A person alone at home for several days, a plan gradually mature in the heart. Ling Feng felt that his idea was really wonderful, and he couldn't help cheering for himself.
Ling Feng first added a lot of single groups in the city. After the addition of the city, she added almost all the single groups in assistant Zhou's hometown.
"Hello, everyone. I'm a new member of the group. I'm going to expose a woman who has a blind date everywhere and swindles money under the guise of blind date. I've been cheated."
"Who, who, you don't just say to show the photos to everyone."
Shanghai style sweetheart: "you must pay attention to this kind of people. I've also met such people who cheat money and their feelings. I can't afford to hurt them."
Hahaha eat: "right, don't just say it. Let's make her photos public quickly. We single nobles can't be hurt any more."
Ling Feng: "since everyone wants to see it, I'll put out the photos."
Ling Feng Snickers in his heart and immediately sends out the photo of assistant Zhou.
Our flower: "my God, I met this woman a few days ago. She said that she seemed to be dating someone in a high-end restaurant. I didn't expect that I was a cheater. We must stay away."
"My God, you may not believe it. I've been on a blind date with this woman, and the conditions are very good. I wonder if I can continue to develop. Now that you've been exposed, I'm going to stop thinking about it. "
Shanghai style sweetheart: "hahaha, I love Monday. I'm infatuated and worried that Han's blind date will meet a cheating woman. This part-time job can be the cover theme of Jiangshi daily. Hahaha, but I just can't help but wonder what's going on."
Our flower: "I thought I found my true love on Sunday. In fact, the woman is a money swindler. Ha ha, it's a little funny and a little distressed. It's OK. There are many good girls at the end of the day. Now they just haven't met the right one. "
Ling Feng: "I was cheated too. When I went on a blind date with her at that time, I thought this girl was very good. I didn't expect that there were so many spare tires behind her. Anyway, I couldn't count my toes and fingers together. More importantly, he lied. If I hadn't met him dating other men, she wouldn't have admitted it
Ling Feng exaggerates more and more, and even tells us the details of their relationship.
"I'm relieved to hear that, and you are worse than me. But brother, you can rest assured that our brothers will do justice for you and let such a heartless girl be punished. I will forward her photos to all the people in my mobile phone. "
Ling Feng: "it's OK. I can carry it. I just hope to expose her so that everyone can recognize her face. If it's convenient for a group of friends, I'd like to forward more of his photos to prevent more of our single nobles from being cheated. "
Ling Feng continues to say that he has joined many groups like this, and he can't count them. He has made such a hair in each group.
Ling Feng laughs at his precise plan, but assistant Zhou can't laugh.
Cang Yun: "Hello!"
Assistant Xiao Zhou: "hello."
Cang Yun: "your mother's photos are not very clear. Can you send me a recent photo of your life?"
Assistant Xiao Zhou: "wait for me to find out. I don't like to take selfie very much."
Although assistant Xiao Zhou thinks it's impolite to ask others for photos as soon as he comes up, after all, it's the person his mother introduced him to. Maybe it's still his distant relatives. It's not good if he offends others. So now I took a picture and sent it to that person.
Cang Yun: "wait, how do I think you look a little familiar..."
Cang Yun looked at the photo of assistant Xiao Zhou, and felt that the more he looked at it, the more familiar he was. Then he turned out the photos in the group to compare them, and he understood them all at once.
Assistant Xiao Zhou: "really? Where have we met before? " What did the assistant make a message to him, but he was disgusted in his heart. And what kind of time did he continue to Tucao? What time did it get? Did anyone else make complaints about this way? Was it a broken net, or lived in a village, like the Peach Garden, who didn't know what was happening outside the world?
Cang Yun: "I think we are quite suitable, but I showed my mother your picture. He said that we didn't agree, so goodbye."
"Delete each other."
Assistant Zhou: "what? Look at the pictures and see if the characters don't match? "
“???”
Assistant Xiao Zhou looks puzzled, but when you wait to send again, the chat interface shows that you are not a friend of the other party, please add a friend first. A red exclamation mark appears next to the message you send.
Oh! What kind of people are they? Is it the wrong way to open their own chat? They have met several of them recently, and they haven't chatted with them for half an hour. When they look at their photos, they say that they are not suitable. Although they say that they are not amazing enough, now girls just need to dress up a little and put on a make-up, There are no ugly girls at all!I think the more depressed, Xiao Zhou assistant directly stay at home for a long time, and always have doubts about their appearance, take a look in the mirror.
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"Hey, mom, what are you going to tell me?" Xiao Zhou's assistant didn't even think about it, so he scratched the answer button. After he resigned, only his mother would call him.
"No, we have such excellent conditions. Why have you been on a blind date for such a long time. I really can't figure out if your requirements are too high. I can't get along with other people. "
"I don't know. As soon as I sent my photos to them, they said that we were not suitable without a few words. Some said that the eight characters didn't match. They told him that the mole on my face was Kefu's. anyway, it was all kinds of inappropriate, all kinds of wonderful reasons. I didn't bother to mention them to make it up."
Assistant Xiao Zhou yawned. If the blind date is not successful, it will not be. But this life has to continue. It's time for me to have lunch. It's good for me to go out and find a dessert shop. Otherwise, I will feel moldy if I stay at home all the time.
"That's OK. My mother is asking you to see if there are any suitable candidates for your seven aunts and eight aunts. If so, my mother is sending them to you." Zhou's mother is also depressed to no good, her daughter is not bad anywhere, why blind date is not successful?
Where is the problem? Are those people recommended by themselves unreliable? Or is your daughter too demanding for anyone? That's not so. Listen to my daughter tell me, it's the other party who flinches first.
Alas, one failed and the other failed. It seems that I can only find something else and win in quantity.
In the end, it seems that I suddenly think of something. I hastened to give my daughter the same supplementary regulations, adding my own requirements in the past.
"It suddenly occurred to me that when you were chatting with others, did you say that you have been single for 29 years since you got a replacement?"
Assistant Xiao Zhou: "I swear to God that I didn't mention it at all unless someone asked me."
Zhou's mother: "how can you be so sincere? I told you that you can't answer people's questions like that. If you tell others that you've been single from mother to child to nineteen, they think you have a problem with your sexual orientation. "
Assistant Xiao Zhou: "but I really haven't been in love. This family says less. How can you teach me to say more?"
Zhou's mother: "I'll say you're a dead hearted child. You don't want to think about other people's situation. Now people are so precocious. It's better for me to be single for 29 years. You can marry yourself quickly. I feel ashamed to chat with you now."
Assistant Xiaozhou
Assistant Xiao Zhou couldn't stand her mother's temper any more, so she wanted to be opposite to her. She lost a circle of friends when she couldn't get angry.
"I've been single for 29 years since I was born. Am I wrong?"
Immediately Ling Feng saw the circle of friends and quickly commented.
"Since you're on a blind date with everyone, why don't you come with me?"