Seeing the surprised appearance of Huashan junior sister, Yang Xingchen said with a smile, "I tell you, this little dragon is in this golden elixir!"
As soon as his words came to an end, an old man's angry voice in Jindan said, "Hey, you ignorant little white face, you open your dog's eyes to see clearly, where is your dragon uncle small? What about Bruce Lee? Little sister! I've lived for hundreds of millions of years. How can you say I'm a snake? God damn it, is your dog eye used to see beautiful women? "
Meng heard the voice in the golden elixir, scared Yang Xingchen instinctively threw the golden elixir to the ground, and jumped several steps away.
Ah, there comes the ghost, the Dragon falls and dies again! You don't know how to respect the old man. The so-called five thousand year civilization of your Heavenly Kingdom taught you to throw the old man to the ground? "
"By the way, it's said that some time ago, there was a stupid guy in your heaven who drank wine and picked up other people's children and threw them to the ground. You son of a bitch, you didn't drink, and my dragon mother didn't quarrel with you. Why did you throw your dragon to the ground? On? Why don't you pick up Mr. long? "
Yang Xingchen didn't expect that after the golden elixir was taken out of the snake's stomach, he could hear the dragon in the golden elixir speak. What's more, this dragon is not a little dragon, but a hundred million old dragon. What's more, I didn't expect that the old dragon was still a ruffian dragon with no quality.
For a moment, he was in a daze and didn't know what to do. Seeing that the old ruffian was still swearing, Yang Xingchen threatened angrily, "old man, if you are swearing, I will put you back into the snake's stomach."
The old ruffian was not afraid of Yang Xingchen's threat at all. He sneered, "you little thing, don't try to threaten me! I tell you, without the guidance of your dragon master, with your wooden head, you can't go back to your earth. At that time, your woman will be with others! Ha ha ha
Yang Xingchen was stunned and asked, "no, you're not trapped in this golden elixir. Why do you know about our earth?"
The old man stood in the golden elixir, shaking his leg with pride, boasting, "you don't want to see who I am! I tell you, when you were young, uncle long was a scholar. If a scholar doesn't go out, he will know what's going on in the world! "
"You, Mr. long, I have read a lot of poems and books and learned a lot. I know 500 years from the top and 500 years from the bottom. Now there are no books worth reading, I only occasionally read some books about humanities, that is, story meeting! "
I'll go. It's a bloody ruffian dragon! Can you still let him out? An evil snake has killed so many people. If this ruffian dragon is coming out to harm people, it's not a small matter.
So think, Yang Xingchen is very tangled.
"Brother immortal, is it really a dragon that talks here? How do I feel like an old rascal? " Huashan junior sister, who just drank half a bowl of Lingshui and ate half a chicken, asked in disbelief.
"Well, the dragon must be a dragon, but I don't know if it's serious!" Yang Dechen has no language of spread a hand.
"Hey, xiaoniangpi, please let your little white faced man release your dragon uncle. He hasn't eaten for hundreds of millions of years. Delicious roast chicken! You can smell the fragrance through the golden elixir! Xiaoniangpi, you can't eat any more. You need to save some for Mr. long. Respect the elderly, don't you know? " Perhaps very hungry, Yang Xingchen see the old dragon said, the saliva on the flow down.
Yang Xingchen tangled for a long time, and finally decided to release Lao long. After all, he really didn't know how to get back to earth.
But he was really afraid that the old ruffian would hurt people when he came out. He asked with some uncertainty, "Lao long, can you tell me why you are trapped in the golden elixir?"
This asked, the old ruffian immediately angered, "why? It's not because of women! Damn, it's true that beauty is a disaster. A hundred million years ago, when you were a young, natural and romantic little fresh meat man, you liked to wave everywhere. Once, when you drink too much wine, you roam to Taixu island. "
"I saw a very beautiful young woman on the island. At that time, uncle long thought that he was a young literary and artistic youth who could sing and dance, and he was a little literary and artistic. So he forced himself to go up and pretend to ask for a drink of water, and then teased him by the way."
"It's said that young women like to say goodbye to Lao Wang, so uncle long told her that her surname was Wang. Who knows that woman sneers and says to your old man, hum, is your surname Wang great? Do you know my name? My fuckin 'name is Ma! Then he turned back to the room and called out, "old song, the son of a bitch surnamed Wang, has come to give you a green hat!"
"Well, with her cry, a guy sprang out from inside to beat you up. After that, it was sealed in the golden elixir. Then, after historical changes and vicissitudes, your dragon came here and was swallowed by this evil snake. It's not. It's taken out by you son of a bitch. "
When Yang Xingchen heard this, he wanted to laugh, from which he also heard some meaning. That is to say, the old man is just an old rascal. He doesn't eat people like that snake.At the moment, he was relieved. He said with a smile, "old ruffian, I can release you, but you have to promise me two things."
The old guy's face immediately became nervous. "Then you have to talk about what it is first. If it's to let your uncle long be your back mountain, you won't even kill him. You know, although Mr. long has lived for hundreds of millions of years, he is still a boy. The old boy and the old chrysanthemum of hundreds of millions of years will surely sell at a good price. I don't want to sell you so cheaply. " Finish saying to return a face to be afraid to stretch out a claw to cover to cover buttocks.
Yang Xingchen heard a chill, eager to mention the old loach beat. He followed along the chest, very speechless rolled his eyes, "well, I admit that you old son of a bitch to success disgusted. Listen, I have no other requirements. First, you are not allowed to kill for no reason. 2、 You have to take me back to my world. "
As soon as the old ruffian heard this, he immediately clapped his chest and said, "Wow, why didn't you say that earlier? You scared the baby to death! You, Mr. long, thought you were a heavy taste old chrysanthemum that would last hundreds of millions of years. So it's these two things. Don't worry. Even if you don't say it, uncle long won't do anything harmful. "
"I'll tell you, uncle long doesn't kill people indiscriminately, but he likes to do good deeds! I remember one day, your uncle long saw a little girl taking a bath by herself. Your uncle long felt sorry for her. She took a bath by herself when she was only in her twenties, so you uncle long burst into her room to help her wash. As a result, her father, the old Wang son of a bitch, didn't know a good dragon's heart. He just chased you three streets with a kitchen knife! "