Chapter 595

"Fat man, this is where you are emotionally weak. I ask you, if you have a crush on a girl, what are you willing to do for her?" Duan Hong asked seriously.

Fat man repeatedly nodded: "except to die, anything is willing."

"What you said is magnificent. You don't even dare to tell her. Is it more difficult than death?"

The fat man shook his head as if he had made up his mind: "that's not true."

"Well, tell me who you like? Is it hotel attendant Ruhua? That time, I saw you two frowning -- "

Without waiting for Duan Hong to speak, the fat man blushed and said, "you let that girl die. She looks like a pig. How can I like her?"

"Isn't it like a flower? Is it sister pomegranate, the foreman Duan Hong also inquired, Manchu and Han banquet Hotel, there are only two suitable for fat.

"No! Pomegranate that satyr to everyone, last time I saw her seduce Zhu Shan, wearing a fishing net stockings, pure, too hateful, I hate to kill him, how can it be her. " The fat man said angrily.

"The rest of us don't seem to be any more. Who is that?" Duan Hong couldn't figure it out.

The fat man was a little embarrassed and said, "Hong, do you believe in love at first sight?"

"Love at first sight? I believe that's true for me and a few of them. " Duan Hong said with a smile.

"Actually --" the fat man looked at the dignified stewardess sitting in front of the passage.

Duan Hong saw that although the appearance of the stewardess was not as hazy as that of the moon, her beauty was also superior. She joked: "OK, fat man, you're promising." Then he left the fat man to giggle, but he just looked at the map again.

"Er - Hong, aren't you known as the top ten love saints in the sea? Teach me, what should I do? " The fat beggar looks like a pug.

Duan Hong was stunned: "how do you know that I am known as the top ten love saints in the sea?"

"Who is this, Cao Xiaoming said."

"Oh, as a saint of love, I don't fight unprepared battles. According to my years of love experience, with all due respect, you have no hope for the dignified, gentle, virtuous and beautiful stewardess." Duan Hong is outspoken.

"Ah? Why? " Fat people have black lines.

Duan Hong looked at the map and said, "be realistic, fat man. If you want money, you have no money, you have no appearance, you have no literary talent. You can't fight with people on the plane. Even if you fight, people won't necessarily look at you. Even if you look at you, if he is a violent opponent, he will only despise you even more. In a word, I think flower or pomegranate is suitable for you. "

Fat man face decadent paralysis in the seat, "why? Although I am not very handsome, but my heart is very good. Why is it that only a man like a flower and a half aged woman like pomegranate are suitable for me

Duan Hong didn't want to make fun of the fat man, and he didn't want to see him sad. He said, "if you do as I say, maybe there's a chance."

"Ah? If you didn't tell me earlier, I just asked you, "tell me quickly?" Said the fat man.

Duan Hong said with a smile, "come here with your ears, like this - like this." After hearing this, the fat man's face turned green and purple. Finally, he nodded.

At this time, the plane had been flying smoothly, and most of the people untied their seat belts. Duan Hong suddenly felt a sense of urination, and he was still very violent. He secretly regretted that he should not have drunk that coke before he got on the plane.

He unfastened his seat belt, asked the stewardess the direction of the toilet and went alone. Go to the toilet door, see the light is green, know no one inside, he was just about to reach for the door.

Cang Meng came out from the inside. They met each other. They didn't know when to start. When they saw Duan Hongcang Meng, they felt shy.

He quickly lowered his head and went out.

"Well, what's rare is peeing? They don't even call when they meet. " Duan Hong pushed the door in and locked it.

He opened the toilet and took a big pee. His eyes drifted to the garbage can next to him. Suddenly, his whole body was shocked. The lid of the garbage can was not tightly closed. His eyes were so good that he saw something red inside.

"What did Cang Meng do in the toilet just now?" Duan Hong carefully lifted the lid and was shocked. There was a bloody sanitary napkin lying in it, which showed that cangmeng had come to the moon. What shocked him was not only that, but also the following used condom with half a broken cucumber in it!

"Hiss!" Duan Hong had a chill. He was sure that it was not cangmeng's fault. Judging from her walking posture and her conservatism, she was still a virgin. As soon as the plane took off, this kind of thing appeared, most likely from which stewardess.

Just then, there was a loud noise outside. Duan Hong quickly left this disgusting place and ran out to have a look. He saw that the front stewardess seat was full of people, pointing and shouting.

He quickly walked over and looked across the crowd. He saw that the fat man was naked and panicked, with a clear handprint on his left face. He asked a man with glasses and a suit: "man, what's the matter?"

The man in the suit first looked at Duan Hong. Seeing that he was well dressed and had the "akini" logo on his sleeve, he immediately recognized that he was the same kind of person as Duan Hong. He said, "strange things happen every year. This is the most special thing. The tattooed fat man actually teases the beautiful stewardess."

"What?" Duan Hong looks at the fat man unbelievably. He doesn't believe it when he kills him. This guy usually doesn't dare to look at beautiful women. He is as timid as a mouse in terms of emotion. How can he take the initiative to tease others?

"You are a beast and a scum. It is you who make the world dirty." A man in a suit and elastic vest pointed to the fat man who lowered his head and said, "why don't you die, wow! Tattoos on the chest? Scare me? Laozi left green dragon right white tiger, old cow in the middle, red star in the heart, will be afraid of you? What are you look at? Be careful, I'll beat you. It's really hateful that I should molest women under the influence of heaven and earth. "

Duan Hong believed it and thought, "what's wrong with the fat man?" What happened just now? He will look at the moon dim, she has been in, estimated to know, who knows she spit out her tongue, looked at the fat man disdainfully, then turned back, a face I don't know.

"Go! Follow me to the air police. Don't be afraid, miss. If you have me here, everything will be OK. " The stewardess blinked in the Zhuang and Han Dynasties.

"It's a shame for us that you scum should go down the toilet and ride on the same plane with you." The strong man pulled the fat man. He was the opponent of the fat man. The latter was in a panic. With a little push, the strong man gave him a somersault.

He wanted to show off in front of the stewardess, but he failed. Now he was a little angry: "how dare you fight back? I'm a black belt of judo. Let's see how I deal with you. "

He said he would come forward again. The stewardess quickly pulled away and said, "Sir, please calm down. You're still on the voyage. Although his action just now is very unsightly, it's not good to fight. It's bad for the plane's flight. In case of turbulence, it's not good. Let's go back to our seats."

The others left as the stewardess spoke, but the strong man was reluctant to fight with the fat man. A fat man is like a defeated rooster, blushing and saying nothing.

Seeing this, Duan Hong patted the strong man and said, "brother, calm down. Why don't you go back first and give it to me here." He said with a little effort.

The strong man immediately felt numbness on his left shoulder. He staggered back.

Duan Hong grabbed him and whispered in his ear: "if you want to show off in front of women, please don't choose my brother as the object. He is not suitable for you, and let alone the black belt of judo. Even if you have abnormal leucorrhea, he can still beat you when he gets angry. If you don't want to break your arm, go back." As he spoke, he put more force on his hand.

The strong man was scared by his cold eyes, and his thoughts were spoken out. He bit his teeth and nodded, and retreated.

Duan Hong gave a smile to the stewardess and said, "I'm sorry, miss. This is my friend. To tell you the truth, I took him to Japan to see a doctor this time." He whispered: "he is mentally abnormal. Sometimes he often does things that people can't understand. Please forgive me."

The stewardess looked at the fat man and listened to Duan Hong's explanation. She was immediately relieved. She felt that the little fat man was pitiful, so she forgave them and didn't call the air police.

Duan Hong quickly pulled him to his side and asked him several questions. He guessed the whole story.

When Duan Hong went to the toilet, the fat man made up his mind. Suddenly, he stood up from his seat and went to the stewardess. As if he was possessed, he took off his coat and revealed his belly full of pork, which was the envy of many women.

At the moment, the stewardess was shocked. I don't know what happened to him?

The fat man even put his hand on the head of the stewardess seat, revealing the black hair in his armpit, deliberately exerting force to make the whole body fat as much as possible and become like a muscle.

When he saw that the stewardess was surprised, he took back his arm and started an ugly dance. He was too short to dance. In his elegant posture, it was like an insult to people when he jumped.

The stewardess was startled and didn't know how to say it. The fat man saw that her eyes were very big. His old face pretended to be deep. He put out his hand to touch the stewardess chin.

All this was seen by the passengers behind. The stewardess felt insulted. She slapped the fat man in the face and scolded the hooligan. At this time, the strong man who also liked the stewardess came over and buttoned the fat man with the cross behind the judo, like a bear saving beauty.

As soon as the fat man broke free, he opened it. At this time Duan Hong came.

"Fat man, why are you doing this?" Duan Hong was puzzled.

The fat man looked at him coldly and muttered, "didn't you just say let me show my most special place? You say that some women will fall in love with a man because he is special

"Ha ha ha." Duan Hong said with a loud smile: "so you take off your clothes and tease people? Fat man, you are not Li Bo. I thought I told you straight enough. I did tell you that highlighting the most special place makes her curious about you. You can walk up to him and suddenly faint, pretend to be unwell, or deliberately lose a pile of money. All these can make her curious. Why do you choose to take off your clothes? "

"I - the most special part of me is the tattoo on my chest and the scar on my back. I didn't expect that she would feel sick when she saw it. I think it's good. " The fat man's face was full of grief and indignation, as if he was in the pain of lovelorn.

Duan Hong couldn't bear to laugh at the fat man and said, "maybe you're really not suitable. When you get to Japan, I'll let Xiaoyao introduce you a girl from Japan. This time we'll get off the Fukuoka Airport. It's the birthplace of Matsushima and the Communist Party. There must be a lot of beautiful women."