Chapter 711

There are two young masters in situ's family.

Young men are twins. They grow up together and have a very good relationship.

They have just been in grade one this year. Their favorite is their mother, followed by their grandparents, their big golden hair, their toys given to them by their mother, and finally their father.

Their father is known as a cruel father, no, should be said to be a pit baby master.

According to the neighbor witnessed, once saw their father and mother on the phone, the results because too distracted, even the boss's pants fell also did not see, let him all the way back home naked.

The eldest in the first grade was deeply ashamed of the shadow of kindergarten.

The second brother was luckier than his brother, but he was really naughty. His father used a fork for drying clothes, which caught him in the air for reflection. Moreover, the father's eyes were not very good. He always crossed the wrong person and put the innocent boss on the string, which made the eldest brother resentful.

Their grandparents said that their father's heart and eye were all used on their mother.

The twins inherited their father's genes, and their eyes were all on "how to snatch mother from father's hand".

However, dad is like a magic dragon, a vicious stepmother and a super villain in in the comic book. Every time they hold their mother for less than a minute, dad is like a thunder in the sky, which mercilessly splits the two of them and carries her away like a bandit.

Yes, the bandits and the brothers recently studied the Xinhua Dictionary and learned a number of broad and profound words, such as "shameless", "hooligan", "despicable" and so on, which are most suitable for describing their father.

The twins felt that it was too difficult for them to live up to now.

Recently, the teacher told a story about an alien baby, and the children were also wondering whether they were the little prince left behind from a certain planet.

Situ Fei went into the brothers' room and found that they were pursed and had a "antenna" in their heads, playing "Star Wars".

He took one in one hand and threw it back to bed like a cannon ball.

"You two stinks, sleep for me

"I want my mother to sleep!"

"The complaint is invalid and rejected."

Situ Fei touched his conscience, picked up the old father's broken feelings, and said earnestly, "you are old, you are a man of indomitable spirit. You should learn to be alone and independent. You know, don't be a mother all day. Your mother is very busy. You can't bother her."

The child is quite aggrieved, "that father you are so old, why still sleep with mother."

Devil shameless, "because in your mother's mind, I have always been a small child, your mother must coax me well, I can coax you."

Twins:.... "

They feel something is wrong, but they can't say it.

So they just glared.

Situ Fei chuckled, "well, what do you want so much for? Go to sleep. The moon is coming to catch people."

The old man retorted, "the moon won't catch children. It's grandma wolf who catches children!"

Situ Fei raised his eyebrows and said, "yes."

That night, the brothers had a fantastic dream.

The moon really fell down on their roof!

The two brothers were so scared that they cried for their father and mother. They started their escape.

The stars are falling all the way behind the little butt.

Oh, the stars are so fierce.

Still scold the child!

Fairy tales are all deceitful!

Lin Lang sat at the head of the bed and watched how the man played tricks on his descendants.

She gave him a little twist on the arm. "You've almost got it."

Situ feizhen has a word, "I am creating an unforgettable childhood for them."

Lin Lang rolled her eyes. "It's the first time I've heard people talk about nightmares so fresh and refined."

The big devil's expression suddenly became ambiguous and evil, "why, don't you give up your son's suffering ah, that line, you take their place, I'm very generous."

Lin Lang:

Since he became a father, this man has no face at all.

The big devil hooked the broken hair in her ear and said, "come on, seduce me, and make me crazy."

Lin Lang kicked her foot and was held by her ankle.

His throat slipped with laughter and he was hoarse and provocative. "OK, I'm seduced."

The next day, the excessive indulgence of someone holding his wife happily overslept.

On the contrary, the twins are very calm, climbing the cupboard by themselves, filling their stomachs and relying on themselves.

It was ten minutes before the school gate closed before they went to knock.

"Dad, we're going to be late."

“……”

Situ Fei grabbed the bird's nest like hair, yawned and opened the door, "have you packed your schoolbags yet?"

The twins cast a look of disdain.Otherwise, will you wait for you to do it.

Situ Fei Yue, rubbing their cerebellum melon seeds, "good spirit, your mother is blind worried."

Father pushed open the window, the wind in the morning was light and fresh.

The twins, with a heavy expression, quickly put on their little helmets.

Situ Fei finger around a wind, tied to the twins' feet, "class concentration, you know."

Then, with a whiff, two little guys were pulled out of the window by the wind, like two little stars, and quickly disappeared in the sky.

Situ had a minute of looking out, very satisfied, very good, the little bastards went out safely, he could be with his wife for a whole day.

As for lunch?

Oh, that doesn't matter. The land Council takes care of them.

As for the evening, well, look which gods are going along the way, and take the two boys along.

Yes, this is the way the master of the situ family goes home.

Other children were escorted by their parents or by school bus. They went to heaven when they were not right:)

in the last minute, the brothers and brothers successfully entered the school gate.

Some children saw it and asked them, "why do you take helmets to school everyday, situlin and sitlulang?"

The fat man next to them immediately laughed at them, "master, it is on the cloud to go to school."

The fat man was in the same kindergarten as them before, because twins are so popular with girls. The little red that fat people like is also their little fan sister, which causes the strong jealousy of the fat. If you catch the chance, you will satirize the brothers.

"No, it's uncle Feng who sent us to school today," said stulin, the boss

The fat man laughed at once.

His brother situlang was so aggrieved that he took the leaves on his head and said, "really! Dad, he's bad. He drags our feet. I almost hung up on the tree! "

But this time it caused a greater laugh.

Twins in kindergarten by the stars, suddenly entered the new environment, all strange faces, can not help but lose. Instead, it was a little fat man, the favorite of his teacher. His parents donated a building to the school. He was very bold. In the ordinary class, the fat boy took out the latest toys and the most expensive snacks from the desk, which made the child envious for a while.

But twins are lost. Children don't play with them, they play with other "things.".

Thanks to their father's "steel education," the two little guys were very strong.

This day, Chinese teachers began to talk about the Spring Festival, let everyone speak enthusiastically.

The most annoying thing for twins is the Chinese teacher. When talking to a fat boy, they squat down, especially gentle and amiable. When talking to them, they face them with nostrils. They also asked Dad why the teacher would be like this, not that teachers are equal, for teachers, dad laughed, said a rice to raise 100 people.

Of course, dad said, if this school can't stay, we can go at any time.

Although dad is not flirting, the key point is the brothers' hearts and minds, giving them infinite courage.

Chinese teacher smiled and asked the fat boy, "how did you have Spring Festival in your family, classmate Liu?"

"My father and mother took me to take me to travel to different countries for the new year with my mother and Dad," he said

"Let's let's take dad to the bottom of the sea next time to celebrate the new year. The rabbits in the Moon Palace are so annoying that they can't sleep every day."

Brother also worried, "but Uncle Longwang there old people eat seafood, how bloody ah."

"My brother is upright and strong," that can't be done. Who can only make dad barbecue and cut trees! "

The little students next to me laughed.

Chinese teacher stares at me severely, "classmate Chen, has the teacher not taught you, others should keep quiet when speaking!"

Chen classmate is the little fat dog leg, immediately said, "teacher, I didn't mean, yes, it is them, said some funny words."

"What's funny about it?"

Chinese teacher a stroke of chalk wipe, "you two, and what is the difference in the open, said, you all said what."

My brother said clearly, "teacher, we will discuss whether to go to the Moon Palace or the Dragon Palace at the bottom of the sea this Spring Festival."

The class laughed.

Chinese teacher looked at the brothers with a look of caring for intellectual disabilities. "What kind of family do you think your family is, you still don't focus on learning? Like Liu's parents, they donated a building for the school. This is called a good thing. Your father is idle all day long. There is no interest at all. You can't learn your father! "

The last time the parents' meeting was held, the family of situ family made a high appearance. Especially the woman named Linlang, took away all the women's scenery, and the Chinese teacher with good looks was reduced to the foil.

Situ Lang was unhappy, "teacher, I am the first and second year brother." He was so fierce that he said, "don't scold my father, or else, I will let my brothers and sisters scold you."

Children are quite vengeance.The Chinese teacher rolled her eyes, and countless eyes grew on the ceiling. Some were kind-hearted and some were ferocious. She screamed and ran out of the classroom.

Local deity: "I'm afraid

Don't cue, they're not ghosts.

From then on, the Chinese teacher didn't dare to talk to the two brothers casually. She always thought that the evil school was very bad.

But after this, the children feel that their brothers are very dignified, even the "old witch" are afraid of them! Some also applied, "big brother, second brother, I have not been to the Dragon Palace, can you take me with you this year?"

The twins scratched their heads. "Then we have to talk to Dad!"

So they grind and grind, and finally their father agrees.

The next day, the brothers moved in a red invitation, asking the children who wanted to go to the Dragon Palace to sign their names. When the new year's Eve arrives, the soldiers and crabs from the Dragon Palace will go out to meet people for the new year. This kind of fantasy is too tempting for children. Chen xiaoclassmate abandoned the organization and asked for one.

Four fifths of the class ran over to join the party. The rest of the class was the little fat people, sneering at them as idiots.

Then, on the night of new year's Eve -

the children accompanied the adults to watch the new year and rubbed their eyes sleepily. Why didn't they come?

Crackling, after zero, thousands of people in the streets set off firecrackers.

That night, the parents of class 3 of sunshine primary school felt that their children were a little abnormal. They ran around the room like burning their buttocks, crying, "Dad, mom, plush is coming to eat me!"

Then the children rushed to the bed and fell asleep. They laughed and laughed. They put the money under their pillows and wished them peace and happiness every year. Xiaomiao'er grew up quickly.

The Dragon Palace held a grand welcome ceremony for the young men's friends, and lit the glass lamps all the way for fear that they might bump into each other.

Children are curious to see the magical underwater world, coral, fish, bigger than their shells, shining. The father and mother of situ, whom they met at the parents' meeting, were dressed in beautiful ancient clothes, with long hair and white clothes. They looked like the fairies in TV dramas!

"So your family is really a friend of the gods."

Chen announced that from today on, he will be the dogleg of situ brothers!

There was a lot of chatter ahead, and the two adults were one step behind.

Situ Fei murmured, "it's all due to these two show off kids. I'm going to watch the whole night tonight."

Lin Lang thought it funny, "tell me, which new year's day you can keep? Last year, you fell asleep in the Moon Palace -- "

the boy complained," isn't that group of rabbits too annoying, and the two little ghosts are sleeping, you can't blame me only one! "

"Well, it was rabbit last year, and the year before last, you also slept in hell!" A wide range of glancing eyes, eye wave flow, amorous feelings.

Situ Fei said, "what hell is sleeping? Don't slander me. I'm only sleeping with you. I don't mess with it. That's not true. The two bastards have to quarrel to watch hell's eighteen. I watched the horror film all night, and I accidentally went to sleep. You have to be considerate of the man who is a father. "

Lin Lang was not angry, "you have a reason."

The man laughs, cheap.

He took his wife's hand and went to the crystal clear dragon palace.

The golden bell of her wrist rings, real and reassuring.

Thank you for coming to my future.

I am situ Fei, situ's secretary, situ's disciple.

I love you very much.