When I got home from work, a smell of rice came.
And the little woman, who was usually indifferent to him, also eagerly brought him slippers. Shangguanhong was shocked. Did he go to the wrong door?
It's impossible, not to mention that there is only such a villa nearby, but just now he opened the door by scanning his thumb. The door can't go wrong, so today's sun is setting from the East.
Back back, looked up at the sky, the west of a sunset, in full swing, everything is normal, ah, the only abnormal is that this woman took the wrong medicine?
Put your hand on her forehead. "Do you have a fever?"
“……” What does he mean? Yao Qianqian suddenly feels that he is a failure. He is kind to his new husband, but he is regarded as insane. Is there anything more depressing than that?
if I didn't ask for him, I wouldn't do that. Do I really think she's free? She's busy, too, OK?
Take a deep breath!
Don't get angry, keep smiling!
Yao Qianqian raised his lips, a sweet and gentle smile, reflecting his white and red face, shaking shangguanhong's hopeless heart.
Plop, plop I want to break through my chest.
Peat, what are you calling? I haven't seen a woman in my life. What a shame!
In order to cover up his embarrassment, shangguanhong deliberately straightens his face, grabs his slippers from her hands, ridicules, "laughing like an idiot, ugly to death."
Ga Yao Qianqian's facial nerve suddenly failed, and the smile on his face also froze there.
Idiot
Is he scolding her?
Yaya, I think she likes to smile at him!
Hum, dare you say she's ugly?
That's good. If you don't smile, you don't smile. She won't smile at him in her life.
Don't ask him, don't believe without him, she still can't find Ouyang snow.
He stares at shangguanhong who is bending over to change his shoes. His angry eyes suddenly flash. He stretches out his hands towards his head and presses them quickly and accurately
"Bang..."
The defenceless shangguanhong fell awkwardly and chewed the dog's excrement. His legs knelt on the ground and his chin knocked on the ceramic tile. In a moment of pain, his tears rolled in his eyes.
This woman is really insane. She was smiling just now. How could she attack him in the twinkling of an eye?
Nima, really hurt so much that he can't say anything now. He can only stare at the culprit with a look of schadenfreude.
Laugh, she's still laughing?
Don't think that he really has nothing to do with her. She's a domestic violence. As a policeman, she's going to fight against her husband. Be careful if you sue her one day, she'll be put in a small black room in the prison under her jurisdiction.
Gnashing his teeth, he pointed to her nose, "no, no, no, no, no You wait for me!
"Ah? What are you Wula Wula? Can you make it clear? " Is it that serious? If you can't speak, who can believe it? Since he wants to pretend, she will cooperate with him.
"No, no, no, No." Get out of here!
Shangguanhong pushed him aside and ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the door behind him was only half closed.
He raised his chin and looked at the mirror in front of the washing table. When he saw his perfect jaw swelling at the speed visible to the naked eye, his three-dimensional facial features twisted into a ball, and his whole body was haunted with anger.
Yao Qianqian, peat, you're dead!
Clenching his fists, he rushed from the bathroom to the semi open kitchen like a Firewheel, while the dead woman was twisting her waist and humming a tune that was not on the staff at all.
As soon as shangguanhong came to the kitchen door, Yao Qianqian immediately turned around to see his red and swollen chin and was shocked.
It's not supposed to be?
Miserable, this man most pays attention to is own appearance, this is undoubtedly touched his inverse scale, this next really dead.
Don't dare to look at his face. Yao Qianqian is scared to death. What can he do now? He is mad. What can he do if he beats her? She's no match for him
"Well, you can have dinner. I made your favorite braised spare ribs..."
"No, no, no, no, no..." Do you think I can chew now? It's difficult to speak, and let him eat chops
Wait, how does she know he likes ribs?
She and his mother are not on the same table. It can't be learned from her mother. Apart from her mother, no other person knows that he likes to eat spareribs, even his father doesn't know. Can he understand that she is actually concerned about herself, otherwise how can he know that he likes to eat spareribs and cook them for him?
My heart is in full bloom.
They can count the number of times they eat together by ten fingers, but she found that he likes to eat braised ribsWhat can we do? Why does he want to laugh so much?
The huge fire she had just started suddenly disappeared because of her words.
He didn't say a word for a long time. Yao Qianqian had no bottom in his heart. He secretly raised his eyes to see him, just colliding with his smiling sight.
Er Is he laughing?
Just now, I didn't look like I was going to kill her. It's only a while now. Why are you so happy?
Sichuan Opera doesn't change face as fast as he does, does it?
"That Make me an egg. " Shangguanhong was uncomfortable with her small eyes.
"Oh, good." Yao Qianqian, who is responsible for the loss, should carry it out as soon as he doesn't lose his temper.
**
"ah Take it easy Oh... "
"I've been very careful. Don't shout so loud, OK?" A big man how so affectation, she also very painful good!
"Emotion is not your pain, hiss I'll take it easy. Will you Shangguanhong stares at her angrily, seriously suspecting that she is intentional.
"Please, this is my first time to do this kind of thing. Can you stop yelling and ask me not to do it later?"
"Good, good..." Shangguanhong surrender, "I don't call, you continue to do."
"Well, don't move, I'm coming..."
The imaginative dialogue is still going on. Shangguan Yi, who is standing at the door, can't help blushing no matter how well he is determined.
As expected, they are newlyweds. When they do this kind of thing, they do it directly in the living room without closing the door.
Just want to turn around to leave, but accidentally kicked to the door of the shoes, immediately put the living room sofa on the two to disturb.
Squatting in the sofa, Yao Qianqian raised his head and saw that it was Nangong Yi. He politely said hello to him, "Hello, Mr. Nangong, please come in."
Er
Sure enough, they are the women that Shangguan likes. They are more powerful than Shangguan. When they were found doing that, they were not embarrassed and invited him in generously.
What are you doing in there? Watching?
Cough He didn't have that bad habit. He was afraid to see the eye of a needle.
Nangong Yi shook his head. "If you are busy, I will go first."
"No, I'll be fine in a moment. You can sit there and wait for a moment." Yao Qianqian's eyes smile and points to the sofa facing them.
Er
Do you really want him to watch?
Just when Nangong Yi was tangled, shangguanhong's voice came to him dully, "Yi, brother, you are very uncomfortable now. Please help yourself first!"
"Oh Woman, take it easy. Do you want me to be disabled? I'm disabled. Do you think you can have a better time? "
"Don't yell, bear it, and do the last ten."
Nangong Yi's face is red and ears are hot. Do these two people know how to write the word shame? In the face of such a living man, he is so It's still a woman and a man, and the veteran shangguanhong is miserable.
Finally The scream is over. Shangguanhong is lying on the sofa in the shape of a corpse, while Yao Qianqian shakes his waist and gets off the sofa. "It's so painful. Can't you lighten it?"
"I'm in pain. Do you know how to write "gentle"? It's just rubbing an injured chin. Can I use so much force? " Shangguanhong rolled her eyes.
Rubbing the injured Chin
Nangong Yi, who has always been a serious comedian, can't help but roll his eyes. It turns out that it's just like this. Why is it so obscene? There's a picture in his head that is not suitable for children.