"Who? Who stole my dragon and my soldiers? Come out, come out Liu Wanjin quickly fell down the mountain with a machete in his hand and roared like a madman.
A funny voice came out from the corner of the mountain, "Niang xipi, in laws, you howl. It's no one else who takes your things. It's your niece's son-in-law, Liu Xin's husband!" As he spoke, the old ruffian came out of the dark. Comrade Lao Lai came out with him.
When Liu Wanjin saw that he was an old ruffian, he was very angry. He pointed at Lao Lai with a machete and yelled, "what do you mean, old man? Is this dog still my niece and son-in-law? "
"No way! Liu Xin that girl I still know, she is a proud girl, how can be willing to with the dog that what, impossible, absolutely impossible. It must be your old man's trick
The old ruffian rolled his eyes. "It's hard to say. You know, people nowadays have a heavy taste! Don't you see many beautiful old aunts, some of whom raise dogs as their fathers, some as their children, and some as their fathers during the day and husbands at night? "
"The most wonderful thing is that a woman drove her husband out of bed and let her big dog occupy her husband's position. So, now many men say that they are not as good as a dog alive, that's why. Is what I said reasonable, in laws? "
Liu Wanjin was stunned by what the old ruffian said. Before he spoke, he listened to sun Huanlai, who was next to him, and said, "four masters, I think what the old man said also has a certain truth. Don't you think that in Miss Liu's boudoir, except for her rhubarb dog, even her father is not allowed to go in? "
Liu Wanjin swallowed his saliva and scratched his head. "But no matter what, that rhubarb dog is more beautiful than this bald dog, isn't it? You see how ugly the dog is. It has no hair except a little golden hair on its tail. Not to mention those two tusks. Shit, they all grow out. How can my niece kiss such a long tusk? "
With a puff, the old ruffian burst out laughing, "it's the couple's business to kiss. Don't worry about it, you uncle-in-law. Isn't that his in laws? "
Liu Wan's golden eyes turned around and said with a smile to Lao Lai, "son in law, since we are a family, you will give me back your uncle's Dragon and my soldiers. Also, since you are a family, you are helping me steal the Green family's magic axe by the way. As long as you do this for me, I will let Liu Xin marry you when I go back. "
"Oh, you probably don't know. Among my uncles, I have a good relationship with Liu Xin! As long as you have a good relationship with me, you will certainly get unlimited benefits. "
"I tell you, sometimes she doesn't listen to what her father says. But she'll listen to whatever I say. So you just do as I say. I promise that when you marry her, her family will ask you to order less betrothal gifts. What's up, son-in-law? "
"Woof, woof, woof!" Lao Lai's happy dog's head is straight, as if Liu Xin is really making friends with him.
"OK, since you agree, give me back the dragon and the soldiers first." Liu Wanjin said patiently. Although the other party is a dog, he knows that there are many strange things in the world. There are a lot of animals, their magic is much higher than human. Don't you know that there are many great gods who become Buddhas and demons, and many of them are cultivated by animals.
The old ruffian laughed and said, "I said, old man, oh, no, in laws, I didn't say that your niece is making friends with the dog. Wow, your nephew's son-in-law is really barking in vain. And this old dog has a wife and children for a long time, but it's not a man, it's a wolf! Is the wolf your niece
Liu Wanjin's face muscles twitched, and he secretly let his anger down. He said with a dry smile, "that old dragon, you tell me, is it the one who made friends with my niece? What's more, who took my dragon and soldiers away? Is it you? But last time we had a hand in hand. You don't have that great ability! "
The old ruffian laughed and said, "of course it's not your dragon. How high is your dragon's quality? How can you do that kind of sneaking thing?"
"Who is that special? Laozi, my patience is limited Liu Wanjin can't bear it any more. He jumps and roars loudly.
"It's me!"
A cold voice rang from behind Liu Wanjin and sun Huanlai. They were surprised to think of their high accomplishments. When the other came to their back, they didn't know how high their accomplishments were! They were so scared that they quickly looked back instinctively.
Just listen to whew, a big ax, too fast to cut down at a fast speed.
"Oh, my God, help Liu Wanjin ran forward quickly in the cry of surprise, but the speed of Pangu's axe was beyond his ability as a top-grade God. With a puff, an axe went down, and two heads fell to the ground.
"Woof Lao Lai yelled happily, ran over, took Liu Jinwan's head in his mouth, ran to one side and ate it with a click. The head of the top grade god man, of course, it tastes very good.And the head that sun returned was trampled to pieces by Yang Xingchen.
Although the heads of the two great gods are gone, Shendan is still there. In time, they will grow heads. So they let out a terrified roar in their stomachs, and then quickly ran forward.
"Want to escape? Try my stun gun Yang Xingchen immediately let the three electric guns in the handball space fire together.
Only listen to boom boom, deafening sound constantly ring out. A bright pole of electricity, flashing brighter than the sun, instantly hit the two gods.
Five billion volts of electric shock, not two people can withstand. After two screams, two scorching people fell to the ground.
"Lie on, son of a bitch, you are a black sheep. They are two top-quality gods. Their elixir can greatly improve your and my accomplishments! Oh, my little Dandan, don't break it The old ruffian rushed up with a howl.
As soon as he grabs the son, he first breaks Liu Wanjin's stomach. When he looks at the dark god pill, he is furious and quickly breaks sun's body. Fortunately, this God pill has not been completely destroyed. It's half black and half gold. It's still effective. The old ruffian was so happy that he took it out and put it in his mouth. As soon as I closed my eyes and stretched my head, I swallowed a pill like this.
When he swallowed sun Huanlai's Shendan, Lao Lai had already rushed over, and the dog's head stretched out and swallowed Liu Wanjin's completely black Shendan.