C76 Three Liars

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I was ecstatic, Bao Xiaojie actually had a way to help me? It seemed that one would have to ask a sky-high price to deal with such a person. If I had readily agreed, he would not have told me.

So I pretended not to care and said, "What on earth are you trying to do? "Tell me about it."

Bao Xiaojie said: "You have to make an oath first. After I help you, you can't snitch on me. Furthermore, after we leave this place, you will help me find my body. "

I know this man too well now. He might seem like a parvenu without any schemes, but in reality, he was full of bad intentions. One moment, he was still an ally and it was possible that he would screw you over the next.

Therefore, I didn't give him any face, so I intentionally said, "I can only promise you one thing, you can choose. If you want me to promise not to inform you, then let's go out. I don't care if you can find your body or not. Or I'll promise you to get your body back, but when that kid comes back, I'll snitch on him. "

Bao Xiaojie was so angry that he almost scolded his. He forcefully suppressed his anger and said, "Brother Hu, we are grasshoppers on the same rope, can't we not have internal strife?"

I said, "Who's on the same rope as you? Even without your help, you think I won't be able to escape? "

What I said was a bluff, but I had no way of escaping. Right now, I am playing psychological warfare with Bao Xiaojie. Whoever can't hold it first will have to take a step back.

He did not expect Bao Xiaojie to be so stubborn, so he said to me: "Then Brother Hu, let's just waste our time here."

I waited for a while, but Bao Xiaojie didn't have the intention to speak, so I couldn't help but feel impatient. I coughed lightly and said, "That child has been walking for an hour now, right? He'll be back in two hours. "

Bao Xiaojie immediately replied, "That's right."

We were both silent again.

I smiled and replied, "You're surnamed Bao. You still have two hours to think about it."

Bao Xiaojie was immediately anxious: "What do you mean by that?"

I said, "I don't mean anything. I like to gossip. Maybe when the kid comes back, I'll talk to him, talk to him, and it'll slip through my lips. "

Bao Xiaojie went silent, and after a while he slowly said: "Brother Hu, you are a bit shameless huh."

I said, "When you lied to me about my physical body, why didn't you want to show your face?"

Bao Xiaojie asked: "Then what do you want to do?"

I said, "You have to swear. As long as I don't snitch on you, you have to help me get out of the paper man. "

Bao Xiaojie said: "That's simple." He opened his mouth to swear, but I interrupted him. "What's the hurry? I'm not finished yet. "

So Bao Xiaojie patiently waited for me.

I cleared my throat and said, "Except to help me escape from the paper men. "You must also swear that from now on, you will never think about obtaining my body again."

Bao Xiaojie said: "I have my own body, what are you planning to do with me?"

I replied, "En! Also, when you see me in the future, you have to respectfully address me as Brother Hu." If I have something to ask you for, you can't shirk it. If I ask for money, you can't say there isn't. If I don't let you do something, you can't object. "

Bao Xiaojie said: "Of course, you will be my brother from now on after you save me. I'll listen to you. "

I said in satisfaction, "That's it for now."

Bao Xiaojie impatiently repeated his oath, and said something about thunder striking the heavens, about dying without a burial ground.

I casually said, "This kind of venomous oath can't be any use at all. It can't fool me."

Back then, when I swore the oath, Bao Xiaomu did not believe it and told me to make a blood contract with him. I was forced to squeeze out blood to let him drink it. But today, Bao Xiaojie and I are both souls, so I don't know if we can form a blood contract. When I said that, I was purely because I was afraid of Bao Xiaojie, so I tested him.

Who knew that Bao Xiaojie would laugh, "Brother Hu, in the few days that we haven't met, you have become more cautious."

I said, "With an ingrate, you have to be careful."

After that, a faintly discernible stream of smoke floated down from the bed. With a thought, I actually grabbed it in my hand, I had a feeling that the smoke was Bao Xiaojie.

Bao Xiaojie said in a low voice: "This is a wisp of my soul. If I break my oath, Brother Hu, as long as you torture this wisp of my soul, whether I live or die, it'll be as painful as being tortured, do you believe that? "

I didn't say anything as I forcefully tugged at my soul. Bao Xiaojie screamed, "Brother Hu, I didn't offend you did I?"

I said in satisfaction, "I'm just trying to see if this thing will work."

Bao Xiaojie complained a few more times, then asked me: "Is it okay now?"

I replied, "Tell me, how do you plan to rescue me from the paper man?"

Bao Xiaojie said: "The reason you can't move now is because the ghost left a handprint on the paper man's head, sealing off the way you came out."

I nodded.

Bao Xiaojie said: "I can control your body, but I can't do any big movements. I can't even get up and go down to the ground. But I can bite your hand and drop blood on the top of your head, and if you stain that handprint, you can come out. "

I said, "After saying so much, you're actually using my own body to save me."

Bao Xiaojie said in an extremely indignant tone, "Brother Hu, if I didn't give you this idea, you wouldn't have thought of this idea in another ten to fifteen days."

I replied, "I'll count it as you doing a bit. Now let's move out."

Bao Xiaojie promised as he controlled my body from the bed. With great difficulty, he bit his finger, turned around, reached under the bed and dripped his blood on the paper man's head.

Not long after, I suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment, as if someone who had been tied up was finally untied.

I wanted to scream, but I held back. I got out of the paper man and walked over to the broken bed.

As long as I return to my physical body, with the degree of compatibility between my physical body and mine, it would be difficult for that child to take over my physical body.

Bao Xiaojie was very obedient and obediently let go of his flesh body, then he said to me: "Brother Hu, you haven't forgotten our agreement right? "You have to help me get out."

I said, "When did I promise to let you out? I only promised not to leak it. "

Bao Xiaojie clenched his teeth: "Okay, as long as you don't inform me, that's enough."

I nod my head in satisfaction before thinking about returning to my physical body. However, when I put my hand on the top of my head, I stopped.

My heart sank deeper and deeper until I couldn't help but curse, "Is this a child? Why are you so cunning? "

Seeing me standing motionlessly beside the bed, Bao Xiaojie urged me, "Why aren't you going in? "Wait a little longer, the ghost should be back."

I sighed. "It's no use. The kid did something to me. "

I unbuckled my flesh and exposed my chest. Now I have a painting painted in blood on my chest, of a man being ripped out and his insides taken away.

Bao Xiaojie said: "What does this painting mean?"

I said, "When I put my hand on my flesh, I didn't feel my insides. If I went to the hospital, my internal organs would be intact, but my soul wouldn't be able to sense them and I wouldn't be able to use them. I think the child did something to me. Even if I were to return to my physical body, I wouldn't be able to stay without my internal organs. "

Bao Xiaojie nodded, and said in a low voice: "No wonder I couldn't even crawl back up after climbing onto your body, my internal organs had disappeared." He asked me, "Where are your internal organs?"

I said, "Do you even need to ask? I'm pretty sure he was carrying it with him. "

Bao Xiaojie spat and said: "That ghost is even more scheming than me."

We tossed and turned for a while, and it looked like three hours were almost up. I went back under the bed and crawled under the paper man, while Bao Xiaojie also stayed on the bed obediently.

We didn't say anything else. We were both thinking with our eyes closed.

A moment later, the door opened and the child returned. He seemed to be in a good mood. He even took the initiative to greet me, but I ignored him.

The night passed quickly. Then the day. The day was hard to bear, and although there wasn't much sunlight in the ward, I was still drenched in sweat from the yang energy. Just as I was about to collapse, the sun finally set.

I lay under the bed breathing hard, I was dizzy for a long time, finally recovered. Then I heard the boy's snoring die away.

A few minutes later, Bao Xiaojie said in a low voice, "Brother Hu, he left again."

"Do you know where he went?" I asked.

Bao Xiaojie said: "I don't know, are you planning to steal the organs?"

I said, "I'm going to cheat you back."

Then I got out of the paper man.

I stuffed my body under the bed and laid the paper man on the bed. Then, following the boy's example, I drew the picture on the paper man's chest. When I finished, I changed my clothes again.

Bao Xiaojie was suspicious at first, but when I changed my clothes, he finally understood. "Good, Brother Hu, you're really good."

I replied, "You don't have to flatter me. Your ability to lie is greater than mine."

I found a piece of paper and carefully covered the blood on the paper man's head.

The ghost's eyes were strange. They were hard to distinguish between paper men and real people, especially paper men that had the air of living people. So my plan was to trick the child into the paper man. Then I took back my guts and went back to my body.

After doing all of this, I laid down under the bed and entered my physical body. I quietly waited for the child to return. Success or failure, the conclusion would soon be revealed.

Three hours later the child returned. I saw him float to the bed. Instead of returning to my body, however, he circled the bed.

My heart thumped in my chest as I thought worriedly, "He didn't fall for it?" He saw the paper man lying on the bed? "

Suddenly, the child squatted down and stared at me under the bed.