Yang Xingchen said with a bitter smile, "if you are really dead, you will not become an old man. It's because he didn't die that he somehow became an old man. "
Now I'm on the side of the road, and I'm going to talk about how I can find myself, how I can change from a dog to a man, how I can change from a young man to an old man, and how I can come back. Of course, some are not mentioned, such as the tangled relationship with dagongju and xiaogongju.
After listening to Yang Xingchen's legendary life, purple night was stunned for a long time. Then looking at Yang Xingchen, who has become an old man, she can't help laughing again, "Oh, people become immortals to live a long life. It's good for you. You become immortals to become an old man. Cluck, cluck
Yang Xingchen touched his nose, "seriously, I was going to find the noumenon and come back to let you be my girlfriend, but now it doesn't work. I can't guarantee whether I can go back to the past, so every woman has the right to choose, and I will never blame you."
Purple night looked at Yang Xingchen and said affectionately and firmly, "I can't guarantee how the other girls around you will choose, but I can guarantee myself that I've lost you once. This time, it's rare for you to give me this opportunity. Even if you become an old man, you can accept it. To put it in a bad way, even if you become a pig, I will be your woman. Star, thank you for accepting me Said has been excited to shed tears.
"Fool, you are not allowed to say that in the future. If you say that again, I will spank you."
Under the moonlight, purple night smiles happily, nestles in Yang Xingchen's arms gently, blushes and says softly, "star, it's late, let's go home."
"OK, go home." So they embrace each other into the Rambo, toward the purple night home slowly open.
The next morning,
"Oh, don't be so bad. You say you are so old. Why do you still have so much spirit?" Purple night delicate infinite push away Yang Xingchen that began to use bad, old skin wrinkled veteran.
"Ha ha, I really should have said that. Although elder brother is old, elder brother has skills in love." Yang Xingchen said as he got up and put on his clothes. When they were ready to have breakfast, Yang Xingchen let the old ruffian out of the ring space.
"Ouch, son of a bitch, he said that he would bring your dragon uncle to the earth to eat meat and drink. Grandma's, he shut your dragon uncle inside. Why? God damn it, who is this little girl's skin? " As soon as the old ruffian came out, the ghost howled constantly. When he saw the purple night, he immediately glared round the ox's eyes.
"Oh, she's one of my girlfriends, purple night. Purple night, this is the ruffian dragon. Don't look so out of tune. He's a real purple dragon with hundreds of millions of years. "
Yang Xingchen just finished the introduction, the old ruffian glared at the bull's eye, "purple night little sister, how can you make such a scum man as a boyfriend? Don't you know the name of that boy in the world of foreign martial arts? "
Purple night eyes a bright, "dragon uncle, you quickly tell me, stars in that world what nickname."
"His name is Well... " Just as the old ruffian was about to say, he was covered by Yang Xingchen. The old ruffian's eyes turned straight.
"Star, let go of Mr. long and let him talk about it, or tell me your nickname?" Purple night pulls Yang Xingchen's arm, while laughing, shaking and scattering Jiao.
"Oh, I'll tell you, the old guy's nickname over there is old loach. It's smoother than loach. By the way, the old man has watched other girls take a bath! "
When the old ruffian heard this, he threw away Yang Xingchen's hand and said, "little sister ziye, don't listen to him. It was a stupid thing that your uncle long did when he was young. It's the first time I've seen you, brother Zilong, that I should treat you to dinner. Hey, hey, as long as you eat and drink enough, you'll tell you all the embarrassing things about the son of heaven. "
"Well, you old man, I didn't bring you here because I knew you were so picky." Yang Xingchen went up and got a kick.
The old ruffian was kicked out for a long time, and the goods started to cry with their buttocks in their arms. "Oh, my dragon mother, your dragon baby has been beaten again. This time, it's not others who beat you, it's dragon baby's good brother! This makes baby dragon very sad
"It's OK for others to beat you, and good brothers also bully you. My great dragon mother, your life is so hard! Oh, my God, my ass hurts! "
Purple night was amused by the old ruffian's exaggerated expression and giggled. She went to take the old ruffian's hand and said seriously, "Mr. long, thank you for being with him at the most difficult time in my family. I'm here to thank you!"
The old ruffian was stunned. He didn't expect ziye to be so polite. His hip-hop face became formal immediately. He waved his hand and said, "what is this? Who let me throw a tantrum with the God killer. That, little sister ziye, you are Uncle Long's sister-in-law. When Uncle long sees you for the first time, he has to say no. here you are Then he pulled out an old bracelet from his claw space and handed it to ziye.Purple night hurriedly repeatedly thanks to take in the past. Then he said to Yang Xingchen, "Xingchen, let's go to a barber shop first, shave your beard, and then go to dinner."
As soon as Yang Xingchen waved his hand, I would go to any barber shop with my own razor. Then he went into the bathroom and shaved. But to his surprise, just after shaving, he took a towel and was preparing to wash his face. When he looked down, he found that his beard had grown out again, not only longer, but also longer than before.
"Damn it Yang Xingchen screamed.
Hearing the cry, ziye and the old ruffian rushed over. Seeing that the beard on Yang Xingchen's face was well grown, nothing else happened, they immediately asked in surprise, "star, what's your name?"
"I, I found that this beard can't be shaved off. You see, I've just finished shaving, and it's growing up again, and it's even longer than just now!"
"No way! How can a beard grow so fast? Don't you hallucinate? " Of course, ziye doesn't believe it.
"Yes, yes, God damn boy, you can really lie. How can you shave off your beard and grow like this immediately? Uncle long has lived for hundreds of millions of years. What kind of things have you never seen in the world! Oh, come to think of it, do you want to whine to little sister ziye and ask her to shave for you The old ruffian said with a smile.
"Go, I'm a big man. I know you don't believe it, but it's true."
Purple night covered her mouth and said with a smile, "I also want to believe what you said, but star, where is your shaved beard?"