Although Su Yinxue and Yang Jiabing believe that Yang Xingchen didn't kill people, Yang didn't come back after dawn. The whole village couldn't help talking about it.
One of the most noisy is the third sister-in-law of the Yang family. This is not, early in the morning, she stood at the intersection of her home with a bowl, and would mumble a few words when meeting people.
"Su old stick, Su old stick, come here, I have something to tell you." When she saw an old bachelor in the village, Huang Xiulan immediately cried out excitedly.
Su GUI was called a four stick villager before he was a teenager. The biggest reason why this old Su stick can't marry his daughter-in-law is laziness. This guy never goes out to work. It's better to work for himself than for others. Also said that I am a farmer, farmers should focus on farming, what good work ah!
Well, in this case, well at home farming it, but he himself is lazy, how can good farming it. A good piece of land in his hands, he just gave the whole into a wasteland. The smell on the body is even more choking. The dandruff all over the head falls straight down. Not to mention, people in their 40s still have fleas.
Of course, he is a man when he is lazy. He also has normal seven emotions and six desires. But who would like to talk to such a lazy and dirty guy? I heard that he once went to the hair salon to find a young lady, but she just drove him out with a broom.
Even miss can not play, this guy is even more thirsty, all day long to the village girl daughter-in-law drool. Even if the 70 or 80 year old aunt walked past him, he would swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.
This is not, after hearing Huang Xiulan call him, his soul is almost gone, immediately ran over. First, she looked at Huang Xiulan's old airport and swallowed her saliva. Then she wiped her nose and showed her yellow and black smelly teeth and said with a smile, "old three, what do you want me to do?"
With her mouth open, the smell of a thousand year old cesspit came. Huang Xiulan resisted the feeling of vomiting and stepped back, saying, "old stick, the little beast star has killed people now. We can't count on him for the demolition fee. We have to find another person to pick up the burden of the village head, otherwise there will be no leader and no one can take the lead. "
Su laobang's stomach grunted for a while. He swallowed his saliva and looked into Huang Xiulan's bowl. Then he looked at Huang Xiulan's body hungrily. Then he asked, "what do you say to do?"
Huang Xiulan a stare, "this also need to say, of course is Yang Xingchen this little beast village head to change, choose a capable person to go up."
Su laobang scratched his hair like a weed and said, "but who wants to be the thankless village head at this time?"
"Me Huang Xiulan pointed to her nose and said with a righteous face, "I've been honest all my life. I've never been greedy for small things, and I'm not afraid of villains. Who do you think I was afraid of in the village? I tell you, if I become the village head, no matter who develops our village, I will ask him to pay 2000 yuan per square meter. So it's most appropriate for me to be the village head. "
"Two thousand dollars a square? Darling, that's it! " Su Lao stick's eyes were round in vain.
Huang Xiulan said with a proud face, "that is, as long as you let me be the head of the village and guarantee that everyone will get rich, then you will have a house and a car, and you will not be able to get a daughter-in-law?"
With a murmur, this sentence came to the heart of Su laobang again. He nodded straight at the moment, "OK, I'll choose you as the village head according to what you said."
Huang Xiulan forced herself to smile and urged, "Oh, it's no use just talking about it. You need to find some people to go to the village committee to make trouble. Then I'm looking for some people to make trouble in the past. It's sure to be a success."
All right Su Lao stick nodded, but she didn't move. Huang Xiulan frowned, "Lao stick, don't just promise, you have to find someone!"
Su old stick grinned and said, "old three, you asked me to help you find people. Since ancient times, it's not polite to find people to do business? I don't want your things, but can they? Give me at least 200 yuan. I'm going to buy some cigarettes and order some more people. That's all right! "
"Ah? Two hundred dollars? Why don't you rob the bank! " Huang Xiulan cried out angrily.
Su old stick hey hey a smile, "old three, I this person lazy return lazy, but I am not stupid.". Do you think I don't know the real purpose of being the village head? "
Huang Xiulan face a cold, "what purpose, I can tell you, I this but wholeheartedly for everybody's sake."
Su old stick a wave hand, "you can pull down, you still wholeheartedly for everybody's sake.". Frankly speaking, you want to use the village head's identity to negotiate with the developer after you become the village head. In this way, the developer will surely give you the benefits in order to demolish this place earlier. Hey, hey, am I right? "
Huang Xiulan Leng Leng, did not expect this dirty old bachelor, the brain should be so smart. She looked around and said in a low voice, "now that you know, you'll cooperate well, and you'll be the best."
Su Lao stick is a kind of thing that does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles. He laughs, "don't, don't be in time. Now let me get some benefits."Huang Xiulan glared, "numb, how can I have so much money in my pocket? I only have fifty yuan. I've given it to you. What can I eat for my family?"
Su laobang leaned a stinky mouth forward, and said with an obscene face, "it's ok if you don't have it. As long as you let me do that, I don't want any money. I promise to find 20 people for you."
"When you go to NIMA, you don't look at yourself. You smell so bad. Don't talk about doing it with you. Even if you are close to your mother, you will vomit." Huang Xiulan scolded with disgust on her face.
Su Lao stick is not angry, hahaha said with a smile, "I'm afraid of stink. As long as you agree, I'll jump into the river and take a bath immediately, so it won't stink."
"No, my man is still at home. Old stick, I know you want to be a woman. You can help me to do the work first. When I become the village head, I'll go to your house to accompany you all night. What do you think? "
Su shook his head straight, "old three, don't lie to me. I just met your man on the road. He went to the street. I'll ask you if it's OK. If not, I'll leave immediately. "
Seeing that Su Lao stick really wanted to leave, Huang Xiulan thought and gritted her teeth, "OK, mother, I'll be bitten by an old dog. You go to take a bath quickly. I'll go back and send Da Sha away."
"Good!" Su Lao stick turned around happily and ran to the river at the head of the village.
"Cut, you silly bird, what's so happy? I'm the one who should be happy!" Huang Xiulan turned and walked home with a proud face.