"My day, what did I see?!"
"Ah, my eyes are going to go blind."
"Shocked, it turns out that this is the true appearance of the Mad Monarch."
"It's miserable, it's too miserable."
"The mad king reveals the bird, the world is terrified."
"Mr. Luniao?"
"Hiss, brother, your naming ability is really overbearing!"
Others watched the unyielding little bird fluttering in the wind, and even the top ten peerless geniuses in the Dao Palace Tianbang were dumbfounded.
They coincidentally had a premonition: Maybe from now on, the title of Mad Monarch will become Dew Bird Monarch......
This made everyone shudder. No matter how strong he is in the future, people will never forget that he was beaten to the ground in battle.
This battle made everyone clearly realize for the first time how important a pair of strong pants is to a soldier. This is the last bottom line of image and dignity......
thump!
The mad lord smashed the floor into a "too"-shaped deep pit. With the character of the mad lord, as long as he doesn't die, he will get up again and fight that muscular man again, but...
His underpants exploded into red butterflies and flew into the underworld. No matter how brave the madman is, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't go into battle shirtless.
When he heard the name 'Lu Niaojun', Kuangjun's face turned red, not from anger, but from embarrassment.
At this moment, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in. He felt that he was going to be nailed to the pillar of shame in the Dao Palace. From then on, everyone would no longer remember his strength, but only remember that he was beaten to the ground today.
When fighting people——
Mad Monarch: "I am one of the strongest below the pulse rank."
Other: "You have exposed birds."
Mad Monarch: "I have defeated countless powerful enemies."
Other: "You have exposed birds."
Mad Monarch: "If you mention this again, believe it or not, I will punch you to death."
Others: "Help, Mr. Lu Niao became angry from embarrassment, the beast is going to kill people!"
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The madman only feels that he is socially dead.
"No, my mad monarch must not bear such a stigma, I must find a way to divert everyone's attention."
"Juejian and the others must have been peeking at Lao Tzu's jokes in a corner of the scene. If you die, everyone will die together! I can't bear this title alone!"
Mad Monarch felt that he was a fucking genius, and immediately thought of a solution.
The Mad Monarch grabbed two big stone slabs one behind the other to protect his vitals, and the spiritual energy flowed into his throat and screamed, "This 'person' is not a human being, it is transformed from heaven, material and earth treasures, as long as you get it, you can enter Fate field! Even if you can't get it, just fighting with it will be of great benefit."
"If you don't believe me, let's see if my strength has become stronger again!"
The Mad Monarch was lucky enough to obtain the secret method of rage not long ago from a certain secret realm, and his strength surged upwards. However, because he had not fully mastered the secret method, the two stone slabs were stirred into one by force. Pile of limes.
When the slate turned into dust, all the male cultivators went crazy.
Of course, it's not because he's greedy for his body, but because everyone thinks that Lu... what the madman said is very likely to be true!
Originally, they still took it as a joke, thinking that this is the self-help strategy of the madman. How can heaven and earth treasures become human beings? Do you think this is the world of cultivating immortals?