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After his identity had been exposed by Zhao Ju, he was not anxious at all.

Xie E was too lazy to bother with Zhao Ju anymore. He put on his clothes, pulled a chair over and sat down, and started fumbling in his bosom out of habit. Only now did he suddenly remember that in the Northern Song Province eight hundred years ago, there was no cigar at all.

Xie E could not help but mutter.

Seeing that Xie E was ignoring him, Zhao Ju pouted. In anger, she also moved a chair over and sat down opposite of Xie E.

Xie E was already addicted to cigarettes, it was impossible to say how much he was addicted to it. However, at this moment, other than wanting to light a cigarette, he also wanted to dispel the depression in his heart.

The strong intent suddenly made Xie E feel like there were a few other things in his arms, he then went into his pocket and found a box of his usual cigars, a cigar cutter and a ZIPPO lighter.

Xie E's heart was in ecstasy, he was focusing his mind, wanting to find something more to use for daily use. After messing around for a long time, he did not take out anything else.

Xie E was helpless. Seeing Zhao Ju looking at the items on the table with a curious face, Xie E wanted to show off and tease the beautiful princess who was always looking for trouble with him.

Xie E elegantly changed into five different kinds of proficient positions and lit up his lighter. He was proficient and fast, which made Zhao Ju dazzled by what she saw.

It was much stronger than the fire piston that was commonly used in the palace. Zhao Ju could not help but ask: "What is this thing? "It's that amazing?"

Xie E rolled his eyes and ignored her.

He took out a cigar, sliced it, and roasted it with a lighter. The long-awaited aroma of tobacco immediately filled the room.

Xie E leaned onto the cigar greedily and took a whiff of the fragrance. His intoxicated expression caused Zhao Ju to be extremely envious, wishing very much that he could snatch the cigar in Xie E's hand and sniff it himself.

Xie E lit up his cigar and took a few shallow puffs. He blew out a light smoke ring and it floated towards Zhao Ju.

Zhao Ju saw that the smoke ring condensed for a long time before slowly drifting away, and was extremely interested in the place, and was becoming more and more curious about the Xie E in front of him.

< p > "Cough, cough …"

Xie E violently coughed and quickly extinguished the cigar in his hand.

Zhao Ju felt that it was very strange.

Xie E also muttered in his heart: I really saw a ghost, I finally got a cigar with great difficulty, and there's actually a "Lust Grass" mixed in it.

After inhaling a few mouthfuls, the gadget under Xie E's crotch started to move.

If it wasn't for the fact that there was someone else around, Xie E might have been ecstatic to discover this important discovery. But now that he was facing a princess, it was obviously not the right time for it.

The fame of a lifetime will be lost in front of the princess.

Xie E looked at Zhao Ju coldly, "Since you've seen through me, I have nothing to say, you can do whatever you want."

Zhao Ju simply did not care whether Xie E was a eunuch or not. In the Imperial Palace, only men would be so nervous that a normal man who was not a direct descendant of the imperial clan would appear.

Zhao Ju probed: "You don't seem to be afraid that this matter will be exposed? Who exactly are you? "

Xie E was speechless. After thinking for a long time, he still did not know how to answer, and could only randomly stutter, "I was originally the distant nephew of the imperial garden's backyard gardener. My parents died when I was young, and I was accepted by the old people as a gardener …"

Xie E told her everything that happened that night in a simple manner, but she had still concealed the fact that she was a eunuch of heaven.

Zhao Ju chewed on her food with relish as she listened, "So that's how it is. According to you, you can't be considered a eunuch. Since royal father bestowed you with the title of a fourth rank imperial guard, then I have no intention of placing you in the palace … "

< p > "Yeah!" Why didn't I think of it? I am not a eunuch! "

Xie E slapped his head hard.

Zhao Ju giggled. "I thought you were really clever, you're actually also a piece of trash!"

Xie E laughed out loud and scratched his head.

< p > "Idiots!"

Zhao Ju knew that Xie E was not a eunuch, and she felt an indescribable happiness in her heart.

Xie E suddenly thought of how Zhang Xin had already made a list of flowers in the palace for him, and immediately complained. He tried to ask Zhao Ju, "Princess, what if, what if my name is on the list?"

"Of course it's because of the 'kacha' from Eunuch Hu in the cleaning room!" Do you still need to ask? "

Zhao Ju casually said as she played with the lighter that Xie E had left on the table.

< p > Kacha... The first time Xie E had met her, the witch had mentioned it before. So she actually wanted to castrate him, making Xie E angry just by thinking about it.

Seeing that Xie E did not speak, Zhao Ju chuckled: "You are a fourth stage guard, how did you get on the register? How many days have you been in the palace? How could Eunuch Hu let an unclean eunuch go on the list? "Don't be silly, by the way, how do you play with this thing?"

The more Xie E thought about it, the more uncertain he became. He was really afraid that he would not know when he was going to die, so he placed this huge tree in front of him as a backup, and definitely could not miss it.

After making up his mind, Xie E began to teach Zhao Ju how to play with the lighter.

Zhao Ju was very smart and agile, playing her game very quickly. Xie E even wanted to train Zhao Ju to become a "Smoker" very quickly.

"Is there something urgent for the princess to come to me so early in the morning?"

Only then did Xie E remember that after all this commotion, it was not time yet.

< p > "Can't I look for you if there's nothing else?"

Zhao Ju was unable to let go of Xie E's lighter, and with a "whoosh"

She flashed in front of Xie E's eyes and almost burnt Xie E's eyebrows.

It was hard to imagine that the Zhao Ju one day ago was the most refined princess in the entire imperial palace.

"Hurry up and pack up. Come with me to too high school."

Zhao Ju seemed to have thought of something.

Xie E was stunned, "Can you not go?"

"What do you think?"

Zhao Ju revealed an extremely cute and charming smile, which caused Xie E to shiver uncontrollably.

< p > "I'll wait outside for you. Hurry up." That's right, wear the guards' clothes! "

Zhao Ju skipped away with the lighter.

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