More than ten minutes later, Lao Lai's fire disappeared. And behind it is a vast expanse of dead fish.
"Woof A loud dog barked, and then the goods flew over.
Yang Xingchen and the old ruffian who had already flown into the sky were shocked. With a whoosh, the wine jar in the old ruffian's hand was so frightened that he fell into the river. He asked foolishly, "what a god! Son of a bitch, can you tell Mr. long that this is still an old dog? "
Yang Xingchen looked at Lao Lai, who was at least ten meters tall and covered with golden hair, and the two overgrown tusks. He was also surprised, "maybe, maybe, maybe?"
However, what made them even more surprised was still behind. Lao Lai's mouth was open and he said with a smile, "Emma, little white face, what's possible? I'm Lao Lai! Ma, I've always regarded you as my friend. You little bastard didn't know me in a moment. It's really plastic friendship! "
The old dog spat out, which surprised everyone. They all yelled and took a step back.
The old ruffian yelled, "fuck, old dog, how can you talk? Son of a bitch, you dragon seriously doubt that this is not Lao Lai. It must be other monsters. Yes, yes, it must be the monsters in magic island. Son of a bitch, let's kill him while there are no dog lovers! "
Lao Lai said angrily, "kill your sister! Ma De, why can you dragon speak human language, and we dogs can't speak human language? "
The old ruffian had a fat stomach and said with pride, "it's needless to say that, of course, it's because we dragons are friends of human beings, and you dogs are not good birds by nature!"
Lao Lai bared his fangs and retorted, "well, if it's human animals, we're the only ones who are dogs. Don't you see all the beauties in the street
"We dogs, in the eyes of those old people who love us, are very obedient sons and grandsons. In the eyes of those beauties who like us, they are the right husband. In the eyes of those men who like us, we are their own father! Old man, what can you compare with me? "
The old ruffian was stunned and scratched his head, embarrassed, "Emma, it's really like this. Well, your dragon will not fight with you for this thing. Ha ha, son of a bitch, don't you have no mount all the time, or let the old dog be your mount? "
Lao Lai yelled, "sit your sister, I'm a friend of little white face. Do you understand? Who's sitting on a friend? "
The old ruffian called out the wine jar, clapped it open, drank a few mouthfuls, and said with a laugh, "cut, you old dog, what are your friends using now? Isn't that used as a stepping stone? It's very polite to let you be a mount. If you don't step on your head and climb up, and if you don't get a knife from behind, you can burn incense. "
Lao Lai didn't believe it. "Lao long, are you talking about animal behavior? I don't think anyone would do that. "
Old ruffian ha ha a sneer, "look, I have no insight again, no, you give your dragon uncle remember, this world's most hypocritical, the most cruel, the most despicable, in fact, is human."
"You old dog, the more you live, the more you go back. Don't you believe it! Nowadays, many men are looking forward to the wonderful life of a dog. You're so good. You want to be an adult from a dog. What a dog's eyes are
Lao Lai was very proud. He was hit by the old ruffian, and suddenly he was tired. He raised the dog's paw and said with a confused face, "Oh, so, is it my fault that I shouldn't talk to people? Little white face, do you think it's a good thing or a bad thing that your dog master and I can talk about people
Yang Xingchen said with a smile, "I don't know the good and bad things, but I know that you can at least carry forward Lao Lai's spirit after you speak human words. In the past, if you want to touch porcelain, you can only keep barking, then others will pretend not to understand even if they know your needs. Now that you can speak, you can express your needs to those people. "
Lao Lai said straightly, "I'm right, I'm right. I'm just a little white face. Lao long, if you dare to beat me again in the future, I will fall to the ground immediately. If you dare not pay me medical expenses and mental loss expenses, I will not get up. I will let my dog son and grandson come to your house to make trouble. Make you uneasy, ha ha ha, just do it
The more the old dog thought about it, the more happy he was. He opened his mouth and sang aloud, "I let numbness lift up my dream! wuwu! I make people cry, Wuwu! Oh, my God, what to do How can I look so good! "
Just sing here, was Yang Xingchen up is a foot, "don't special ghost roar, look like this ghost you also good-looking, good-looking your sister, go!"
"Poof..." The old ruffian burst out laughing, "come on, old dog. You should always remember that a dog is always a dog. Since it is a dog, you should find your own position. Don't take yourself seriously because you can speak two foreign languages."
Lao Lai is very sad. Emma, it's hard to learn how to speak. He's not liked. It really hurts the dog's heart. The old guy flies and scolds all the way, and the scolding is very ugly. Well, there were a few barks from time to time. It seems that he couldn't completely change all of a sudden.Yang Xingchen secretly noticed that today's Lao Lai is very powerful. If only from strength, he is not as good as it. If you don't have to go up the vertical ladder, you can't fly.
Then he said with a smile, "Lao Lai, you can see that you are flying faster than my brother now. Otherwise, you can be my mount. Don't worry, I can't lose you to sit on my mount. If you have anything delicious and good to drink in the future, you must enjoy it first, OK?"
Lao Lai turned the dog's eyes, "good sister! You cuckoo, don't try to deceive me. Your dog master managed to refine the magic pill of the demon king. When you were so proud, you even wanted to ride me? If I don't think you are my former master, I will ride you With that, the cold light in the dog's eyes flashed, and there was no doubt that his anger was exposed.
Yang Xingchen was joking with him, but he didn't expect that he turned his face with him immediately. He laughed and said, "how old Lai, do you really want to fight with me? No wonder you scold all the way up to now. You think that your strength has improved and you want to turn over and be the master? "
Lao Lai snorted coldly, "so what? I'll tell you, little white face, I'll talk to your dog master politely in the future, then we still have friends to do. Otherwise, don't blame the dog. I can't recognize you as a bird