C110 asthenia of heart

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I was a little flustered. To be a thief, one must feel guilty. This was a truth that would never change.

I purposely pretended to be innocent. In the end, I used too much force, so I did it on purpose. I cleared my throat and said to A Chang: "What happened to us?"

A Chang became even more suspicious, he came closer, and first smelled me, and then smelled Mr. Zhao. When he walked to Xia Xin's side, he saw the displeasure on Xia Xin's face and immediately gave up.

A Chang said, "You all have a lot of Yin Qi on you. Where did you go just now? "

I know that it's useless to deny it now. On the contrary, it would increase A Chang's suspicions, so I sighed, pointed at Mr. Zhao and said, "If you ask him, it's all his fault."

Thus, A Chang looked at Mr. Zhao.

I feel that in terms of making up a story, the Mr. Zhao is a little more fluent than me. As expected, Mr. Zhao didn't disappoint me this time.

He said to A Chang, "Why do you blame me? It was all the ninth day. When I said that it was my birthday, he insisted on eating noodles. If he ate longevity noodles, he would definitely live for ten thousand years. "Damn it, a thousand year old turtle that has lived for eighty thousand years, you only have a lifespan of ten thousand."

Xia Xin giggled at the side.

A Chang's expression did not change as he continued to listen intently.

The Mr. Zhao continued to say, "There is only one restaurant in Fengxiang, the old man said that the noodles have been sold out. Only the fried bread was left. I said fried bread is fine too, it's about the same size as noodles. But on the ninth day of the new year, he also said something about longevity noodles and short-lived cakes. It's really unlucky for me. "

"It was still dark, so we had to go out of the village hungry. Halfway there, this kid kept muttering to himself that he wanted to eat noodles. As a result, we found a small noodle shop by the roadside, so we went in … "

A Chang asked, "And then we found out that Inside the house was full of ghosts?"

Mr. Zhao nodded his head vigorously, "That's right. "Yeah."

A Chang was puzzled: "You and Xia Xin can't even tell what a haunted house this is? That shouldn't be possible, right? "

The Mr. Zhao sighed: "The horse has a mistake, a person might have missed a hoof. At that time, Xia Xin was extremely hungry, and it was time for her to relax. I saw it, of course, but I didn't say it. Why? Who am I? I've been practicing the Child Arts since I was young. What happened to the ghost's food? "Just as I said."

A Chang asked again: "Then are you guys okay?"

I feel that A Chang still doesn't believe us, because according to his personality, he shouldn't be concerned about us at all.

Mr. Zhao shrugged: "It's nothing, what can we do for you? Even if you enter the haunted house, you will have the time to come out after eating the noodles. "

A Chang nodded, and didn't say anything else.

Inside the house fell into an awkward silence. It was not yet dark, so we could only wait patiently.

I played with my cell phone for a while, then stood up and said, "I need to go to the bathroom."

I opened the door and went out. I went to the bathroom and remembered that I had only had one bite of noodles last night. So I went inside and got myself a bowl of instant noodles.

Just as I was enjoying my meal, a shadow flashed beside me and a person appeared beside me. I looked up and saw that it was A Chang.

I felt a little uncomfortable. Right now, the sun had not even set, and A Chang, who was still hiding in the shadows, had actually crossed the courtyard and entered the small shop? He must have a purpose.

And A Chang looking at me weirdly made me feel fear in my heart. I said to him, "You want some too?"

A Chang shook his head.

He leaned over and patted me on the shoulder, as if we were brothers. However, people who were used to being cold suddenly wanted to express their intimacy. They often did it very awkwardly. I felt that A Chang was hiding a knife in his smile, and was worried that he would pull out a knife to stab my stomach.

A Chang pointed to the instant noodles in front of me. Why are you guys still going out to eat? "

I was shocked: A Chang didn't believe what Mr. Zhao said.

I subconsciously wanted to tell A Chang that although the instant noodles were only noodles, it was at a very low level. Eating the instant noodles on my birthday was simply too cheap. But then I thought better of it. This was an excuse, but it was impossible to believe.

So I gave him a mysterious smile, made an expression that you understood, and said, "Why did you remember to ask this?"

A Chang said, "I feel like your second uncle is not telling the truth. Among you people, you're the more sincere. "

I nodded. "You have good eyes."

A Chang asked me: "So, what did you guys go to do before daybreak?"

I ate a mouthful of noodles and said to A Chang: "For the first half, my second uncle didn't lie to you. We are indeed going to eat noodles. When they arrived at the restaurant, the old man did indeed have some noodles. But Xia Xin said it's too dirty and isn't willing to eat it. "

A Chang asked in puzzlement: "Didn't you guys eat there before?"

I nodded. "So, what Xia Xin said is an excuse."

I moved closer to A Chang and whispered, "She wants to eat something warm."

A Chang was startled for a moment, and after a few seconds, he understood: "She is a live corpse."

I patted him on the shoulder. "Yes, she is. As a corpse, she could not eat meat or hot food. However, this corpse of hers had another living word, so she had the thirst of living people, the desire to eat something hot. Where can I get hot food for ghosts? "

A Chang said: "Ghost house selling noodles?"

I nodded. "That's right. My second uncle and I were completely tricked by Xia Xin. To tell you the truth, I took a bite and puked. So now I'm starving, so I came here to eat instant noodles. Xia Xin, on the other hand, was enjoying her meal. Sigh, my second uncle, such a person who loves his face, was actually tricked into a haunted house by a woman. Even if you beat him to death, he still wouldn't admit it. "

A Chang acknowledged, "So that's how it is."

I handed the bowl to A Chang. "Do you want some soup?"

A Chang smiled, shook his head and said: "No need, I am not a living person, I cannot eat hot food."

I replied, "Oh, I forgot about that."

A Chang walked to the corner of the canteen and opened the refrigerator. He took out a piece of frozen pork and took it out to sniff.

When I saw it, I felt a chill in my heart. I couldn't eat any more instant noodles. He grabbed two pieces of bread and left in a hurry.

When I returned to the house, I saw that the Mr. Zhao had switched on the television and was watching it.

I said to him: "A Chang asked me just now, where did we go? It seems like he doesn't believe us."

Mr. Zhao said, "It's fine. He couldn't get the evidence. At most, he would just blindly suspect. He probably won't be able to guess that we've met the ancient head. We're just working together, what's wrong with having some thoughts of your own? Very normal. Don't tell me I saw a ghost last night, but I just saw a deity.

I nodded.

Mr. Zhao carelessly said: "That whatever Ghost Box, do you need me to help you keep it?"

I looked at him warily. "Why do you need to help me keep it?"

Mr. Zhao had an indifferent expression: "It doesn't matter if you want to take it. "Anyway, those evil spirits are hungry and might cause some trouble. You carry them with you all day, just in case …"

I took out the Heart Devouring Demon Box and threw it at him. "Take it with you …"

I know that Mr. Zhao's words are most likely meant to disgust me, but he succeeded and I was completely disgusted. It was really hard to carry such an evil thing all day long.

Mr. Zhao took the box. His eyes were shining, and looking at it over and over, I felt like his saliva was going to fall out.

The sun had finally set.

A few of us came out of the hut and into the yard.

The couple from the canteen was still lying on the ground. Because no one cared about them that day, their bodies were already covered in a layer of dust. I'm afraid they're dead, and if anything happens to them, I'll be a suspect.

I walked over and reached for their noses. Luckily, they were still breathing weakly. But I know that their souls were taken away by Grandpa Gu. I'm not sure how long they can hold out.

No one in the yard cared about the couple except me. A Chang, Xia Xin, Mr. Zhao, they were all gathered around Grandfather Gu's body.

The Mr. Zhao curiously asked A Chang: "How are you planning to torture his corpse?"

A Chang laughed, "You'll know soon enough."

I was a little anxious, because according to the agreement, we should have duped A Chang out by now. He tricked the Inside the house that the ancient head had set up on the other side of the street.

However … What excuse should I make to trick him out?

Mr. Zhao asked A Chang, "Do you need any materials?"

A Chang said: "I've already prepared the materials."

Then he took out a bottle. Inside was a thick red liquid. He said to us, "There's cinnabar in this. If he fell on the ghosts, they would definitely die. If you fell on a corpse, the ghost would not die, but it would be extremely painful. It's like a fire. "

Then, he poured that thing on Grandpa Gu's face.

I saw a cloud of white smoke come out of the body. I smelled a foul stench, and then the body began to convulse violently.

I asked worriedly, "He can't be faking his corpse, right?"

A Chang chuckled and said to us, "Looks like ancient head's soul is nearby, his body has already been detected."

The three of us looked at each other, thinking it was about time.

The Mr. Zhao suggested: "Should we send someone to take a look outside? Maybe the ancient head's soul is hiding outside."

A Chang said: "No need, I will wait in the courtyard. Waiting for him to fall into their trap. "

Xia Xin said, "This thing of yours smells too good. The neighbors might be able to smell it."

A Chang remained indifferent: "This is a rural area, so what if there's a little bit of flavor? Rest assured, ancient head will not be able to endure this kind of torture later. "

It was only now that I realised the most important part was how to trick A Chang out of it. And we all ignored it.

Just then, there was a banging at the door, and then an angry scolding: "Are they cooking shit at home? How dare you let me sleep? "Get the hell out here."

I was elated: I think the ancient head has personally made a move. As long as A Chang opened the door, he would naturally be able to see the house across the street.

Just as I was rejoicing, A Chang suddenly revealed a strange smile on his face. "Guess, is the person knocking on the door disguised as ancient head?"