Volume 2, 4: Just a Little Poke!

Volume 2, Chapter 4: Just a Little Poke!

"So, exorcism techniques damage evil spirits and monsters, warding techniques prevent evil spirits from attacking or restrain their movements, and spirit detection techniques allow you to sense the strength of an opponent or search for the owner of remotely controlled shikigami… right? Hmm? Then what are shikigami techniques classified as?"

"They’re treated the same way as shapeshifting or crafting artifacts and are classified into the ‘everything else’ category. Ask Soya if you want details."

"Soya-san! I should go say hello to her too. I don’t care about that perverted Karasuma girl though."

I guess my fears were unfounded.

After finishing her first supplementary lesson, we walked through the mostly empty afternoon school building so I could show Nagumo to the girls’ dormitory. During that time, Nagumo quickly reviewed the contents of today’s supplementary class, asking me questions with her notebook in hand.

Nagumo used to go to national kendo tournaments. She took the supplementary lesson very seriously so perhaps she was the type of person who worked hard at anything they did. I was worried that she might stir up trouble like Karasuma but it seemed like I didn’t have to worry about that.

"It’s strange how deserted the school is now. Is this how it usually is at exorcist schools?"

Nagumo looked around the hallway curiously.

"Oh, it’s not like this in middle school. When we get to high school, everyone has to take on jobs outside or do independent training in the training rooms or the sports ground. That’s why the school building becomes rather empty in the afternoon. There are no club activities, after all."

As I casually explained to Nagumo, I thought that maybe teaching these peculiarities about exorcist schools should be part of the supplementary lessons.

"…hmm, so that’s how it is."

"Eh–!? Uwaaah!?"

It happened so quickly.

Before I knew it, I was forcibly dragged into an empty classroom.

"We’re finally alone…"

Nagumo stood in front of the door with a suspicious glint in her moist eyes, blocking the way out.

"W, what are you doing… Nagumo?"

"What am I doing…? Shouldn’t you already know?"

Plip, plop. Rustle rustle.

Before I knew it, Nagumo had unbuttoned her shirt and big breast pads spilled out from her chest. The shirt which was now open in the front revealed a well-trained white abdomen and a chest so flat I couldn’t figure out where her boobs started… I mean, wait a minute! Seriously, stop!

"You see, I feel like my breasts actually got a bit bigger ever since you did that to me."

Nagumo walked straight up to me and quickly grabbed my hand without giving me time to escape. I was pinned against the wall of the classroom with tremendous force.

This wasn’t kabe-don. I was completely sandwiched between Nagumo’s wall-like upper body and the classroom’s wall. Nagumo’s wet breath echoed alluringly in my ear with a "haa, haa" that made my skin tremble.

"So, please. Poke me here again."

Squish… something that felt like two stiff, protruding flesh beans pressed against my chest.

"–hyuuu!?"

Nagumo let out a small sweet voice as her body and thighs shivered.

"What the hell are you doing!?"

"I-I can’t help it. Your exorcism was so intense that just remembering it, puts me into a weird mood…"

No, although I couldn’t ignore what she just said either, what did she say before that!?

"You want me to poke you again!? I only did it to you before because there was no other way to exorcise you! Why the hell would I use my ability for something as silly as making your breasts bigger!?"

"What!? Something as silly as making my breasts bigger!? Try saying that again!"

The former woman who runs away from boobs countered me with a red face and teary eyes. That’s right, I’ll say it to you as many times as you want!

"I said that I won’t use this disgraceful ability for something as silly as making your breasts bigger! Besides, aren’t we in school right now!?"

Kaede had already warned me about not using it on living people! …wait, that’s right, Kaede!

"I have an appointment to go to right now! So I can’t do what you’re asking!"

"It’s not like it’ll take an hour or two or something! Just a little poke, a little poke!"

Just a little poke!? You’re not Karasuma!

Nagumo whined with an "uuuuh" sound like a child as she rubbed her thighs together.

"Even though I endured the embarrassment to ask you to do this…"

Like I care!

"…fine. If that’s how you’re going to be… I’ll force you to poke me."

"Hah?"

Nagumo pinned down both of my wrists with one hand and raised one of her legs to hold down my legs.

"If I recall correctly, these have to be taken off first, right…?"

"No, seriously, stop!"

However, Nagumo was oblivious to my voice as she slipped the silver crucifix bracelets off my wrists. The crucifixes immediately lost their luster as my hands and eyes became inhuman.

Nagumo grabbed my middle and ring fingers, forced them to straighten out, then began dragging them towards the tips of her nipples. Her monstrous strength was completely beyond the realm of human beings and I couldn’t resist at all.

"Damn it, I said wait! Calm down for a second, alright!?"

"Even if you tell me that… my switch has already been flipped… I can’t endure it any longer…"

Nagumo spoke with feverish eyes.

"You! You still haven’t been completely de-monstrified yet, have you!? Go get some more counseling!"

"They told me the results of the counseling were perfect. So there’s no problem at all since this is the real me."

Then it’s even more of a problem, isn’t it!?

"Come on, stop throwing such a fuss… if you make me struggle too much I might accidentally exert too much force…"

When I heard Nagumo’s threatening words, the whiteboard that was smashed during homeroom came to my mind. Shit, if I didn’t do something, I was really going to be raped! …Hm? No, wait, it wasn’t like I was actually going to be raped so this wasn’t rape, was it!? I didn’t know what the hell was going on anymore!

While I remained confused, my cursed fingertips approached the tips of Nagumo’s–

"Mmm."

The moment they made contact, Nagumo’s body jumped. …However, that was all that happened.

"…huh? Why…?"

While Nagumo was dumbfounded, I noticed the cause.

Nagumo’s nipples were no longer her pleasure point.

In fact, once poked, a pleasure point could change its location to another part of the body.

In my now inhuman vision, there was one spot in the area around Nagumo’s shoulder that was glowing as her new pleasure point.

Phew, that was a close call…

"Uuh. Why? Why? Why…?"

Nagumo trembled each time she poked her own nipples over and over again with my fingertips.

I felt a bit sorry for her and wanted her to stop poking her nipples with my fingers as soon as possible but… well, as long as Nagumo couldn’t see where her pleasure point was, my climax exorcism wouldn’t be activated so I was relieved. However, at that moment–

Slam!

"Hey Furuya-kun, you’re late for our checkup. What are you doing making so much noise in a place like this–"

"Uwaaah!?"

Nagumo’s and my shoulders jumped at the sudden intruder.

Nagumo’s panic at having her bare upper body exposed was quite considerable and she flusteredly attempted to cover her breasts with her shirt while still holding my hand. As a result, my fingertips ended up accidentally making contact with her shoulder, her pleasure point.

"Shit–!"

However, by the time I realized it, it was too late for me to do anything.

Shudder!

Nagumo’s body trembled violently.

"Ah… ah–, ah–, h, here it comes– th, thiiis… ?"

Nagumo placed her hands on my shoulders and buried her face into my neck as if she were hanging on to me. Her lower body shuddered as she thrust her ass backwards and a moist smell instantly enveloped the area.

"E, even though, even though other people can see me… ? haah, uuuh? it’s impossible… I can’t stop myself from coming!?"

Squeeze! I felt Nagumo’s upper body stiffen. As if searching for a place to run to in preparation for an explosion, her hot and flushed body clung against mine as small beads of sweat appeared on her face.

"I-I’m coming–? Coming coming coming coming–…? Coooomiiinggg!?!????"

Splaaaash! Spurt, spurt. Tremble tremble tremble!!!

Hot liquid spattered under my feet and Nagumo’s whole body went into a series of abnormal spasms. I could see her pale white throat as her back arched and her fingers desperately clawed on my body as she slowly collapsed onto the ground in a sliding motion. She rubbed her drooling cheeks against the ground and thrust her healthy buttocks out into the air, her butt twitching as if the single climax hadn’t been enough. On her face, there was no longer any trace of the belle of kendo. Her unfocused eyes quivered in the afterglow of the climax. Covered in sloppy saliva, her tongue hung helplessly out from her mouth and small moans leaked out each time her body convulsed.

"I, it’s no, good? I can’t be satisfied with… anything other than this anymore…? Oh… hoo?"

Spurt, splatter.

How long had it been since the only sounds in the classroom were Nagumo’s delirious voice and a mysterious watery sound?

"……"

When I finally came back to my senses, I found myself eye to eye with the girl standing at the entrance of the classroom with a look of incomprehension on her face.

That girl who had suddenly walked into the classroom and caused my climax exorcism to accidentally activate…

"…Furuya-kun? What in the world… are you doing…?"

An unmistakable beauty. It was my childhood friend, Kuzunoha Kaede, wearing an expressionless face and emitting thick killing intent.

"This isn’t what you think it is!"

I ran to the window, shouting an excuse that wasn’t even excuse.

Because it couldn’t be helped! Kaede’s eyes were completely murderous!

I was certain that she was definitely not going to listen to my explanation properly so I decided to text her about it later and plunged towards the window.

Although I had a feeling that this was the second floor, a broken bone or two was a lot better than being caught by the current Kaede.

However,

"Uwooh!?"

A few talismans flew by my side and a wall of pale light appeared, covering the classroom window.

"Do you really think you can run away from me?"

"GYAAAAAH!? Hot! Hooot!"

Pale flames clung to my hands as my path of retreat was cut off.

They were will-o-wisps, a personal favorite of Kuzunoha Kaede, the heiress of the famous "Kuzunoha the Fox Spirit" Family.

There was no damage to my hands, which had become inhuman, but the heat that was transmitted to my flesh and blood body was enough to break my will to resist. If I resisted here, I was seriously going to get killed.

"I’ve warned you many, many times, haven’t I…? I told you to not use your power carelessly, be careful with how you behave, or I’ll kill you."

There was an icy expression on her face and her voice sounded like it was coming from the depths of hell.

Kaede looked down at me as if I were a sex offender as she played with the will-o-wisp that was shimmering in the palm of her hand.

If I made any mistake in my reply, I was going to be extinguished in an instant and even my soul would be roasted.

"No, you’ve got it wrong! Nagumo forced me… hey, Nagumo! Come on, tell her what happened!"

"Hii–? Mmmm? Haheee…?"

I desperately called out to Nagumo but she was still swinging her hips obliviously.

…I felt dizzy as I once again realized the unreasonableness of the curse that had befallen me.

"Nagumo… I see. So you’re telling me that the filthy bitch laying over there is the former Monster A of Shinonome city."

Filthy bitch, you say… even if tentatively, she was still the heiress of a distinguished family so shouldn’t she pay more attention to her language?

"So? Are you saying that after Shinonome city, you and she are close enough now for you to skip our checkup and spend that time using your ability on her instead?"

"That’s why I told you you’ve got it wrong, I can’t resist her monstrous strength…"

I had no idea how to clear up Kaede’s misunderstanding. At that moment–

"I trust my cock radar. It’s telling me that a lewd voice came from over here!"

"Are you sure, Karasuma?"

"It’s been a while since we finished work early so I’d like to get back to my dorm and get some rest."

The voices of the class D boys led by Karasuma were approaching us.

Sh, shit! This was only going to lead to more misunderstandings…

Or rather, Karasuma, this girl was only uselessly proactive during times like this!

"Tsk."

Realizing that things were turning troublesome, Kaede pulled a talisman out from her pocket.

As I wondered what she was doing, she threw the talisman at the half-naked Nagumo who was wearing a debauched expression on her face.

Poof.

When the smoke cleared, the figure of a high school girl in the afterglow of a climax disappeared, and in her place sat a cute stuffed horse.

"Huh? That talisman…"

I widened my eyes in surprise as Kaede deactivated her ward on the window to clear the air then fired a will-o-wisp at the mysterious liquid splattered on the floor. The floor burned and smoked as all evidence of what had happened dispersed out the window.

Kaede then went into the hallway.

"Hii–!? Miss Kuzunoha!?"

I heard the scream of Karasuma, who had been interrogated by Kaede before, then the sound of footsteps moving away. Nice job, Kaede.

"Well then, the hindrances have been driven away and the evidence has been destroyed. Now we can relax and continue our conversation–"

"Hey."

I interrupted Kaede, who was turning her killing intent towards me again, to ask her a question.

"That talisman you just used kind of looks like something a kouhai had given to me before."

Kaede stiffened.

A third-year middle school student at the School for Exorcists. Tachikawa Mei.

She was a mysterious information broker who told me all sorts of things in exchange for me taking her to a movie or accompanying her shopping. When I confronted the woman who runs away from boobs in Shinonome city, she was the one who had given my team shape-shifting talismans. In stark contrast to Kaede, she was a cute kouhai with a carefree and buoyant personality.

I was wondering where Kaede could have gotten something as rare as shape-shifting talismans. Could Mei be a relative of the Kuzunoha family? I asked Kaede about it.

"……don’t try to change the topic with incomprehensible questions. A talisman like this is nothing unusual."

"No, such an advanced talisman could only be made by Kuzunoha’s main family line no matter how you think about it–"

"It doesn’t matter."

Kaede suddenly grabbed my wrist and drew me towards her.

"Forced or not, never use the power of this curse again unless it’s for work or an emergency. This was what I wanted to talk to you about during our checkup today.’

Kaede pressed the back of her hand against my forehead then as usual, began using her spirit vision to check if the seal on my climax exorcism had loosened or not. The sudden warmth of Kaede’s skin and the smoothness of her hair made me feel flustered so I swallowed my question about the shape-shifting talisman.

What about the sight of Nagumo climaxing, you ask? Compared to this, what I felt when that happened was closer to terror.

"The monitoring department’s begun to move."

"Eh… monitoring department? That monitoring department?"

I was startled by Kaede’s words when she immediately cut to the chase while continuing the routine checkup.

The monitoring department was the Society’s self-cleansing organization that dealt with the illegal use of spiritual powers by exorcists. It was a department that feared by many, even within the Society itself, since many of its members came from the "Nine Old Families".

"They’re going to send a monitor to watch over you to make sure you don’t use your powers recklessly. I don’t know who they’re going to send yet, but… geez, it’s all because you and the daughter from the Soya family did something so conspicuous."

Although Kaede spat those words out resentfully, I still believed that what I had done was the only way to save Nagumo.

"Recently, the Society has become stricter on the morals and conduct of exorcists, partly because of what happened with your foster father, so watch yourself. Even under normal circumstances, those who come from your home tend to not be viewed very favorably after all."

"…yeah, I know."

The place where I grew up was an orphanage that took in children who had lost their homes to spiritual disasters.

My foster father was the owner of that facility and a very skilled exorcist who performed the simple seal for my climax exorcism.

However, after his death, my foster father turned into an unprecedented seventh-ranked vengeful ghost and caused all the panties in the entire Kanto region to disappear. It was only after I exorcised him using climax exorcism that he ascended to heaven. The manner in which he left the world disgraced the last few years when he was alive.

After that, each of us from the orphanage facility received support from the Society and went on various paths… those who continued to stay in the exorcism industry like me avoided talking about the orphanage as much as possible. Well, it was only natural. The disgrace of the manager of our orphanage… in other words, the disgrace of the parent who raised us, was mentioned even in school textbooks after all.

"Yeah, no change in the internal seal this week either. It doesn’t seem like the curse has gotten any worse."

"That’s what I’ve always been saying…"

After a longer than usual checkup, Kaede finally removed the back of her hand from my forehead.

"……"

I saw Kaede staring at my wrists and wondered what was wrong.

"Oh, this. Nagumo gripped my wrists rather tightly earlier so she could take my bracelets off."

My wrists were red. It didn’t look like there was going to be a bruise though, so I didn’t care about it too much.

"Tsk. It’s because you’re so full of openings that she managed to force you to use your ability."

Kaede clicked her tongue. Then for some reason, despite her grumpiness, she wrapped healing talismans around my wrists.

As I was thinking about how unusually kind she was, Kaede quickly healed my wrists… then suddenly pinched them strongly.

"It hurts!? What are you doing!?"

Why would you hurt me in the same place after I’ve healed!? Now, there was definitely going to be a bruise!

"Shut up. Rather than this, let’s continue with the checkup. Has anything changed with the ‘voice’?"

Shut up!? You’re too audacious!

"…I haven’t heard it again ever since that time. Not even once."

A girl’s voice began echoing in my head in my dreams ever since I became haunted by this climax exorcism ability.

When I exorcised the woman who runs away from boobs, I heard the voice even though I was awake but never heard from it again since then. In addition, my incomprehensible ability to make even inorganic matter climax was also gone now.

"Is that so. It would be good if that’s the case but… make sure you tell no one about the voice. Not only the monitor but also the daughter from the Soya Family. Not a word to anyone."

"Urgh, alright, alright. I understand."

Although I didn’t know what she was so cautious about, the pressure emanating from Kaede’s expression gave no room for discussion.

"Good. Then our conversation ends here. Hurry up and leave."

"Eh, no, wait a minute. What are we going to do about Nagumo?"

Nagumo was still left in the corner of the classroom, transformed into a stuffed animal by the power of Kaede’s talisman.

"I’ll carry her back to the dormitory. You don’t have to worry about it."

"No, I’ll help. It’s my responsibility."

I was worried about what would happen to Nagumo if I left her alone with Kaede.

"If by any chance her transformation were to be undone on the way to the dormitory, it would be a disaster for you to be seen together with her when she’s in this state. You understand, don’t you? So hurry up and leave."

Kaede then forcefully threw me out of the classroom as if she were venting her daily stress out on me.

"…haah. The appearance of a troublesome monster already made things troublesome enough and now even you have to make things difficult for me. There’s really no time to relax at all."

I was about to leave the place quietly when Kaede’s grumbling stopped me in my tracks.

"A troublesome monster…?"

The fact that the monitoring department was keeping an eye on my ability was enough to send chills down my spine but I was much more concerned about a monster bad enough for Kaede to call it "troublesome"…

However, what was even more urgent than that right now was,

"I have to be careful never to leave her alone with Nagumo…"

I returned to my dormitory while worrying if anything would happen between Nagumo and Kaede.