No matter how slow Ren Yi Gucheng walked, but the stage was so long, he inevitably walked to the chair.
At this time, he is already sweating, he turned to look at Yang Xingchen, see Yang Xingchen face a face of ridicule. Then I looked at the ministers in the stands and saw that some of them were watching the excitement, some were very worried, and some were dead.
Yi Gucheng wiped his sweat and cheered himself up again in his heart. Then he thought bitterly in his heart, I just don't say anything to see what he can do to me!
I don't know whether he is too panicked or Yang Xingchen's ghost in the dark. He shouts out what he thinks.
Under the stage, people saw that he was pale and his head was full of blue veins. They held his hands tightly and cried, "I don't say anything. I'll see what he can do to me!"
Coax of a, all ministers laughed.
Lao Lai next to him did not know whether it was because of the influence of the ministers under the stage, or whether he also found this sentence funny. He also burst into laughter.
But when other ministers laugh, they bend down or cover their mouths. These two goods are a plop, face up to the sky, four claws random pedal, ghost howl, wolf howl of laughing.
Not to mention that, after laughing, the two goods jumped on the chair first with a whoosh. Then sit up like a person, then tilt the dog's head, squint his eyes, squeak a few times.
After that, he turned his eyes and stretched out his tongue, pretending to faint. With a plop, he fell down from his chair. After he fell down, he still had a few convulsions, a few weak calls, and finally a kick, a hiccup.
Coax of a, under the stage of the minister smile more Huan, especially those who usually with Yi Gucheng bad relationship, at this time smile that call a Huan. Even Yi Gu Yue on the throne couldn't help laughing.
"You rotten dog, play with it. Three thousand years old, don't listen to it. My chair doesn't have the function of lying and dying. It's only responsible for lie detection, not execution. You can rest assured. Don't worry. After sitting down, you still have three days to live. What are you afraid of? " Yang Xingchen comforts Yi Gucheng so much.
"Well! Ben qiansui is always open and aboveboard. I'm afraid of your little trick. If you want to use psychological warfare to deal with me, you're a little too young! " After yigucheng roared, he turned around and sat down with a plop.
After sitting down, he was stunned for a moment. Seeing that he didn't say what he was thinking, he was very proud. I saw him laughing, laughing and clapping his hands on the handle of the chair, "ha ha, Mr. Yang, Mr. Yang, they all say that the new official has three fires. You want to kill people and establish your official authority, which is also very recognized by the millennium
"But you chose the wrong person! I dare to kill Ben qiansui. I'm blind! Who am I! I am the thousand year old master of the great benefit country! You're dead against me. Hum, don't say it's you. It's my father. I still dare to kill him. I won't let that old man marry that maid, but he won't listen to me. He's possessed
"I tried every means to dissuade him, telling him that his uncles were laughing at him behind his back, but the old man just didn't listen. Once I wanted to get rid of the maid, and I gave him up. Who knows this old guy is in the maid's room, and their conversation is just heard by me. "
"It turns out that my mother didn't die of illness. She was poisoned by him. It's a pity that the doctor who cooperated with him has been killed by him. Without proof of death, I thought, "if you can poison my mother, why can't I get rid of you?"
"So I bribed the old man's close guards to kill him. But they wouldn't do it. They just wanted me to go in and do it myself, so I killed the old guy. Unfortunately, when I killed these guards, my wife saw me and I had to kill her. "
"This is me, different fireworks! I want to let out brilliant and colorful ghost fire! Oh no, it's fireworks! I will try my best to get rid of Yi Guyue and sit on the throne! Then the sword points at all countries and makes the whole world tremble at my feet! "
"Well, that's the end of my speech! I know that you will scream for my boldness, decisiveness and madness, and even many people will take me as your idol. Here, I can only say a weak, do not infatuate with brother, brother is just a legend
All the ministers under the stage were stunned by Yi Gu Cheng. For a moment, the whole court room was silent.
The old ruffian can't help it any more. He points to Yi Gucheng, who has come to his senses, and laughs, "Damn it! Grandma's, you are killing your father and wife, and you want to take her throne in front of the king's little girl's skin. This kind of stupid person is still narcissistic and infatuated with you? I am infatuated with you
"Oh no, you can't be infatuated with your uncle. Your uncle is me and I am your dragon! I should say I'm crazy about your sister. By the way, who is your sister? Call her out quickly, let your dragon master have a look, see how she looks, is worth your dragon master infatuated with herAt this time, Yi Gucheng was still in a state of muddle. Wen Yan pointed to Yi Guyue with his hand, "my sister is her. Do you want to be infatuated with her?"
Cough!
old ruffian and Yang Xingchen and Yi Gu Yue kept coughing. The old ruffian old face was red and grabbed the head. "Even if this is the case, the little Niang skin is the woman of your brother. You can't be too hungry and thirsty for your brother. The big deal is that you, Mr. long, go to xiaogongju and ask for an earthworm to relieve your hunger. Anyway, there's a magnifying glass for the son of heaven. You can find any hole, can't you, son of heaven? "
Yang Xingchen is angry and funny and stares at him, "get out of the way, don't you want to talk? Why do you start talking nonsense again?"
At this time, Yi Gucheng has come to his senses, and he still remembers what he said just now. Scared him to plop down on the ground, and then the body began to keep twitching. Then he turned his eyes up and kicked his legs. He was so scared to death.
"Damn, I was really told by Lao Lai! Comrade Lai, you are really a prophet Yang Xingchen had to give Lao Lai a thumbs up.
"Well!" I saw Lao Lai sitting there with his mouth in his mouth. Like a man, he snorted from his nostrils, and then raised his dog's head in a huff! In that case, what I know is a dog. I don't know. I thought it was the king.
At this time, the ministers under the stage woke up with a start. Some of them cried, "Oh, no, I fell to death."
Some said with a smile, "he fell to death, he was scared to death!"
Even more frightened, he said, "I don't care whether he fell or was scared to death. What I care about is that this chair is too powerful. If the national master asks us all to sit up, I'm afraid we all have to end up with qiansui. We don't have to be scared to death and decapitated, so we have to think of a panacea!"