Special Chapter: Interview, Azure Rose

Special Chapter: Interview, Azure Rose

Host: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for tuning in to ‘A Date with Little Black’, our prime time show at eight tonight. I am your host, Little Black. The sky is clear today and it’s another beautiful day. I’m glad you are able to watch our show in front of the Spectrum Stone today as promised. To thank our audience for their continuous support over the years, I have specially invited the presiding judge of the Luminous Judgement, Ramiele Xoey, who is also known as the Azure Rose, as our guest today. Here, Presiding Judge Xoey, say hello to everyone.

Xoey (with a cold face): Hello, everyone.

Host: It seems the Azure Rose of the Luminous Theocracy is still as cold as ever. As expected of the noble flower in the hearts of countless young people! No wonder why some of the youngsters would say things like ‘Please step on me, Lady Xoey!’. Even an experienced fighter like me can’t really hold myself back.

Xoey: You can tell those who have said these things to come find me. I’ll definitely satisfy them. (The sound of ground getting crushed is heard at the scene).

Host: Ahem, ahem. We’ll talk about this later. We have invited Presiding Judge Xoey here today to further understand the shocking event that transpired in our sacred nation. I’m referring to the huge incident at the Whispering Square. According to our informant’s report, some criminals have blasphemed against the Goddess statue by turning her from a D-cup to an A-cup. Is this true?

Xoey: It’s a rumor.

Host: But our informant reported that the criminals first beheaded the Goddess statue during the evening prayers. They returned the severed head under the pressure of His Holiness, the Pope, but sliced off the Goddess’ breasts when no one was looking and fled the scene. Is this true?

Xoey: Rumor.

Host: But according to our informant’s report, there were tens of thousands of witnesses on the scene at the time. Is this true?

Xoey: ....May I ask for your informant’s surname first?Aall newest chapters on n.o./velbi/n/(.)com

Host: Ahem, ahem, well...

Xoey: Ten thousand gold coins.

Host: Well... I’m a host with moral integrity, so I can’t be tempted by money.

Xoey: Fifty thousand.

Host (looking troubled): I have said that I can’t be tempted by money, but if you offer more...

Xoey: Oh, I see. Since you adhere to moral principles, then I shall stop tempting you with money.

Host: Ahem, I’m glad you understand, Your Honor.

Xoey: That was our saintess setting off some fireworks.

Host: Oh no, it didn’t look like fireworks no matter how you look at it...

Xoey: It was fireworks.

Host: But why didn’t I hear the fireworks exploding?

Xoey: Because you’re deaf.

Host: But why were the fireworks not beautiful at all?

Xoey: Because you’re blind.

Host: But why did some of us detect a significant increase in the concentration of magic power during that time?

Xoey: ...

Host: And why did the weather suddenly change? The cloudless sky suddenly turned dark with dense clouds at that time. That shouldn’t be a natural phenomenon.

Xoey: ...

Host: Could it be that someone was casting a powerful magic?

Xoey: ...

Host: Was the Pope casting his magic? Was his use of magic related to the incident mentioned earlier? Were the two people in the wanted posters his opponents? Please answer the questions, Your Honor.

Xoey: You know too much, can you come with me?

Host: Huh?!! Wait, we’re still broadcasting live! Is it a good idea for you to show the dark side of the Luminous Judgement to the audience?!

Xoey: Don’t worry, no one will dare to make any problem.

Host: It’s getting darker!! Ouch, wait! It hurts!! Don’t grab me by my face, you’re going to shatter my skull!! Ladies and gentlemen, that’s the end of ‘A Date With Little Black’! Thank you very much for watching! I’ll see you next time when I get out of the prison! Goodbye!!