CH 23

The time has returned a little and it is lunch time.

Leopin was enjoying a friendly lunch with a group of beautiful girls when the Vice Principal was summoned to ……. the principal’s office.

“Vice Principal! How dare he!

This was an event to select our school’s first student body president!”

I was going to make it dramatic by even bringing out the Flying Dragon’s Skin, my treasure, but ……!”

And yet, it was so easy to be found by the trash of the “special training class”! It’s just not possible!”

The Vice Principal  was shouted at by Principal Nekodoran and jabbed his fingers together in an annoyed manner.

“It’s just not right!”

The flying dragon’s skin was indeed disguised with magic and hidden in the school flag!”

As long as the magic is still in effect, even a professional treasure hunter would have difficulty finding it!”

The headmaster swung his fist at the desk in front of him.　

“That is the best proof of your blunder!”

What is difficult for a professional treasure hunter to find, is impossible for an unemployed trash to find!”

It’s your mistake, you didn’t put any disguise magic on the skin!”

“But still, there’s something wrong!”

The Flying Dragon Skin was on the high wall of the school building!

It was made so that a ninja or bandit could only climb up and take it, or a sorcerer could only draw it in with magic.

There’s no way an unemployed person who can’t do anything can get it. ……!”

“It’s the same thing!”

Because you didn’t attach it properly, the wind or something blew it away!”

“Oh, no! I’m not the kind of person who makes a lot of mistakes! I’m not like that trash!”

“Then how are you going to explain your mistake of calling the flying dragon’s skin “piece of shit”?” 

That skin is a gem that was given to you by one of your most powerful supporters!”

And he is very angry because you called it a ‘piece of shit’!”

“No, that’s ……! You heard wrong! I said ‘the perfect one’!”

“Then you should have taken the skin from the garbage when it was offered to you!

And our supporters would not have been offended, and things would have been settled!”

“If I had accepted the skin from that trash, it would have meant that I accepted that trash as the student council president!

The principal must know that it is impossible for a piece of trash from a special training class to become student body president!”

“Hmph! I’ve had enough excuses!”

I’m not going to let him get away with it.”

We have to do something to get it back! If you don’t, you’ll be demoted to assistant vice principal!”

“……!” The yes-man flinched.

If you don’t, you’ll be demoted to assistant principal!

“What about something like this?”

Let that trash tear up the Flying Dragon’s skin!”

“The precious skin was torn to shreds. ……? What a foolish thing to do ……!”

“That’s the point! That’s what I’m trying to do! – So the trash will be rejected by all his supporters as worthless!”

“…… I see! That’s an excellent idea!

The more antagonism the trash attracts from its supporters, the more we can throw it away with impunity!”

…… But how do we do that?”

“I’ll leave that to me.”

I’m sure I’ll be able to get that idiot into trouble before you know it. ……!”

The principal and vice principal looked at each other and smiled.

“”This time, we’re going to get that trash’s ugly face off ……!”” (this is said by the two)

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Needless to say, this scheme ended in disaster.

Instead of getting the Flying Dragon’s Skin back from Leopin, it was turned into a coat.

In addition, he lent Leopin a magical tool to assist him in his work.

Yes-man ran out of the leather craftsman’s classroom and rampaged through the corridors with strange noises.

“Keee! Keeeee! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That garbage again! That garbage again! Damn it, damn it, damn it!”

In the hallway, busts of the principal and vice principal are alternately displayed.

The yes-men selected only the bust of the principal and knocked it down.

Then, the man himself appeared.

Seeing Headmaster Nekodoran running from the other side of the corridor, Yes-man hurriedly made up for it.

“Headmaster, we’re in trouble! Leopin is an incredibly bad student!

He’s really a rotten egg, just like the principal said!”

You should see the mess he’s made of the hallway!”

Yes-man naturally blamed Leopin.

But the principal didn’t care that his bust had been knocked over.

It doesn’t matter, it’s a big deal!

We have received an inquiry from a supporter regarding the god item owned by the yes-man vice principal!”

“Huh? God item?”

“The one you loaned to Leopin-kun in the leather craftsman class earlier!

I didn’t know you had such an extremely rare item in your possession!”

“Oh, that’s actually …….”

The principal quickly took the needles and scissors that were sticking out of the vice principal’s breast pocket before he could say that he was speaking out of his mouth.

And he worshipped them as if they were a gift from God.

“Ohhh! It is indeed a God Item

At first glance, they look like ordinary needles and scissors, but they have a different aura!”

“Ah, the principal, that’s actually …….”

“Vice Principal! I’ve been asked by the Royal Museum to display this item for their 100th anniversary!

If one of our teachers is found to be the owner of the god item, his or her teacher rank will surely increase!”

“No, that’s not good! Those needles and scissors are from ……!”

“Vice Principal! You are not going to say that you can’t lend them to the Royal Museum after lending them to that piece of trash!”

If you say such a thing, you’re insulting the Royal Museum!”

…… In the end, without being able to tell the truth, the simple needle and shears were taken by the principal as a god item.

The vice principal’s stress accelerated even further.

“Gugigigi This and everything else is the result of that garbage!”

This is all because of that piece of trash! I can’t help it, I have to tear him to pieces!”

“What’s the matter, vice principal?  It’s getting pretty rough!”

The head teacher was raging in the corridor when the gym teacher, Nick Bakker, called out to him.

At that moment, an evil black light bulb went off in the vice principal’s head.

“Yes! Nick Bakker-sensei! What are you going to do in gym class?”

“Yes, it’s the first day of school, so we’re going to go for a run around the forest for orientation.”

“No! No! It’s more like a practical exercise! Today’s P.E. will be hand-to-hand fighting!”

I have a delinquent student who would love to have Nick Bakker-sensei’s passionate guidance!”

I’d like you to beat them to a pulp so that they can get over their rotten nature!”

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Needless to say, this scheme ended in disaster as well.

And finally, heaven’s punishment.

The needles and scissors that were sent to the Royal Museum were immediately found to be fake by the experts.

The vice principal becomes famous as a “fake educator” in the education world.

This was further complicated by the fact that Nick Bakker has been knocked out by Leopin.

The “Pioneer Education Committee” took the situation very seriously and issued an unusual statement on the same day.

“I can’t believe there are not only fake educators, but also gym teachers who are easily beaten by students!”

It seems that the quality of the students at the Royal Pioneer Academy is high, but the quality of the teachers is low!”

Just as the students are evaluated by rank, the teachers are also ranked by the “Pioneer Education Committee”.

“I have decided that the evaluation needs to be reviewed!”

Therefore, the ranks of the Royal Pioneer Academy’s principal, vice principal, and physical education teacher have been reduced by one rank!”

Principal Nekodoran SS- ⇒ S+

Yes-man vice principal A+ ⇒ A

Nick Bakker, teacher C+ ⇒ C

The head of the school board was informed of this.

When the head of the school board informed them of this, Principal Nekodoran, Vice Principal Yesman, and Nick Bakker had a look on their faces like it was the end of the world.

But they still didn’t know.

As long as they have Leopin, this was just the beginning.