohan and still heads towards Si Kong.
However, Wuxiang Luohan did not stop. He still appeared in front of the Green Emperor under a force, and a strange smile appeared on Luohan's face. That seemed to be some kind of evil smile. The five breaths on the body are intertwined together.
Suddenly, a terrible picture appeared.
Suddenly the five splendid Arhats suddenly burst into the five-colored strange light, and the whole body swelled violently, followed by, and exploded in front of the emperor without hesitation.
Rumble! !!
爆炸 This explosion is more intense than thunder. Very overbearing. The destructive power of the explosion is extremely violent, with a momentum of Luo Han's skyburst, containing the power of Luo Han, the power is very strong, and its power is absolutely not inferior to any powerful destiny. Stronger.
"Ah, smelly. My nose."
I only heard two screams coming out at the same time.
A layer of green water curtain emerged from the green emperor's body, covering the whole body. The spiced Luohan exploded without causing damage to it, but the green water curtain burst apart, but then, the green emperor screamed, two A paw hugs his nose. Eyes straightened, stunned, followed by continuous vomiting. It didn't take long for all the food to spit out.
Screaming while vomiting. Quickly escape from the five-color fog area. Rolling on the ground and vomiting.
It's an expression that can't wait to die.
And Sima picking the star is completely a screaming scream. When the green emperor passed through the spiced arhat and landed on it, it was burned firmly on the buttocks, and the clothes on the buttocks were instantly lit and exposed. Big ass. Even if Si Kong picked the star for the first time, it was repaired as mana, and the true essence of the body was formed outside the body. There was still no way to completely block the green fire. That green fire was very overbearing. It's like a sacrum.
However, Sima Zixing is also extraordinary. I don't know what material the underwear he is wearing is made of red. The underwear is red. The green fire burned on it, emitting a layer of red treasure, blocking the green fire. Although the burning Sima Zixing screamed for a while, there was no way to completely harm it. It can be said that he was roasting his **** through red underwear. The same is painful.
"Ah, it hurts, my ass. It's on fire. It's on fire."
Jian Sikong picked the stars and screamed constantly. Slam the **** to the ground, and use the soil to put out the fire on the butt. But as soon as I sat down, my whole body jumped up, my **** was burned, it hurts, and I sat down, like sitting on a needle felt. It's really miserable. Sit fast and jump faster.
Brush brush! !!
I took a bunch of water ball charms and patted them towards the bottom. Turned into **** of water and fell on those green fires. I don't know what green fires are. Those who have no effect on green fires. No effect at all.
"Nausea, disgusting death to me. It smells so horrible. You **** fart, fart, the emperor will never let you go."
The green emperor rolled on the ground, the smell was simply pervasive, deep into the soul, and any one of the five spiced arhat farts was released separately, that is, the fragrant, but the five fused together, that is extremely strange. It was indescribable. It can make people sick to death. Pain is too painful.
Green Emperor has spit foam.
Is completely unlovable.
"Green emperor, you **** evil dog, don't think I can't help you, the green fire still can't burn me. Look at my magic power-chrysanthemum heaven cant fart !!"
Jian Sikong picked up a roar. A hard face.
boom! !!
Suddenly, a soft sound popped out from behind.
Looking closely, a cloud of orange gas was sprayed behind Sikong's buttocks, but strangely turned into a bright and delicate chrysanthemum behind the buttocks. .
Then, the chrysanthemum exploded.
The whole chrysanthemum remains. The petals drifted in all directions like snowflakes. Each petal exudes a strange smell. The smell was unbearable. Moreover, the petals looked light and fluttering. In fact, each petal was similar to a knife and extremely sharp.
The bloom of the chrysanthemum exploded, and the green fire covering the buttocks was crushed. Washed away from the ass. After all, the fart is a breath, and the green fire is also to be scraped away.
I look pretty fierce.
"Smelly !!"
"The scent is smelly, I want to vomit sickly."
"Retreat, retreat, retreat, this is poisoning."
"I really want to vomit."
A large number of tauren below looked at the chrysanthemum petals and smelled subconsciously. Suddenly, some of the tauren's entire face became dark, and then their bodies crumbled and they sprayed out.
Vomited.
The vomiting is dark. Every intestine will spit out one by one. The spit was spitting, and in the end, only the foam was spit. There was a hint of fear in Si Kong's star picking.
"Ah! My ass."
Although the green fire broke up, Si Kong's picking star still issued a series of screams. He felt that his **** was really burnt, cooked, and cut off his underwear. It must be red and horrible.
"Asshole, you old thief is still a fart mad."
After seeing all this, the three-eyed strong man suddenly stopped in mid-air when he quickly chased the stars toward Si Kong, and also subconsciously blasted back a distance. The glance towards Si Kong was very bad, but the fear on his face was quite strong.
I was afraid in my heart.
"Fortunately, fortunately, this **** fart has not dealt with his fart, otherwise, I have no face to see the people in the future, it is definitely a shame that can't be washed away in a lifetime. I did not expect this old thief to Such a killer. "
This three-eye tribe is secretly afraid.
I thought I was chasing behind Si Kong's buttocks, and I couldn't help bursting out a chill in my heart.
Fortunately, I am lucky enough.
"My emperor is going to kill you."
The Emperor Green King rolled on the ground for a long time before recovering, but the stomach had vomited completely, and even the bitter bile was vomited.
Alas, at this time, there was a hint of killing in Green King's eyes.
"Save me, Daoyou, Yi Daoyou, control your dog, I have information, I have important information."
在 At this moment, Si Kong's eyes also looked at Yi Tianxing. Shouted quickly.
He knows that the emperor's evil dog can only be controlled by Yi Tianxing. No one else can do it. Even the well-prepared fart magical power can't suppress the emperor. He already feels a little bad.
He felt like his hands were about to get out of control. The situation is getting worse.
"Damn, sure enough, the evil emperor of the emperor can't fight, it will be unlucky if he fights. It's over."
Jian Sikong's heart chuckles secretly in his heart, and he feels that his hands are really out of control.
brush! !!
Pick the stars! !!
Right hand waved out without warning ~ www.novelhall.com ~ However, this grab is not for anyone, but for himself.
His star picker had to take his hands, which was indeed extremely mysterious.
Suddenly, Si Kong's picking star felt cold on his body, and he even cut off his clothes.
"Red bellyband !!!"
The Emperor Green King saw that Si Kong picked the star himself, but he also frowned, and then pointed at Si Kong to pick the star, and laughed loudly.
"Red bellyband, wearing a red bellyband and red underwear, is going to laugh to death. You asshole, and this hobby. It's so funny." Roll on the ground. Eyes laughed.
"........."
Seeing Yi Tianxing, the muscles on his face could not help but twitch, and felt that the sky was really rolling and the needle was piercing his eyes. A big man, wearing red bellyband and red underwear, is not ordinary spicy eyes.
This is perverted.
Jia Yan and others are also weird.
I didn't want to smile, I just felt that my eyes were going to be blind. ...
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