Chapter 1099

"No! You beat me with a big gold hammer just now, and I'll give you a cigarette? You think so Yang Xingchen is smoking, like a child.

The old ruffian scratched his head and said, "Niang xipi, your dragon uncle doesn't smoke you for nothing. How about your dragon uncle performing a show for you?"

Yang Xingchen was stunned, "show? You'll do a hammer show

The old ruffian nodded triumphantly, "right, right, your uncle long is a hammer show." At this point, the big golden hammer in his hand, like a monkey, yelled loudly, "little monkey, oh no, little hammer, turn a somersault for heaven to see!"

What makes people speechless is that the big golden hammer is really flying in the air, jumping like a monkey somersault. Yang Xingchen can feel completely, this is not the old ruffian himself throw up, so deliberately somersault. It's the hammer that's flipping in the air.

Yang Xingchen immediately for a long time speechless, "lying exercise, you two are really a pair of best! One dares to say and one dares to act! I can't do without admiration

The old ruffian mixed up the wine and took a few mouthfuls. He shook his leg with pride and said, "that's right. You don't want to see who your dragon uncle is! Can the things I teach not listen to me? Who said that, dragon born dragon, phoenix born phoenix, your big golden hammer born by dragon master can make holes! Oh no, it's not a hole, it's a show! Come on, big golden hammer, don't patronize somersault. Go and ask your brother for a cigarette for me. Now that we've performed, we've got to be a little more affordable. "

The big golden hammer really flew to Yang Xingchen. Yang Xingchen said in his heart that he was surprised. In this way, the golden hammer had more thoughts than his magic sword. It was a living creature among the living creatures. The old ruffian could get it, which was also the creation of the old ruffian.

Yang Xingchen took out a cigarette and put it on the gold hammer. The gold hammer immediately flew to the old ruffian. After the old ruffian took off the cigarette, the gold hammer flew into the old ruffian's chest.

After the old ruffian ordered a good cigarette, he took a mouthful of tobacco and wine and showed off to Yang Xingchen, "what's up, God damn it, how's your treasure, uncle long?"

"Yes, it's a living treasure! At least with it, you will not be afraid of starvation when you are old, and you can go out to play monkey acrobatics Yang Xingchen said with a smile.

The old ruffian came over with a smile and said seriously, "god damn it, your uncle long is here to tell you that your uncle long can win this time because he is attacked by the electric cannon you gave him. You also know about sneak attacks, but one can't be more than two. Next time there are two friends, they won't be cheated by you again. "

"I'm not afraid of you, Mr. long. I can't beat you. But your family all live there, so I advise you to go back with me. In case there's something wrong, it's convenient for you, isn't it? "

Yang Xingchen nodded, "OK, I'll go back to live with you!"

In this way, Yang Xingchen went back to Mohism. Of course, when he arrived at Mohism, he was not idle. He went to the back garden, found a place where there was no one, and looked up to observe the sky.

You know, to observe the sky, it is not necessary to observe in the daytime. It is better to observe 24 hours continuously, so as to understand the mystery of the universe.

At this moment, in the middle of the night, Yang Xingchen was looking up and was absorbed. Suddenly, a fragrant wind came from behind him. At the same time, he was tightly hugged by a pair of small hands. At the same time, a delicate body was close to him, and his back neck was also kissed by the other party.

Yang Xingchen thought it was mo Yuzhen. But after the kiss, he said, "don't be sad, Xianggong. Although you don't know martial arts, no one looks down on you. Why can't you get along with yourself?"

Yang Xingchen heard the body shake, I go, this is Shitong?

Yang Xingchen's embarrassment! Suddenly, when he was about to die, he found that he could not move himself. This surprise is really not trivial, it is appropriate that they were given the rhythm of acupoints!

Although Yang Xingchen is already an immortal, it is impossible to be restricted by acupoints. It seems that the soul's acupoint is a kind of magic point for the other person. Even if you are touched by the spirit, it's a kind of magic point!

The body can't move. Yang Xingchen is about to speak, but he is frightened to find that his mouth can't move either. At this time, Shitong behind him said shyly, "Xianggong, since I married you, I have spent every time in the house. It's so boring. There is no one here tonight. Let's have a romance here

"I'll go, no, I'm not your husband, I'm Yang Xingchen, sister, don't do it!" Yang Xingchen screamed wildly in his heart.

But to his disappointment, Shitong was not the worm in his stomach, and he didn't know what he thought in his heart. Others were in need of romance in their shyness, so what he thought!

It is said that young women are much more courageous than young girls. No, Shitong, who has not been married for a month, is much more courageous than before. Like a snake, she swam from behind Yang Xingchen to the front of her body. As for what she did in front of her body, she had to rely on her own brain.Two hours later, the romantic Shitong is much more beautiful than before. This is not nonsense. You know, when she fell in love with Moxuan, Moxuan was just an ordinary man. Of course, she didn't change much.

But Yang Xingchen is an immortal. Can the quality be the same. At this time, if Shitong looked in the mirror, he would find that he was younger and more beautiful than before.

"Hee hee, Xianggong, get up and get dressed. If you lie here like this, how ugly it is to be seen by the servants." Shitong first kisses Yang Xingchen on the face, then gets up and puts on his clothes.

Yang Xingchen wants to die. He screams in his heart. God is the witness. I'm not voluntary. I'm forced. My body was ordered.

Suddenly, he thought that he was in a hurry for two hours.

"Hee hee, Xianggong, why don't you wear it or be so scared? There's no one in the middle of the night! " After wearing clothes, Shitong looks at Yang Xingchen with deep love.