Fat fan is really flustered. Only one person chased him before. He can handle it. Now there was another man chasing him, and he was immediately in danger.
Although he's fat, he does have a knack. Escape for a while, looking for an opportunity, fat body even flexible like a gecko, along the stone wall speed climbed up the roof of the stone room.
Those two guys who were half human and half machine chasing him were very funny. They were really stupid. They were holding machetes in one hand and climbing up the stone wall in the other. Climbing a step, but because the right hand holding a machete and unable to hold the stone wall, plop fell to the ground.
Just climbed to the roof of fan Da Pang immediately laughed, "Hello, your boss did not give you training?"? If it's more than two meters high, it's high-altitude work. You two should fasten the safety rope and climb. Also, before climbing, ask your boss if he has bought insurance for you. Don't fall out at that time and come out at any time. If no one pays for it, it won't be worth the loss. "
The two families were so angry that Yiwu Yiwu screamed. They began to get up clumsily, but fell down again. Then they got up again and started over again.
Such a round and round, can sit on the roof of the big fat fan mouth rest laugh to death, "look at you two, really damn stupid! That boss used you two idiots, it's really bad for eight generations. Damn, can't you just throw away your machetes and climb up with your hands? Two big idiots, a pair of big idiots. "
As soon as he finished, the man and the woman were stunned, and then Then he really threw away his machete, and Yi Wu climbed up.
"I grass, I grass! Look at my mouth Fan Da Pang was stunned. He wanted to give himself two big ears.
The stone room is five or six meters high, and the short woman quickly climbed to more than half of it. The fat fan was so nervous that he suddenly got an idea and yelled in English, "Hey, you stupid woman, your machete is still down there. What are you doing up here? Do you want to have a romantic relationship with your fat brother? If you want to think about that, you have to wait for your husband to be there when he is not there. Now you can't go down to pick up your machete. "
That woman's fierce one Leng, some stupidly looked at two hands, found that really didn't bring the chopper up, she instantly a face of ignorant force.
"Right? I didn't lie to you, did I? Don't jump down and climb again with a machete Fan Da Pang laughs and reminds me.
With a plop, the woman jumped down. But the man didn't jump and kept climbing.
"Hello, your mother-in-law has jumped down. What are you doing up here? If you leave such a beautiful woman below, aren't you afraid that your accomplices will take the opportunity to give you a green hat? "
"I can tell you that the most important thing to guard against these days is your best friend. If you work outside or make a play, your wife and your best friend will give you a prairie hat. I don't know. Are you really climbing up? "
Seeing this guy desperate to climb up, fat fan suddenly became nervous. As he retreated to the corner of the roof, he continued to cajole people, "look at you, why do you climb up without weapons? Not fast jump down I don't know, and this kind of operation? " The mouth was wide open in an instant.
It turned out that when he saw the man climbing on the roof, he reached for a copy and caught the machete thrown by the woman below.
"Yiwu, Yiwu..." The man was holding a machete and smiling at fat fan with a proud face.
"Laugh at your sister! What's so funny? What are you proud of? Are you a man or a machine? On? The guy who is neither human nor ghost, is he funny? If I were you, I would have been from... " I haven't finished scolding, but someone else has rushed up with a machete.
Fatso fan screamed and ran around the roof. The half man and half machine guy in the back kept waving a big knife to chase and chop.
The area of the roof is too small. Fan was soon overtaken by others. He saw the machete of half man and half machine cut down fiercely. He cried out, oh, I'm dead.
With a plop, he fell on his back.
The half human and half machine guy was stunned, and the half machete suddenly stopped. He looked at his own machete with some doubts, and then at the undamaged fat man fan, with a confused face. It's like, why did you die before I cut you?
In order to make sure whether fan Da Pang is dead or not, the half human and half machine guy lowered his head and looked at it face to face.
Of course, fan didn't close his eyes. He saw that the other side bent down to look at himself, and the dagger in his hand suddenly stabbed up the other side's heart. Fat man is very smart. Your heart is blocked by something. The man will stab you from below. I can't stab you to death!
Not to mention, he really got it right.
Just listen to a poof, the half man and half machine guy body a shake, and then plop down.
"Ha ha ha! Let you keep chasing your fat master Fat fan was so happy that he got up and stretched out his head. The woman was still wondering whether she was going to climb up with a knife or empty handed.Fan Da Pang stood on the edge of the roof, with his hands akimbo and a big belly, shouting, "Hey, that girl, don't think about climbing up. Your dead husband has said goodbye. Why are you still climbing up? Do you really want to talk to your fat man? Your fat man doesn't have such a strong taste. Here you are With a plop, the body of the man was overturned.
"Yiwu! Woo That woman's mouth sends out angry ghost cry, also don't want a machete, directly climbed up.
"I grass, I grass, this will force to pretend big!" Looking at the woman who didn't want to climb up, fat fan stamped his feet in fright. Suddenly, he found ice not far away, waving a machete picked up from the ground, cutting off a half human and half machine guy's limbs, making him a stick.
But what scares people is that even if he becomes a stick, the guy is still struggling to bite the ice on the ground. The cold ice is very angry, a knife goes down, directly cut off the head of the other party. Only the body in the middle was still wriggling on the ground. Although it was very disgusting, there was no danger.
Fan Da Pang's eyes brightened. Why don't I cut like her!
Thinking of this, the fat man immediately picked up the machete not far away, ran over a few steps, and yelled at the woman who was about to climb up, "Damn, you don't want to come up, you have to come up. If you want to be a man, don't look for your fat master. If you want to look for me, you should also look for Xiao Chenchen! Damn you, you're still climbing! I can't blame you for your hard work! Look at the knife Brush a knife fiercely sweep past.
But he didn't know that the woman's head had already been replaced by a machine head. When the knife went down, there was only a bang. The woman was all right. She just shook her body, and then climbed up.