Chapter 976

Jingjuan heard that her son wanted to rob a woman from an old ruffian. She was so angry that she went up to Mo Lei's head and yelled, "Ma, you are a worthless thing. There are so many women in the world. Why do you want these two fox spirits to wait on her? Are you not afraid that they will kill you? It's better to give it to Mr. long to be his servant girl and bring him tea and water. "

But he thought in his heart, fool son, if you want to rob this bad old man's woman, you have to wait for him to teach you martial arts before you start.

The old ruffian laughed and said, "Niang xipi, this is the future. Now, how do you teach your son peerless skills and calm Niang Pi

When Jingjuan heard that the old ruffian called her jingniangpi, she was so angry that she scolded her in her heart, but she nodded with a smile on her face. What kind of Kung Fu do you think my son is suitable for? You don't think he's so thin, but he's a very smart kid

The old ruffian laughs in his heart. His mother hopes that he can learn martial arts just like a ghost. He thought so in his heart, but he said with a smile, "the first factor in learning something is that the person who has been studied must like it very much. Only when he likes it, can he learn it with his heart. Do you think that's the reason? "

Jingjuan nodded, "yes, yes, Mr. long. My son likes martial arts very much. Not afraid of your jokes, he is learning martial arts in his dreams! "

As soon as she finished, she heard her son yell, "shit, grandson son son of a bitch just likes to learn that thing. He's tired and dirty, which means he's hairy. I especially like playing with women, smoking dirt and old magic stick. Do you have these two aspects of martial arts?"

Jingjuan was about to open her mouth to scold her son when she saw the old ruffian laughing, "yes, why not!"

Hearing the old ruffian say this, Jingjuan's mother and son were stunned and delighted at the same time. Now Mo Lei was in the spirit and asked excitedly, "Old God stick, tell me quickly, can you practice martial arts by playing with women and smoking? Is this true or false? "

As soon as his words were over, his mother Jingjuan asked anxiously, "yes, yes, Lord long, I have lived for hundreds of years. How can I not know that I can still practice martial arts by playing with women and smoking? Is it true or false? "

The old ruffian said with a smile, "you don't want to play with women's smoking. You have to have skills. They all say 360 lines, and the line is the number one. Think about it. Some people have been cooking for a long time and become masters. Their martial arts skills are extremely high. "

"Some people create drunken boxing because they are drunk. That is to say, all roads lead to Rome. You don't have to jump around to practice martial arts. Martial arts is changeable. As long as you master the secrets, you will become a master of everything you do."

"In fact, long ago, there was a flower monk who invented a kind of Kung Fu between men and women, which is called joyful magic skill. This set of martial arts is suitable for your son to practice. When he succeeds, what Mo Xuan and Ba Xuan can do? Hang them directly! "

As soon as the old ruffian finished speaking, Mo Lei's eyes lit up, "happy magic skill? Wow, the name is very popular. I have to learn this kind of martial arts when I'm young. "

"Want to learn?" The old ruffian asked with a smile.

"Yes, of course. Who doesn't want to do such a good thing? Who is a bastard?" Murley roared excitedly.

"Well, if you want to learn, how many times can you have fun this night?"

On hearing this, the guy was energetic, and he puffed his cigarette, raised his head, and said boldly, "that's at least one or three times. How about it, isn't it? "

The old ruffian shook his head, "no, it's too far away. I tell you, if you want to learn your dragon master's joyful magic skill, you must reach ten times every night and last for 30 days. One day in the middle can't be broken. If you don't reach one time, you have to start from the beginning. When you get to these states in a month, you are qualified to practice some magical skills. At that time, you will come to see your dragon master. Your God master is telling you the secret of his magical skills, so as to make you famous overnight. "

Next to Jingjuan, she was startled. "Lord long, it's too demanding. Ten times a night, and it's going on for a month. Do you want my son's life?"

The old ruffian said with a smile in his heart, yes, you want his life. He said with a smile, "what are you afraid of? Even if he is dead, uncle long has the ability to cure and save him. Don't you hear that Mo Xuan has been forced to jump off the cliff and die, but he is not treated by your uncle long. "

"Ha ha, do you know why you are doing this? That is to expel all the toxins in his body, and then practice into fresh blood, so that his magic skill will become. This is called "to death and to posterity."

It's said that even if he dies, he can cure himself. Murray is very happy. He reaches out his hand to his mother excitedly. "Mom, you have nothing to say. Give me the money quickly. I'm going to practice martial arts."

Jingjuan still has doubts and hesitates to ask, "Lord long, is this OK?"

The old ruffian waved, "Niang xipi, why not? I can tell you that Moxuan has learned how to make medicine with me. When you entered his room just now, did you smell a fragrance? He was practicing medicine. Do you know what they do? Blood! They use blood as a guide. Think about it. If you are afraid of the wolf and the tiger, you will not teach your son. Anyway, it's not my son. What am I worried about. Do you think so? "Hearing the old ruffian say this, Jingjuan thinks of the fragrance in Yang Xingchen's room again. She says to me that his room is so fragrant. She is refining pills! Oh, yes, these days, xiebayan has been reporting to himself that Moxuan has collected a lot of herbs to go back. It's really practicing medicine pill!

Thinking of this, she nodded hard, "OK, son, mom will give you money. You must work harder, ten times a night. Think about it, that little beast of Moxuan puts his blood as a medicine guide every day in order to practice martial arts. Since he works so hard, you have to work harder!"

That Murray himself is very fond of these two, now heard that playing like this can still become a magic skill, of course, the interest has greatly increased, he patted the thin chest crackling, "mother, you can rest assured, let your son I do other things, your son I really have no interest, but if you want to say this, as long as the money is in place, I promise to complete the task!"

"Well, good son, mother will take money for you now. We must practice our magic skills, and then we will hang Mo Xuan and Yu Zhen!" Jingjuan said excitedly and went to get the money.