Yang Xingchen looked at the old ruffian's drooling cry. He was so angry and funny, "steal your sister, steal! Don't make a mistake, this skinhead's technology is very powerful. If I steal his stun gun, you'll make sure they don't have any other big weapons? "
The old ruffian glared at him and said, "I'm afraid of wool. You steal the whole city like the green people. I'm afraid of wool!"
Yang Xingchen quickly knelt down, "your sister, in case there is a fish who is missing the net, and then attacks our earth, then I'm not asking for trouble? In a word, we can't make trouble if people don't make trouble for us. "
The old ruffian swallowed a few mouthfuls of dragon meat fiercely and said helplessly, "what should I do then? Can't you really give the axe back to the green lady? What are you going to fight with the people of Taixu island and Yishen? "
Yang Xingchen said with a smile, "of course it's impossible! I dare not steal the bareheaded people, but I dare to steal the Nuwa stone of Chang'e, the green haired woman. "
"What is it? You're going to steal the old woman's stone back? You have a dream. The stone of others, like your axe, recognizes the Lord. You can't steal it. Either you kill her first, but can you kill her? " The old ruffian shook his head.
"No! I don't think she recognized the Lord. If she recognized the Lord, why didn't she take the opportunity to kill you and give us a chance. Is she so kind? " Yang Xingchen bold analysis way.
"What's the point? It shows that people really want you to be their son-in-law. I said, God forbid you to be so insidious. Can you be more sunny and not think everyone so bad?" The old ruffian said with a healthy face.
"Get out of the way, I think so. Will that Nuwa stone be too powerful, and Chang'e hasn't let it recognize the LORD yet? That's why she didn't keep fighting me. Just like during the day today, if she throws stones several times in a row, I will definitely fail her. But she only threw a stone, not throwing, indicating that the stone was definitely not collected by her. It's like the stone axe. It's possible to use it a few times
The old ruffian thought, "but as you said, but tomorrow, she is not the same, can only be used once?"
Yang Xingchen said with a smile, "do you really think that she will wait for me to find her tomorrow? Don't be so naive. I bet the old woman will come and attack me after midnight. "
"Ah? What can we do? Run away? God forbid, that old woman's skin is too fierce, even if we don't throw stones, we can't beat her just by holding them in our hands. " The old ruffian is really afraid of being beaten. He looks scared.
Yang Xingchen shook his head, "escape can't solve the problem, you can escape the first day of junior high school, can you escape the 15th? When that happens, she will be in a hurry. If she goes to the earth to find trouble for the Chinese, then I have to become a guardian stone again? "
"What do you do? We can't beat other people. " The old ruffian rolled his eyes and said.
"It's easy to do. I'll call out three green haired soldiers from the space, draw a rune and use a mantra to make them look like us. Then I'll let these three people here and make them drunk. Then the old woman will attack me with stones."
"At that time, as long as her stone is released, I will use three cannons to fire at her, and she will not be killed. As long as she is slow, I can take her Nuwa stone, and then I can't help her. Ha ha
The old ruffian clapped his hands. "If you want to get it, I find that your boy is worse than your dragon sometimes. By the way, after catching the old woman's skin, if you don't want to, give her to Lao Lai and let her taste the taste of an old dog. Maybe she will keep up with Lao Lai when she is addicted. Then she will be our man. Lao Lai, is that right? "
Lao Lai has been busy eating dragon meat and drinking wine. He has time to argue. Besides, it's a thief. It's not just eating dragon meat, but also stealing it.
It takes advantage of the old ruffian and Yang Xingchen did not pay attention to the time, just chew two of the dragon meat to the whoosh of a collection into their own space. Then he went to get the dragon meat on the shelf. Anyway, it was roasted so much that no one knew it had stolen it.
Finally, when he stole it again, he was accidentally found by the old ruffian. He was so angry that the old ruffian grabbed the dog's head and slapped two old fists, which made the old rascal squeak all the time.
"All right, all right, stop making noise, eat quickly, and then move on. By the way, old ruffian, bring out a few more wine jars you've drunk, and make it look like we've all drunk too much. "
The old ruffian called out a dozen empty jars, while Yang Xingchen called out three green haired soldiers and several jars of wine to force them to drink.
"Eat it, it's dragon meat!" Yang Xingchen threw a large piece of dragon meat to each of the three. Now the old ruffian was not happy. He glared at a pair of ox eyes and yelled, "Niang xipi, son of heaven, why give them wine and dragon meat? They're all dying people. It's not a waste to eat. "
Yang Xingchen laughs, "if they don't eat dragon meat, they don't have dragon meat flavor in their mouth. If they are detected by the old woman, then all previous achievements will be wasted?"Old ruffian a Leng, "also right, eat! Hemp, let you eat, you look at me a wool
"Squeak, squeak!" The three green haired soldiers kept screaming in fright.
"Your sister, what do you call them? They don't understand you." Yang Xingchen said, and with the three soldiers squeak for a while, also don't know how he coaxed the three soldiers. The three soldiers immediately enjoyed drinking and eating meat.
After a while, the people held out their hands and ate a large piece of meat on the shelf. Yang Xingchen sneer, hand like wind, instant point live three people's acupoints, "still want to eat? Good idea
He drew the axe on his finger and drew on one of the soldiers' faces with the blood.
with his as like as two peas, the miracle appeared immediately, and the soldier changed instantly, and became exactly the same as Yang Xing Chen.
The old ruffian was stunned. "Damn, son of a bitch, is it your uncle long who has drunk too much, or is your magic too clever? I can't tell it's fake! Seriously, if you two mess up and let me recognize it, I really can't recognize which is true and which is false. "
Yang Xingchen said with a proud smile, "this is my own blood and the charm. If you can see it, then my blood is not in vain! Come on, Lao Lai. You smell it and see if you can smell something else. "