Chapter 158

Chapter 158

< Running Away from the Hero! 158 #18. What did I even do? (7)>

Neiiigh-!

Keep running, horsie!

My powerful whipping caused the horses to scream loudly.

Dad, its too fast!

My daughters yell-like voice resounded out, but it couldnt be helped at the moment.

A horse-drawn carriage was slow. Yes, it was quicker than a person, but that place was the royal castle of a kingdom. My pursuers could easily procure an excellent breed of horses to catch up to us in no time at all.

My opponent this time was the Order of Nature.

No one knew when they would figure out I was gone, but, as sure as the rising sun, those driven bastards would definitely come after me.

With this, other religious orders will also come after you now, master. Isnt that right? The metal bat giggled in delight next to me.

I nodded back at her. Probably. However, Im far more scared of an elder dragon.

Honestly speaking, Ive only heard about dragons in stories Ahem, well, I have seen a live one after paying seven silvers, but in any case!

This was my first time checking out the remnants of an elder dragons battle.

No, hang on a second. Did that even qualify as a battle? Judging from the extensive damage, it seemed more like a one-sided beatdown, didnt it?

In times like this, fleeing is the best way. No, scratch that, fleeing without looking back is the only way!

Master? Theres something ahead of us?

On a mountainside like this?

I had utilised all sorts of flashy skills to make our carriage travel through the mountain roads normally inaccessible to carriages.

Here I was, taking on the risk of the carriage wheels breaking down to brave these roads, yet there was a person in the middle of nowhere like this?

Hmm Am I seeing it wrong Looks like shes wearing some disgustingly expensive clothes?

Nope, master isnt wrong~! And thats a really cool maid uniform, too!

Not even the maids of the Imperial Court wore clothing like that.

The maids, charged with taking care of simpler chores, were all commoners, unlike the ladies-in-waiting who mostly came from aristocratic backgrounds.

No matter how much education the maids received, they would fundamentally find it hard to get used to working in such flashy clothing.

Itll be wiser to ignore that, right?

Well, if its you, master Theres a gooood chance of you getting tangled up in some weird incident in situations like this, so yeah.

How unfortunate, but the metal bats words were rather on-point.

That was why we should ignore that maid and be on our way, but then

Wait, isnt that magic?

Blue lights suddenly flashed, and then a wall of ice was generated before us.

Give me a break

Surely there couldnt have been all that many people wearing flashy maid uniforms capable of shooting magic like this.

Please help us, sir. My name is Serel di Keinel, the exclusive lady-in-waiting serving Princess Vera.

Seeing how she greeted us while maintaining decorum in this kind of situation, she definitely was an aristocrat, alright.

Well, she did say she was a lady-in-waiting. Not just any, but the exclusive lady-in-waiting serving the princess, no less. Meaning, itd not be a shocker if she turns out to be a high-ranking noble, too!

Her Highness Princess Vera has been kidnapped by the evil dragon, Aruketai, sir.

Ng, I know already.

I was accompanying the princesss older brother not too long ago, after all.

Princess Vera was

Even though I clearly was uninterested, Serel di Keinel was trying to tell me all the ups and downs of the situation.

Hey, miss? The only Vera I know is an ice cream company. And thats enough for me, thanks. [1]

Thats why I better make her get rid of that wall of ice, then knock her out with the metal bat to the back of her head

There they are!

The carriage is over there!

-We got discovered~?

-Bloody hell!

The maid reacted immediately at the voices coming from afar! Over here!

Lady Serel!

As expected of Sir Heros teacher!

Indeed. Sir Hero told us that his instructor would already be on his way to chase down the dragon, and he was right!

What kind of a series of puppy barkings is this sh*t?! Me, chasing down a dragon? Me?!

-Sounds like the hero got clever there, master? I mean, he kept raising your stock as his dear instructor, so to confess that you fled would be a bit, you know.

-To think that that idiot has gotten this crafty!

If the hero truthfully told everyone that I had run away, we might not have any pursuers coming after us.

Well, they wouldve had to focus all their attention on the upcoming battle against the dragon, after all!

But what if he said that I was chasing after the dragon, and thats why they must hurriedly follow after me? Surely the kingdoms whole dang army would be chasing me down with everything theyve got!

Instructooor!

Just as I began to seriously contemplate beating up everyone present and flee with my daughter in tow, the damn hero bastard rushed towards me while waving his hand.

-Okay, master. Its time to choose! A kingdoms army and the hero party versus a twenty-thousand-year-old dragon! Aaand your answer is~?

-How about neither, and I just flee to the other side of the continent with my little girl, instead?

Over a hundred combatants were visible behind the hero.

Judging from the state of their current equipment, they all seemed to be elite

What are you getting disappointed for, though?!

Even though the big sis tutted unhappily and backed off, I still vigilantly kept my eyes on her while patting my chest down.

It felt like weve been constantly riding on the carriage recently.

Sleeping inside the carriage, waking up in the carriage, climbing off only to get back in the carriage

After our home got burned down, its like the carriage has become our new home.

T-this is why dad said procuring a house for me is so important

Honestly, I was so disappointed back when dad took away a portion of my pocket money. He said that hes depositing it for the sake of buying my own home later on.

But I didnt know that having a home was this important!

Dad kept saying that only hardships waited when leaving ones home, and he was right all along!

I need to listen to dad more.

Once my insides had calmed down a little, I tightly held Misha and Kkokko and ran up to my dad.

Dad!

Alice!

Since I was holding Misha and Kkokko, I had to be extra careful when entering my dads wide-open arms.

It felt like I hadnt hugged my dad in such a long time, too.

Even though I could hug him whenever I want until recently, like in the mornings, afternoons and in the evenings, you know!

Dad, its like you havent been paying attention to me lately.

I tried to whine a little while in my dads arms.

Im sorry, my child. Unfortunately, an annoying hero has latched onto us, you see.

That hero is so despicable!

I thought that heroes were all cool and kind people, but to think that this hero was a bad guy who wrecked families!

Dad, how long are we going to accompany the hero?

After Sir Hero showed up, weve been practically living out of the carriage, travelling everywhere.

I know that hes my dads former disciple and that hes doing his best for this world. But dad told me this before.

A commoner should live like a commoner!

And my family was as normal (?) as you could get, a typical family of commoners.

Thats why its no good for us to hang around such an ignorant and uncouth hero!

Dad said that, since ancient times

You should never, ever get close to the likes of imperial families or royal families, high-ranking nobles and their scions, plus

People who seem to have shady pasts and finally, even the heroes!

But now, my dad who taught me that has to travel here and there with a hero in tow?

And from what I could hear, it was all to fight a dragon, too.

But dont they know how cute a dragon can be? Just looking at our adorable Kkokko should tell you how cute they are!

Even if there was a bad dragon with a similar name to the big sis, Mister Dragon should understand where were coming from if we scold him harshly enough.

But if that doesnt do the trick, we could always have the big sis discipline the dragon a little bit (?), and everything should work out fine.

Im sorry, my child. But soon enough, we should get to grow crops again, like how we used to.

Really, dad?

I looked up at my dad with sparkling eyes.

Farming is so enjoyable, you see. Yes, its really hard and so tiring, but farming with dad is still so much fun!

And it feels great when the little guys we worked so hard to raise grow up so big and strong and eventually become our tasty food!

That great feeling was something only the farmers who have cultivated the land would know.

Yes. Thats why, can you be a little more patient until then, my daughter?

Ng!

Thank you. Youre such a good girl. Good girl.

I waited for my dad while eating delicious food in the royal castle. I even used my fingers to count each passing day, too.

And around the time my ten fingers were about to run out, a rumour began spreading in the castle.

That our brave hero was about to embark on a journey to hunt down the dragon!

#5 Their circumstances: a certain heros circumstance

Where did it go wrong?

Sir Hero, hooray!

Let the blessings of the gods be granted on the Hero of Light, Sir Swinn!

I was stepping forward under the shower of encouragement coming from the cheering crowd.

To think hed announce that he will deal with the evil dragon Aruketai all alone!

You will never find anyone more courageous than Sir Hero in this continent, no, in our recorded history!

Indeed, hes the role model for every hero out there!

After returning to the royal castle, I got swept up in one thing after another. And by the time I regained my wits, the rumour about me going solo to hunt the dragon down had already begun spreading throughout this kingdom.

The great and noble hero, the Hero of Light Sir Swinn is bravely stepping forward!

His Majesty Our King, hooray! The Hero of Light, Sir Swinn! Hooray!

This kingdoms king declared loudly while politely bowing his head to me. And with that, I found myself travelling to the temporary lair of the evil dragon, Aruketai, for a one-on-one showdown. My party was accompanying me.

How the heck did the things end up like this?!

[1]: The Vera ice cream company MC mentions is actually Baskin Robbins, an American ice cream company thats rather popular in Korea. In Korean, its , and the Koreans combine the first two letters and to refer to it as . However, our MC is mixing up with (Vera).