The Two Drunkards were talking as they walked. The fat drunkard burped and said to the thin drunkard, "Lao Li, yesterday I asked you to go to Taohua road. You didn't want to go. A new sister came to the third foot bath shop there. Her skin was white. Ma De, the price is a little expensive. It costs 200 yuan. Later, the labor and capital negotiated with her and got a membership price. Ha ha ha. "
The skinny drunkard curled his mouth and said, "numb, I want to go too, but I'm like you. You're full and the whole family is not hungry. My wife and children are waiting for dinner!"
The fat drunkard laughs, "you old guy, don't take words against me. Just your wife, who looks like a ghost, will give me money. I won't take it. And then there's your son. Damn, he's in his twenties. Besides playing games all day, what else can he do? "
"It's numb. People say that raising children for old age. As for your family, it's raising children until they grow old! Ha ha, you are not the son you raised. It's like a father! Ma De, gnawing is not like this. People in their twenties can't come out to work. They eat and sleep in Internet cafes all day. If you don't have any money, I'll ask you. "
"If you're not afraid to be angry, I don't want to kill him in the daytime and strangle him with hemp rope at night! And your ghost like wife, Ma Ma, who is over fifty years old, is still very young. She buys this cosmetics and that cosmetics all day long. Your younger sister is still chatting with other young people and yelling at other people's brothers. This NIMA is your wife. If she were the wife of labor and management, she would have been kicked. "
Thin drunkard's face turned red because he had drunk too much. Now he is ridiculed by fat drunkard, and his old face is even more red. He chuckled and scratched his head, "ha ha, no matter what, with her mother and son, I have a home. You won't be called an old bachelor. It's not like you, being called by people all day long. How difficult it is to be affectionate
At this time, while they were talking, they had already come to the thin black woman's side. The fat old ghost was just about to walk by when he saw a woman lying in the grass. He was so surprised that he made a jump and said, "Oh, my God, there's a dead man!"
Because of too much panic, too much force, not just accidentally hit the body of the thin drunkard, two people ah, fell to the ground.
"Dead, dead?" The thin drunkard was so surprised that he forgot to cry. He rolled twice on the ground and got up quickly. After carefully looking into the grass, wiped the drunk old eyes, some uncertain said, "Lao Wang, don't call the police, not like a dead man, guess it's a dummy?"
"Dummy?" The fat drunkard, who has shaken his hands and pulled out the old man's machine, looks puzzled.
The skinny old man stood up and took two steps, shaking his drunken head, "it's not like inflatable, inflatable is not so lifelike, it should be silicone. However, it is estimated that the price is not too expensive, otherwise it is impossible to be so thin and so black. Hemp, also don't know is that sand carving factory production, can't produce a white beauty to come out, just make so ugly. It's too ugly. I guess the owner won't be interested in it when he sees it. "
The fat drunkard stuffed his cell phone into his pocket. "I'll see if it's a dead man or a dummy."
With that, he came over cautiously, reached out and tentatively pointed on the thin black woman's face, "well, it's not the dead. The dead don't have such a high temperature. It should be a dummy. Hahaha, Lao Li, you old devil just said that labor and capital have no wife. No, here comes the wife of labor and capital! "
"What a dummy? Let me see. " The thin drunkard was also bold enough to pinch the thin black woman's face and belch, "well, it's a dummy, and the material is pretty good. Although it's a little black, thin and ugly, the material is OK, just like Temo real person. It's warm and elastic when you touch it. It can be used as a real person. "
Speaking of this, he turned his eyes and said with a smile, "but Lao Wang, it's not like you're alone, is it? It's said that the audience has a share. This dummy is clearly discovered by both of us, so it can't belong to you alone. I also have the right to play! "
The fat drunkard was not happy, and immediately yelled, "why, I found this first, of course it belongs to me." Two people immediately for thin black woman who to quarrel.
Yang Xingchen, who was driving away, was watching the situation of the thin black woman while driving. When he saw that the Two Drunkards took the thin black woman as a dummy, they almost fought for it, and they were all dumbfounded. Immediately stop the car towards the side of the road, let Ziqi and ziye wait a moment.
He used the technique of hiding and flying, flew back in an instant, patted the thin black woman twice, untied her acupoints and flew away secretly.
The thin black woman, who recovered her freedom, got up quickly, slapped the Two Drunkards after their screams, and ran away.
Yang Xingchen took Ziqi and ziye back to his mother's home for a few days. Then he went back to Guxian village and contracted the Xianlin mountain. He released half of the Earth Dragon, Yalong and Tianlong in the space and scattered them in the Xianlin mountain. Although it's free range, it's very obedient because it's brainwashed in the space. Every day on time to play in the village, interact with tourists.
The reason why we keep half of them is that we are ready to use the method taught by old ruffians and try to feed them in the space. Anyway, there are more than 600 people in the space who have been made idiotic by him. They are also idle. Let them help themselves to raise dragons.As for the dragon, Yang Xingchen is not willing to let go of any of them. This thing can be met but not sought. It can't be wasted in the mountains of Xianlin.
It's said that there are all kinds of dragons interacting with people in Guxian village. More and more people come down here. First, they want to see the legendary dragon. Second, they want to get to know Yang Xingchen's wives by the way.
It's not that he wants to attack Yang Xingchen's wife, but that his wife is a spirit body and can fly in the air. Ordinary people don't know what is spirit body or immortal body. In their opinion, if a person can fly, it is immortal. If an animal can fly, it is a demon.
Yang Xingchen's family is both immortal and demon. Of course, they have to come to take a picture and sign a name. Su Yinxue and her friends were still interested in signing for tourists at first. Later, they signed every day, but they were not fresh any more. People were still very tired. So they simply taught their pets to sign, and asked them to take photos with tourists.
As soon as the tourists saw it, not only the kittens but also the horses of Yang Xingchen's family could sign, which made people more excited and more people came. For a time, the Yang family was a sea of people, and Guxian village was also full of people. Although the ticket was 2000 yuan, it still couldn't hold too many tourists. The tickets were sold in advance for half a year, and the whole Guxian village presented a joyful scene of prosperity.