When the alarm clock pointer of the hotel pointed to 11 o'clock, the host said excitedly, "OK, it's time. Let's welcome Mr. Yang Xingchen, the marriage witness of 35 new couples, with warm applause!"
Wow
The whole audience clapped like thunder.
"Well, what's welcome? It's just a bad old man! A wild seed is a wild seed. I have a thick skin. If I had been so old, I would not have come to eat this banquet. I can't afford to lose this man. "
What makes people speechless is that others are encouraging, but the third sister-in-law of the Yang family keeps laughing at Yang Xingchen. The villagers around her glared at her and shook their bodies away from her. Obviously, people don't want to be associated with such people.
"Cut, a group of flatterers, they flatter him one by one when they are rich. Well, it's a hairy thing. It's hard to say whether the wild species will survive this winter. Ah? Oh, my God! How could that be! Why are you getting younger? " The third sister-in-law of the Yang family, who had just scolded half of them, suddenly turned round and looked like a ghost.
"Invite uncle Xiaochen to drink!" All of a sudden, 35 new people all plop down on their knees and respectfully raise their wine glasses.
"Good! I'll drink it Yang Xingchen is not affectable and does not take Joe. He drinks the new people's toast in turn. This wine is not good. Every cup is a big red envelope.
After Yang Xingchen gave the red envelope, the new couple came to the first table to drink for Lingnan, Su Yinxue and Wang Hongjing, the current village branch secretary. So Su Yinxue also sent a red envelope on behalf of the village.
The wedding banquet didn't end until 3 p.m. when the 35 new couples walked out of the hotel, they were stunned. The old comrade Lai of Yang Xingchen's family was carrying a paper box. As long as the new couple passed by, he would go up and hold the bride's leg and ask for wedding money. No more, no less. One hundred, one couple is two hundred. This is the only way to let others pass, otherwise it will be a splash, a scream and a ruckus.
The villagers were laughing, but each couple couldn't laugh or cry, so they had to give money. Anyway, the red envelope Yang Xingchen just sent was so thick, and there was a brand new Audi at the door. How about giving his dog 200 yuan.
Yang Xingchen didn't know about it. He said the blessing and gave the red envelope. He left soon. There's no way not to leave. With him here, the bride of Xinying is robbed by him. The villagers come to toast one after another. He doesn't want to steal the limelight of others, so he just leaves early.
After the last couple finished, Lao Lai picked up the carton and ran out of the village. People don't know what it's doing. In short, it's certain that it didn't take the money home.
All the villagers drank crooked wine one by one. As the third sister-in-law walked home with the villagers, she took advantage of the strength of the wine and scolded Yang Xingchen. He said how cunning he was, he didn't become an old man, but pretended to be an old man, which made her happy.
There are villagers next to her who can't listen any more. They are ready to help Yang Xingchen to scold her. As soon as the man turns his head, he suddenly screams, "third sister-in-law, what's your mouth?"
"What's the matter? What's wrong with my mouth? I tell you, I am such a straightforward person. I'm not like you flatterers. When you see that the bastard is rich, please welcome him. I Why? Why is there something wrong with my voice? "
The villager said with a smile, "go home and look in the mirror. Her third sister-in-law says that people are doing things and the sky is watching. She has a spirit when she raises her head three feet. She should have a conscience when she is doing things. It's good for you to get Uncle Xiaochen's favor. You don't want to repay it, but you scold people behind their backs all day. Now, even God can't see it anymore. Is your mouth crooked? You deserve it
What's wrong with your mouth? The third sister-in-law was startled and touched with her hand. She suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Then she screamed and ran home with her mouth covered. Behind her, there were bursts of laughter from the villagers.
The third sister-in-law was both shy and angry. She ran more quickly. Because she was running too fast, she didn't notice that there was a smooth stone under her feet. With a plop, she fell to the ground. When I got up again, I felt the pain when I landed on the sole of my right foot. But as soon as you lift it up, it doesn't hurt at all. Or it's not painful to walk on tiptoe, just can't touch the ground.
So the third sister-in-law tilted her mouth, tiptoed on her right foot, and walked home mechanically like a zombie. Since then, a zombie nickname has fallen.
Three days later, in the office of the American mantis, a report nearly paralyzed the American boss. The report clearly says, "today, 300 armed helicopters, 1000 boats, machine guns, 1000 guns, 1000 tanks, some bullets and grenades were stolen from the weapons warehouse. There are also two shipyards to report that the five giant ships they have just built have all disappeared. The other three aircraft manufacturers called, and all of them reported that suddenly 30 aircraft were missing. There are five car manufacturers reporting that each has lost dozens of cars. Finally, the oil depot reported that it was inexplicably short of several tons of various types of oil. "
How could it be that nothing was captured under surveillance, so many things of such size could have been stolen? Can't it be the ghost who fakes the mantis?Suddenly he thought of a person, a Leng, can't help blurting out, "oh my God, the alien who was caught by us last time didn't come back to revenge us? Well, it must be this guy, otherwise no one else has this kind of super energy. This damned alien, don't let me catch it, catch me again, cut your old bird
Yang Xingchen, the originator of the incident, has already returned to his hometown, facing the things in the ring space. He is going to give these things to dagongju free of charge. Since they are given to others, it's better not to spend money. What's more, it's something from the United States. I'm not so stupid to help the United States make money. Anyway, they have plenty of weapons. They don't care about losing something.
On that day, the office building and two large warehouses of chenling Tongtian trade were completely completed, and all the workers needed were in place. Ling Nan, as the general manager, made a report at the meeting. Then the company will start to purchase according to Yang Xingchen's list.
In order to distinguish between public and private, Yang Xingchen specially brought a silver bracelet, and then carved two large spaces in the bracelet to transfer all the things to the ancient martial arts world to the space of the silver bracelet. After everything is busy, I say goodbye to Su Yinxue and Lingnan. In the surprised and worried eyes of the two beauties, I take the old ruffian and open the space tunnel.