To tell you the truth, I don't want to see this fat man. First, I feel very uncomfortable and have a hangover. Secondly, he is nagging. After he was thrown into the water last time, he was rescued by us. Thank you for not saying anything. The most important thing, when I saw him, I thought of the 2B thing I had done. He didn't know how to swim and even pretended to be a hero to save people.
But Miao Miao seemed to like the fat man. He patted me on the other side and said, "Stinky donkey, listen to what the fat man says."
I reluctantly pulled down the glass. Before speaking, I heard the fat man open his mouth like a machine gun outside: "brother, thank you for saving me last time. If you don't say thank you, I won't thank you casually!"
I was a little embarrassed by what he said, and replied, "in fact, it's nothing. What a big deal!"
Miao Miao stopped working at the back and said, "of course, it's nothing. I saved you two last time. Thank you, and I have to thank you." The fat man laughed happily outside, nodded and said, "that's necessary, man. That's it. You open the door first. I have something to tell you."
I pulled the door open. The fat man was short and went straight in. He almost killed me with his fat butt. Fortunately, I hid quickly. After the fat man came in, he seemed to feel a little hot. He wiped the sweat on his head and said to the driver in front of me: "master, drive to longjiayuan hotel."
After the fat man crowded in, Miao Miao and I took up half of the seats in the back row. The driver didn't speak after hearing that. Looking at me and Miao Miao from the rearview mirror, it was estimated that the driver had some complaints about the car that the fat man had pressed. Miao Miao Miao heard that the longjiayuan hotel was so high-grade that he said, "master, go there, go there!"
The driver mumbled in front of him and drove.
After the fat man came up, he said a word to the driver, and then he looked at me with a smile. The fat man really talks about it. People say that the fat man is warm when he smiles, but the fat man laughs a little sinister, which makes me feel angry.
After watching me for a long time, he almost looked me up and down, and then the fat man said, "well, however, my little brother is the dragon and Phoenix among the people. Even if I am in a big trouble, someone will come to help me..."
Grass, how can this sound so awkward.
I turned green and looked at the fat man and said, "awl, brother awl, what do you want?"
The smile on the fat awl's face did not decrease at all, and said: "I just said that you don't thank you for your great kindness. I won't thank you casually, so..." When he said this, he actually sold the key, but I have some expectations in my heart. Although the fat man talks about God, he is not that kind of ordinary person.
After a long time, he said through his teeth: "please eat!"
My heart became so cool that he saved his life and invited us to have a meal.
The car soon arrived at the longjiayuan. I found that the fat awl was similar to the old fox of the Party school. It was running trains all over his mouth. He could talk. I don't know how many spitting on my face all the way. I remember when I rescued him, he was very free and easy?
After getting off the bus, I saw that longjiayuan was magnificent, at least it should be four-star or above. This time, I felt a little bit at a loss. If there was no hangover, we should kill the fat awl. After getting off the car, Miao Miao and I came out from the other side. Fat awl called out to us: "Hey, hey, man !”
I looked back at the fat awl and saw that he was now pulled by the driver, with a harmless smile on his face and said, "you pay the fare."
Sky thunder rolling, I heard fat awl saying, feel the whole person is not good, can invite us to eat four-star people, actually have no money to pay the fare, how can I have an unknown feeling?
After I gave the fare, Miao Miao was looking up at longjiayuan in front of me. Fat awl came up to us and said, "come on, what are you staying for? Please eat delicious food!"
This is what makes me feel better.
However, when Miao Miao and I went forward, the fat awl said again: "ah, ah, why are we here?"
I turned to see the fat awl was turning to the side of a path, I was surprised to say: "not in longjiayuan to eat?" The fat man looked disgusted and said, "that place is so vulgar. Let's go. I'll invite you to eat good food."
Miao Miao is not good now, some angry said: "that for you said to come to longjiayuan?" The fat man said innocently: "this place is easy to find!"
I
finally make complaints about the seven black sheep and the fat boy. I came to a dark shop before, and I can't get out of the way. I even admit that I have met with the best of all home dishes.
Fat awl seems to be familiar with the landlady here. After entering, he called out: "red, famous dishes, good wine. This is my benefactor!" The housewife, who was cleaning the table and dressed in red, said nothing. She put the dishcloth down and went straight into the kitchen.
The three of us came to the second floor and entered a private room. This is the age of his mother, and he still uses wooden tables and stools. I have the idea of leaving directly. But the fat man is so warm and enthusiastic that I have goose bumps. According to him, the local things are absolutely unique in the world. Well, judging from the decoration, it is, The countryside is better than here now.It's a wonderful dish. It's not a dish. It's a jar. It's covered tightly. You can't smell the jar. The jar also looks black and dirty, some of which affect the appetite.
However, Miao Miao came here, curious, like a kitten, for a while she touched the table and bent down to look at the stool. After the jar came up, she looked at the jar without blinking. It is estimated that she was also shocked by the wonderful things.
Fat awl said with a smile, "we can eat it when we come to wine. It's good wine."
My mouth cheap said: "yesterday drink Wuliangye drink head big, today do not want to drink." Fat awl couldn't hear what I said. Shaking her chubby hand, she said, "it's not good to drink. Xiaohong's are all brewed by themselves. It's good to drink."
Sure enough, on the second trip, the landlady directly brought up something like a spittoon, put it on the table, put the porcelain bowl in her hand on the table, and turned away.
When fat awl saw the wine, he lifted the cover of the cloth tied with a rope and poured it into the bowl. I went. The color was yellow, just like the urine of the fire. The fat awl picked up the bowl and said to me boldly: "brother, Chen Kai, thank you so much. The first wine is for you!"
After saying that, the awl poured the bowl of yellow liquid into his mouth. I saw the yellow liquid left on his mouth, and I felt startled. After drinking, the fat awl was still full of meaning. He even put out his tongue to lick the wine on his mouth, poured out the second bowl, and said to Miao Miao, "Miao Miao girl, the second wine is for you!"
And then another bowl went into the belly.
To tell you the truth, after drinking these two bowls of wine, my liking for the fat awl has risen several grades. I like the bold and forthright men, and I don't like Xi Haotian's men who don't pull a few. In addition to the fat awl, I feel that this person is still good.
However, Miao Miao, who has never opened his mouth, finally opened his mouth and asked in a weak tone: "that, brother awl, the stool we are sitting on is mahogany?" When I heard Miao Miao say this, I laughed and said, "Miao Miao, you can't damage brother awl so much."
But the awl said with a smile: "yes, huanghuali."
My smile directly froze on my face, and the Miao Miao even more directly rubbed. After a while, he jumped up and said, "I knew that as soon as I came in, I could see that the table was made of mahogany, and the dirty jar. I can't see the year. It should be counted as some years. The bowls we drink wine are also the porcelain handed down. It's hard to find a set."
The fat man said with a smile, "well, it's almost right. Who knows, I don't care. Come here and drink. This wine is made from Northeast ginseng. It's good to drink."
I want to say that now.
I feel my butt burning flustered. The stool I'm sitting on is actually huanghuali. What's the concept? It almost means that I'm sitting on a pure gold stool! Nima, this is to hit me naked in the face. A real local tyrant can't act like this!
I've seen a lot of fat people, but I don't feel very nervous about it.
The fat man seemed to be in trouble and said, "Hey, I'll tell you, you don't dislike the broken here. Really, the food here is delicious, but the environment is a little poor."
I trembled and said, "brother, let's not do this..."
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