Chapter 80 Some Jerk Came to Our House for a Buffet

After all, as the monarch of the deep-sea region, why is he always thinking about selling his own legs?However, the squid lady coming to the Human World looking for a job to make ends meet, selling takoyaki and grilled squid is indeed a way out. Sёarch* The nôvel_Fire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

Working in a coffee shop as a maid isn't suitable for the squid lady.

If she became a coffee shop maid, she might end up as the coffee shop's owner the next day. As for the original owner... if he's quick enough, maybe he could find some bones inside of her...

Unless the coffee shop owner is him, the Black Dragon, otherwise, whoever hires the squid lady is in for bad luck.

He didn't want to bring this guy to the Human World—not only because she didn't understand the rules and laws of the Human World, but also because he would have to keep an eye on her the whole time.

He must ensure the squid lady is always under his watch; otherwise, if he's not careful, there might be a few pedestrians, adorable human toddlers, missing from the streets.

Maybe even those shining shop signs on the street, she'd dare to nibble a few if he's not looking.

Too much trouble.

Not like his Young Dragon.

His Young Dragon, aside from being curious about everything, wanting to be the emperor of the Human World, is very well-behaved and simple.

At such a young age, he's already capable of running a stall to support his Black Dragon Dad.

Raising him for another hundred or two years, he'll definitely become his sweet little cotton-padded jacket.

"Hey, Black Dragon, is your Young Dragon selling my legs?"

"You're overthinking it; my Young Dragon sells barbecue."

"Come back quickly and take me to the Human World for fun. I promise to listen to you and not eat anything randomly. If I don't listen to you and accidentally upset my stomach, just feed me some medicine and help me treat it."

"Bringing you to the Human World is not a problem; the problem is... do you have any money? Without money, you can't adapt to the rules here in the Human World."

"I don't, but you do. Just lend me a bit, and as soon as I've made money in the Human World, I'll repay you immediately."

"......"

Why does everyone like to borrow money from him, the Black Dragon?

He only has so many Gold Coins on him; if he lends them all out, what will he spend?

Also, when borrowing money... can't they give a little thought to his race? Find adventures at empire

He is a Black Dragon, a Black Dragon!

Asking a Black Dragon for a loan, have their brains gone bad?

If he, the Black Dragon, doesn't proactively offer to lend money, everyone should be thanking their lucky stars.

"If I had money, would my Young Dragon need to set up a stall outside to make money?"

"You don't have money? Then go make some. Aren't you raising a Young Dragon? After making money, you might as well support me too. I eat anything, I'm even easier to raise than your Young Dragon."

"This is why I raise a Young Dragon, not you."

"????"

"My Young Dragon sets up a stall to support me, you want me to set up a stall to support you. The difference is too big, so I don't want to support a big waste like you."

"????"

As a fellow monarch of the deep-sea region, did the Black Dragon consider how he was calling her a big waste and how it made her, the Deep Sea Monarch, feel?

"I get it now; you mean... if I make money like your Young Dragon to support you, you'll take me to the Human World for fun, right?"

"...."

"If this is what you're thinking... then indeed, I could take you to the Human World for a few days of fun."

Setting up a stall to make money to support him?

To tell the truth, the squid lady's idea actually tempts him, the Black Dragon.

However... setting up a stall isn't just something you do on a whim, he'd still need to teach this one how to barbecue and cook food.

Barbecuing is simple, cooking food is a bit more difficult.

If the squid lady learns to barbecue, she won't be afraid of going hungry when she comes to the Human World in the future.

To bring the squid lady to the Human World for a visit?

Since she's resolved to make money to support him, the Black Dragon, it seems a bit unreasonable to keep refusing to bring her to the Human World.

If he doesn't bring her, she'd probably keep making trips to his dwelling in the sea.

Hmm?

What's that sound?

Lance hears someone crunching and munching on fruit.

He waved his right hand at the Black Dragon Statue again, and he appeared within the light and shadows of the squid lady's projection.

It was the squid lady.

The squid lady was munching and crunching away at the fruit on his island, and in just a short while, five watermelons, several bunches of bananas, and dozens of apples had gone into her mouth.

She didn't spare even the cucumbers, tomatoes, chili peppers, or cabbages he had planted in the vegetable patch, and even the corn in the ground was pulled out and eaten by her.

Her tentacles kept delivering food into her mouth ceaselessly.

Beast!

Are you treating my island like a buffet?

"Um... slurp... um... Black Dragon... how come I can see you again?"

Seeing the miniaturized Black Dragon, the squid lady who was gorging herself hurriedly hid the tentacles holding fruit, vegetables, and corn outside of the projection.

She blinked her big eyes while looking at the Black Dragon, and because some fruit, vegetables, and corn were still in her mouth, her tiny mouth and big cheeks would occasionally move.

Hungry, and with Black Dragon not at home, it wouldn't be too much to steal a little fruit, vegetables, and corn, right?

And it's not like she stole his dogs or little turtles.

Strange, how did Black Dragon discover she was stealing food?

The dogs' mouths were bound by her tentacles.

The little turtle was huddled inside its turtle shell without even showing its head...

How did Black Dragon notice?

"What did you say you were coming to my island for again?"

"Um...crunch... I told you to help me... wait a sec... roar..." The squid lady in the projection turned her head to one side, crunching away at the fruit, vegetables, and corn in her mouth, and then with a mouthful of big white teeth, she appeared in the projection: "To help me wash my face, to get this ink off, and to take me to the Human World to play."

"No, no, no, I don't think you're here to get your face washed. I think you're... here to feast at my territory's buffet, you damn scoundrel!!!"

Lance roared out the last sentence, his voice so loud it carried to the private booth next to the upstairs café.

The cute Cat Maid outside the booth instinctively shrank her neck down.

The squid lady in the projection instinctively moved away from the light screen, frightened by the Black Dragon. She almost thought that the Black Dragon was going to burst through the light and bite her...

"Where's my dog?"

"I wrapped my tentacle around its mouth..."

"Let it go, don't suffocate the dog I'm raising. And stop stealing food. If you steal again, I'll come back and break your legs!"

"They... they're already... scared stiff by you, Black Dragon..."

"Scram."

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

Lance ended the projection, grinding his teeth.

This time, the squid lady had really cleaned out his place.

Can't get angry, can't get angry... anger is bad for health, and if I get sick, I will have to brew my own medicine.

Stay calm... stay calm... stay calm...

Hehe...

Anger is bad for health?

Not a problem, I'll just hammer the squid lady when I get back, and the anger will fade away.

"Mr. Lance, may I ask if you are encountering any trouble?"

"It's nothing, I'd like to pay the bill."

"You've spent a total of twenty-five Gold Coins in our establishment. Would you like us to pack up the unfinished wine for you?"

"Yes."

"Just a moment, please."

After paying the bill and taking the packed wine, Lance left the Lucky Meow Café and approached the Young Dragon at the stall, "Wrap up, we're going home."

"There's still some octopus balls left unsold."

"Let Joanna and Louis handle the rest, we're going home."

"Why are we suddenly going home?"

"Our home has been robbed. Some damn creature took advantage of our absence and helped themselves to a buffet there."