Chapter 9: Birth Festival (3)

Chapter 9: Birth Festival (3)

I, Kaoru, once the beep— of beep— empire. In order to save my beloved woman, I braved the beep—, but ended up being reincarnated as the dragons’ princess due to two retarded goddesses. Not only that, they even deprived me of something important, now I couldn’t even talk freely.

I originally thought that once I became the dragons’ princess, I could still beep— even if I wouldn’t be as beep— as before. However, I noticed a problem after half of the day, my current body was still too young.

During the time when I was still the beep—, I had countless opportunities to enjoy orchestra in the most renowned hall of music. Each and every one of the performances was top-notch...

I once listened to one too many poems, the poet was full of emotion and audience would shed silent tears.

And I had also seen many statues; stone sculpture of a child pissing, wood carving a great person, and mud statue of a celebrity. Everything without exception was vivid and lifelike.

I once thought that nothing could have disturbed my rich heart from having experienced so many brilliant arts...

But after seeing the programs just now...

It felt just like I was going out to get midnight snacks, only to get sacked by someone from behind, got hanged to the roof beam and punched in the solar plexus by more than ten burly chaps. And finally, finish up with a flawless jab, concentrating the full brunt of the AOE attack on my liver.

Mommy... my liver is so painful, I think I might have gotten cirrhosis, I need someone to nurse me...

Ahh! I forgot, my mother is also a dragon, and the queen of dragons at that. The nursing she’d give me would be to dress me up in pretty (shameful) clothes and goes heh-heh-heh on me...

My cirrhosis suddenly changed into liver cancer...

“Ahh~ Such perfection! It is truly the highest form of art! Let us give our loudest roar to Augustus Bastier!”

“Roooooar!”

“Roooooar!”

“Roooooar!”

The dragons in the dark areas let out roars after roar. Even the dude lighting the spotlight on me also let out a sudden roar. I was so surprised I almost ran up to him to kick his balls.

As expected, I still can’t understand the dragon’s sense of value.

“I bet everyone is hungry now after so many shows. Moreover, our imperial princess has yet to eat anything since she was hatched.”

The huge dragon grabbed the sculpture of me with its claw and tossed it to the sky...

“Void Freeze.”

Following the flash of the magic circle, the sculpture froze in the air.

“Fire Breath.”

A blast of extremely hot flame shot out of the dragon’s mouth and very soon, I could smell the aroma of roasting meat.

“Hubby, maintain the heat, don’t burn it.”

“Ah noe (I know)”

“Now for my special seasoning.”

Evelyn suddenly jumped and after a beautiful seven hundred twenty degrees spin in the sky, she took out a big seasoning bottle from somewhere and sprinkled the seasonings on the sculpture like an angel scattering flowers.

Oi oi, hold on! Are you guys really going to cook up the sculpture? I am still here yo! At least think about my feelings! Even if that’s not the case, think about the feeling of that Augus-something-tier!

And the sculptor in question was currently salivating as he stared at the roast meat without so much as blinking his eyes...

Alright, I give up... so long as you guys are happy...

“It’s done.” Not long later, the raw sculpture was cooked, giving off a mouth-watering aroma.

“To show our respect to the princess, we present to Her Highness the most delicious part of the roast meat.”

Once again, Evelyn took out a long sword from who knew where, and with two quick slashes, she... cut off the head of the sculpture with extremely masterful sword skills.

She lightly patted on the head, then the well-cooked sculpture head floated over here, defying the laws of physics, and stopped in front of me.

My eyes met the eyes of my other head, which was at a slightly higher position...

Don’t make me say it again, think about my feelings goddamnit! I have only been born half a day ago, you bastards!