The green haired alien named housekeeper, with an apologetic face, hugged Yang Xingchen and the old ruffian and said, "I'm sorry to make a little joke with you. Here's the thing. Last time you cured our enemy, the bald guy. You don't know. That guy's broken! It can be said that it is a bad thing! commit innumerable murders! It took us nine oxen and two tigers to knock him down on the earth. Seeing that his energy is exhausted, but he is full of energy by you, and he returns to our planet to continue to do evil. "
"Of course, we don't mean to blame you. After all, you don't know. But after that guy's energy is strengthened, no one in our green tribe can control him any more. No, our patriarch asked us to bring the most beautiful girl in the whole clan, hoping to exchange her with you for something to increase energy. Let our green warriors also increase their energy, so that they won't be bullied all the time by skinheads. "
The old ruffian next to him burst out laughing, "grandma, what do you think uncle long is? It turns out that's what happened. It's a good thing. Don't worry. God damn boy likes beautiful women best. He must like this green haired girl. If nothing else, it must be green! "
Yang Xingchen is a Leng, "no, you want my spirit water, at least with what high technology to exchange with me, how to give me a woman?". There are enough women around me. Don't make trouble again. In a word, if you want my spiritual water, you can exchange it with high technology, otherwise you can't talk about it. "
"Well, we green people are not good at science and technology, we are the dominant language class. Just like what you say in this country, we only need to listen to a few words here, we can generally understand the meaning of your words, and then we can communicate with you barrier free. "
Yang Xingchen thought, this is OK. Although it's not high technology, it's a skill. With such language ability, no matter which country you go to, you can understand them.
So think, a magnanimous wave, "OK, use your language ability for my spiritual water."
There was a surprise on the housekeeper's face. "Really? That's really good. But Mr. Yang, you have to go into our flying saucer and lie on our instrument, so that we can pass the universal language conversion technology to your mind through the optical disc. "
After a pause, the housekeeper said with a smile, "in fact, just now we want to suck you into the flying saucer. We just want to use this universal language conversion technique to exchange with you something to increase energy. But you have been unwilling to come up and pulled us down. We thought you didn't like universal language conversion, but like the beautiful women that our patriarch prepared for you. "
When Yang Xingchen heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry, "I grass, I'll take a fancy to you this green pocket woman. Emma, when I marry a woman like this, people think I'm cheating on a little kid. And if she's putting a green hat on me, it's not fun. "
The housekeeper's eyes brightened. "Mr. Yang, do you like to wear a green hat? That's easy. We have one in the UFO. I'll give you one. No, five! Make sure it's green enough for you to shine. Make sure you like it
"Ha ha ha!" The old ruffian beat his chest, stamped his feet and laughed.
Yang Xingchen a burst of speechless, quickly waved to let this guy take himself into the dish warehouse. I can't talk to the goods anymore. I've even pulled out five green hats for myself. If you go on, you can't tell what kind of moth you're going to get.
"Is this Mr. long who is loved by everyone and blossoms? Why don't you come in and visit our flying saucer See Yang Xingchen and housekeeper toward the UFO, next to another alien to the old ruffian issued an invitation.
The old ruffian heard that people praised him so much, and nodded happily, "grandma, for the sake of your boy's being so talkative, uncle long will give you face. Go up and have a look."
Several people on the UFO, the housekeeper Yang Xingchen and the old ruffian are brought into a small room, and then let Yang Xingchen sleep in a bed. The housekeeper took two metal instruments and sucked at Yang Xingchen's head. Then he walked out of the room naturally and closed the door. And then press a button next to the door, suddenly a super current hit Yang Xingchen.
Yang Xingchen's ability to resist current is extraordinary! If you don't talk about anything else, just say that the purple gold God thunder is powerful. It's all resisted by him.
But the powerful current of the alien is much more powerful than the purple gold God thunder. The conservative estimate is about two billion volts. How could Yang Xingchen resist such a powerful current? He fainted. Not only people were electrocuted to death, but also their hair was electrocuted on the spot, and the smell of meat scorched on their bodies.
The old ruffian was surprised, looked up and yelled, "Hey, green haired guy, your sister, what's the matter with the grey machine? You're electrified. Wake him up quickly. "
The housekeeper outside the door burst out laughing, "ha ha, it's perfect! Originally, I just wanted to catch this boy, but I caught an extra dragon. Well, it's good to take it back to make wine. Let's go With a whoosh, the UFO flew into the air.
When the old ruffian heard this, he realized that the other party was not a good thing. He yelled, "your sister, you look down on your uncle long. Such a broken thing, you want to trap your uncle long and dream. Look at me With a cry, he patted down towards the door.There was a loud bang. I didn't know what the door was made of. It didn't break at all. It shocked the old ruffian to show his teeth.
The green haired girl frowned, "housekeeper, this old dragon is too strong. Although it can't break the door, it's too shaking."
That housekeeper hey hey a sneer, "this is easy to do, discharge electricity him, so he is more honest." With a touch of a button on an operating console, countless currents sprang out of the room. Although the voltage was not as strong as Yang Xingchen's, it was at least a billion volts, which scared the old ruffian into crying and howling.
"Oh, grandma, please stop. Your dragon is going to be a burnt dragon. If you eat like that, it will not only taste bad, but also crack your front teeth. Oh, it's electrified to your uncle Long's whip. Your sister, your uncle long is still a boy dragon. If your uncle Long's whip is electrified, how can you marry and have children in the future? If you can't get a wife, will you give me a wife? "
"Oh, you know, you are going to marry the green haired girl to you, aren't you? But isn't that for the damn boy? Why do you want to give it to Mr. long again? Does it mean that the green haired girl is a green car and can get on with money? "
The old man ran up and down in the room, avoiding the electric shock, and talking nonsense.