Of course, men and women in marriage couldn't use this logic.
In Tang Tianbao's eyes, Yu Meng was just like a piece of bullsh * t plaster that couldn't be removed no matter how hard he tried.
Feeling helpless, Tang Tianbao thought of a person — — Chen Dalong.
When they were in school, Chen Dalong had done something even more unworthy of Yu Meng than Tang Tianbao. In order to escape from Yu Meng without harming her, Tang Tianbao could only bring out Chen Dalong's trump card.
Tang Tianbao suddenly smiled and said to Yu Meng, "Aiya, okay, don't cry anymore. I'm sorry." Let's go eat. "
Tang Tianbao's change in attitude greatly pleased Yu Meng. Finally, she thought, this guy had a conscience. She did not know that what awaited her was a trap.
On the way to the restaurant, Yu Meng also praised Tang Tianbao, saying that he had become more handsome. She also mentioned when Tang Tianbao was still the fatty and couldn't help laughing. Two equally obese people staged a passionate love affair on campus. The guy who was looking after their pair said that the two of them looked at each other like a bastard looking at a mung bean. Those who didn't think well of them said that the two obese men wouldn't end up well, and that they would end up with a fat child in the future. At that time, everyone was still prejudiced against being fat. After all, in terms of size, they were not very beautiful, not like the Tang Dynasty.
"I really didn't recognize you at the time." Yu Meng thought of her first meeting with Tang Tianbao in Chaozhou.
"Yes, you drank until you were dumb. A few of the laborers wanted to molest you... It's all thanks to my timely appearance as a hero saving the beauty! " Tang Tianbao also recalled the events of that night.
It's true, but you're not a hero at all, you pervert!" Don't think I really drank too much. My mind was still clear that day. From your eyes that day, I can see that you are a lecherous guy. " Yu Meng recounted her "first impression" of Tang Tianbao from that night and even cursed at him from time to time. Her personality in high school had not changed.
Tang Tianbao and Yu Meng strolled casually on the streets, chatting as they looked around the restaurant. The night in Chaozhou City was very beautiful, and the neon made the city even more beautiful. Tang Tianbao had already put aside the matter of him visiting old man Du. In any case, Yu Meng's matters had to be dealt with sooner or later, so she quickly cut the mess by telling Yu Meng that she already had someone she liked. Otherwise, she would fall deeper and deeper into her troubles. Longer pain is less painful than shorter pain.
Tang Tianbao discovered that he was becoming more and more crafty. Even though he had clearly been in love with her, he still had to find an excuse to make his mistake happen to Yu Meng.
After finding a restaurant, Tang Tianbao took out his cell phone to give Chen Dalong a call. Coincidentally, Chen Dalong also hadn't eaten yet, so he called him out to eat together with him.
Tang Tianbao didn't tell Chen Dalong that Yu Meng was here; he didn't tell Yu Meng that he had called Chen Dalong. When they met, both of them were stunned.
Back at the police station, Chen Dalong had only seen Yu Meng's back figure, but Yu Meng hadn't noticed Chen Dalong at all. At this moment, the two of them were in close proximity.
"What, you two don't know each other anymore?" Tang Tianbao saw that Chen Dalong and Yu Meng were looking at each other, so he said, "Middle school classmate, Chen Dalong, Yu Meng."
"Oh, yes. "It's Yu Meng." Chen Dalong suddenly remembered, politely extending his hand and said, "So real, if you didn't say it, I really wouldn't recognize you. Look at the change, she's so pretty, much thinner than before!" "Now that she's changed from Consort Yang to Zhao Feiyan, I wouldn't be able to recognize her if she suddenly showed up on the streets."
"Dalong, it's really been a long time. "You're still so good at talking, but you're even more handsome than before."
Chen Dalong and Yu Meng Han exchanged a few words, then asked each other about the situation, and then started drinking. In fact, no one could forget the accident a few years ago.
The more they drank, the less they talked. Everyone agreed. Neither Chen Dalong nor Yu Meng wanted to prick the scar on their hearts. Tang Tianbao, on the other hand, was brewing his emotions. He was the one who was responsible for making this evil person, because he had come prepared.
The noise of the night made people forget the trade in the dark and the dirty thoughts. It was with the help of Night's encouragement that Tang Tianbao began his activities. Although he had suffered the loss of selling off his friends in the future, he didn't think so. His brain felt like it was possessed, and he did everything possible to raise his status and abilities in exchange for Xie Min's goodwill.
Tang Tianbao poured a cup of wine for Chen Dalong and poured himself a cup of wine as well. He suddenly started crying uncontrollably as if he had suffered a great grievance.
Everyone was puzzled by Tang Tianbao's unprovoked crying.
"Old Tang, what's wrong with you?"
"Little Treasure, what's wrong?"
Chen Dalong and Yu Meng asked in unison.
"I failed!" After Tang Tianbao finished speaking, he picked up his wine cup and finished it in one gulp. Maybe he drank it too fast. He choked and coughed a few times, tears streaming down his face.
"Old Tang, what happened to you?" Yu Meng and I are not outsiders, so why don't you tell us about it? Maybe we can help. " Chen Dalong said with relief.
After Tang Tianbao gained everyone's sympathy, his heart was already rejoicing for his victory. At this moment, he felt no guilt for betraying his two childhood friends. In front of love, he could ignore everything else.
Tang Tianbao finally managed to bring up the atmosphere. However, he didn't speak of his' difficulties' in front of Chen Dalong and Yu Meng. This would only create an awkward situation for the three of them and would have no effect on this matter. Tang Tianbao lit up a cigarette. He took a drag and suddenly felt a bit disgusted. Was it as if he wanted to vomit when he threw away the cigarette?
"Dalong, come with me to the bathroom!" Tang Tianbao called Chen Dalong away.
Chen Dalong supported Tang Tianbao into the bathroom. Tang Tianbao coughed a few times, but didn't spit it out in the end.
Chen Dalong, who was standing behind him, patted Tang Tianbao's back and asked, "Old Tang, are you alright? What exactly happened to you? "
"Dalong, my good brother, only you can help me." As Tang Tianbao said this, tears almost flowed out of his eyes.
"What are you talking about!" Chen Dalong was getting impatient.
There were two drunken men waiting to go to the toilet. Seeing that the door wasn't closed, they asked, "Can you guys not stand in the latrine without pooping?"
Chen Dalong looked at that person and slammed the bathroom door shut. From outside, someone shouted, "Comrade!"
"Old Tang, why the f * * k did you say that!?" Why are you acting like an old lady!? " Chen Dalong lit a cigarette, took a drag and continued, "I'll give you a pack of cigarettes time, tell me."
"Dalong, I don't like Yu Meng!" Tang Tianbao finally revealed the true meaning within his heart.
"Then tell her. What are you telling me? " Chen took another drag on his cigarette and blew out smoke to express his confusion.
"You know, I'm afraid I'll hurt her!" Tang Tianbao said with a hesitant appearance.
"Then you will hurt her even more if you drag on like this!" Chen Dalong was right.
"Dalong, I want you to help me divert her attention!" Tang Tianbao didn't say it out loud. He merely nodded his head.
Chen Dalong carefully mulled over Tang Tianbao's words. He could guess the meaning behind them, but he couldn't believe it. Thus, he tentatively asked, "You mean, let me …"
"That's right!" Tang Tianbao knew that Chen Dalong understood so he spoke affirmatively.
Chen Dalong's expression immediately became complicated. He didn't know why, but at this very moment, he was very angry, and the suppressed emotions in his heart were about to explode.
"Tang Tianbao, what is the meaning of this?" Chen Dalong couldn't forget the demonstration he did on Yu Meng.
"Dalong, don't be angry yet. I'm not averse to dreams. I really don't love her anymore. I already have someone else in my heart. " Tang Tianbao also knew that this matter would have consequences if it were to be revealed. He was already mentally prepared for it, "Actually, whether it's Yu Meng's appearance or temperament, she's pretty good."
Chen Dalong didn't even bother to listen to Tang Tianbao's continuous weighing of the pros and cons. He swore once and then ran out the door.
For a moment, Yu Meng was like a hot potato, unable to shake him off.
After Tang Tianbao walked out of the bathroom, he saw that Yu Meng was the only one left at the dining table. He knew that his plan had failed.
"Little Treasure, what happened to you today?" When Yu Meng saw Tang Tianbao's expression, she started to worry.
"I'm fine." As Tang Tianbao spoke, he raised his wine cup and drained it in one gulp.
That night, Tang Tianbao drank a lot of wine. He already felt that he was wobbling as he walked.
Yu Meng hailed a taxi and took it directly to Tang Tianbao's house.
Tang Tianbao's district already had two rings and was close to three rings. Although Chaozhou City was a big city, it was considered a suburb near the Third Ring Area.
In the car, Tang Tianbao was lying in Yu Meng's embrace. His stomach was swelling to the point that he wanted to vomit, but he couldn't. His head was still buzzing. Yu Meng placed her hand on Tang Tianbao's face as she muttered something, but she couldn't make out what it was.
When they reached home, Yu Meng supported the man up to the fourth floor. Tang Tianbao didn't know what happened after that.
It was just that he was woken up by the loud ringing of the bell the next day.
Tang Tianbao rubbed his sleepy eyes as he lazily turned off the alarm. Lying on the bed, trying to sleep a little longer. Ever since Tang Tianbao had started this habit, he would set the alarm clock half an hour earlier before waking up and sleeping for another half an hour before waking up to wash up when the alarm clock rang a second time.
He hugged the quilt, but he couldn't sleep today. His head ached and his stomach swelled up.
Tang Tianbao lifted the blanket and ran to the bathroom.
"Ah!" When Tang Tianbao rushed in with a chasing speed, he was startled by another shout.
A woman with disheveled hair sat on the toilet, her face completely hidden by her drooping hair. She was wearing a white shirt and male slippers. This scene was often seen in ghost movies, but in reality, it was the first time Tang Tianbao had seen it.
Tang Tianbao rubbed his eyes. He thought that he was seeing things, so he picked up a broom and opened the bathroom door with trembling hands.
"What are you doing?" the woman suddenly shouted.
"Who are you?" Tang Tianbao's voice trembled slightly.
"I'm Yu Meng!" She pulled her hair away, revealing the familiar face.
Tang Tianbao's heart was finally at ease. He threw down the broom and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with both hands.
"You …" Yu Meng pointed at Tang Tianbao's legs.
At this moment, Tang Tianbao suddenly remembered. His hands tightly covered his sensitive areas as he hurriedly ran into his bedroom. He searched for his underwear on the bed, but couldn't find it even after a long time. He suddenly realized that he did not have any underwear. He took the pillowcase from the bed and covered his spot. Then he rushed out of the bedroom. The filth in his stomach was pressing against his intestines, and it was simply too uncomfortable.