Wang Hongyun hummed like a pig, "hum, I can only comfort myself in this way. Boss, the reason why I became a pig has a lot to do with the time when we made our obeisance. Ma De, as soon as you call me second, I think I'm second elder martial brother. It's not, it's coming true. This is the so-called Murphy's law

"The Murphy's law of fart, you were hurt like this by that water ice guy. We must take revenge." Yang Xingchen said angrily.

Wang Hongyun of course is straight point pig head, "yes, yes, this revenge is not a pig! But boss, do you have any way to change your brother back? It's not a matter to be a pig all the time

Yang Xingchen felt his chin in some embarrassment. With his own skill, even if the second child left a small bone, he could make his bones grow into muscles and grow up again.

But now his body has turned to ashes. It's hard for a skillful woman to make a meal without rice. If you don't give yourself this raw material, how can you operate it!

Seeing Yang Xingchen frowning, Wang Hongyun was flustered. He opened his big pig's mouth and began to cry sadly. "Wuwu, boss, you don't really have no way, do you? I can't really let my brother be a pig all the time. I won't tell you anything else, that is, how can you let my brother meet people when we return to the earth in the future! "

"Then you and the third one will become the Buddha and the king. What about me? I've become a big fat pig. How can I go to see Jiangdong father

The old ruffian burst out laughing heartlessly, "Niang xipi, what's the difficulty? From tomorrow on, you'll learn to walk on two legs, and then learn to dress. Well, it's better to let the hell go back to the earth and find some live broadcast women for you. Those women's make-up skills are just like magic. No matter how ugly the women are, they are all first-class beauties. "

"By then, Bao will make you look like a super handsome pig! He is prince charming, you are prince pig, how good, this is called unusual way! After you go back, you will also open a live room. The name of the live room is the second elder martial brother's live room. "

"When they see a big white pig, they will not only look so handsome, but also talk. That guy is a pigskin man! The real white beauty! If not, you can attract Chang'e to the world! "

"By the way, by the way, you can also publish a book and write your autobiography. The name is what Chang'e and I have to say! Then you can write a new media style, named shock! He turned into a beast. Is this a moral degradation or a beast in clothes? I promise to make you a lot of money. Don't forget to invite Mr. long to drink. "

Wang Hongyun almost died of anger. After staring at the old ruffian, he didn't want to eat any more rice. He turned and walked to the bedside and fell to the bed with a plop. The pig howled, "hum, I can't go back to my life any more. When I was human, I didn't feel the importance of my body at all. Now that I have lost it, I know the value of my body! "

Howl here, pig eye accidentally saw a hair on the head of the bed, he took it up and howled, "hum, miserable, two hundred jin body, now only one hair. The hair, the hair, the second master will eat you up, which means that the second master is still a man! "

Just about to open his mouth, Yang Xingchen cried out excitedly, "wait!"

The sound of the voice made Wang Hongyun shake his paw and turn over to ask excitedly, "boss, do you think of a way to save me?"

Yang Xingchen said with a smile, "hair, although I have never used a hair to save people, it should be OK in principle. No matter, how can we know if it's ok if we don't try! "

Two goods can be happy to hear, whine, excited to get up, holding Yang Xingchen and jumping. Tears of happiness flow, "ouch, boss, that's great. I knew you would have a way. I knew there was nothing you couldn't do in the world. That's great. The second master can be a new man again. "

Yang Xingchen is also a burst of happiness, said with a smile, "well, you don't go crazy, give me your hair quickly."

Hair?

Two goods suddenly froze, this pig paw on look, that pig paw on look, in addition to a paw of pig hair, which have human hair.

He got up all of a sudden and said, "Oh, it's still on my paw just now. Why it's gone now? Boss, Lao long, help me to find it together. It's an important raw material for me to become a human being. I can't lose it! "

Three people immediately looked for a long time, but still did not find. At this time, Mo Yuzhen came and said that the servants had been waiting in the hall for a long time, and two of them even fainted in pain. Ask Yang Xingchen when he will come to help them.

Yang Xingchen patted the back of his head and said, "Oh, I forgot about my servant! Second, you and the old ruffian are looking here slowly. Yuzhen and I went to the front yard first to cure the injury of jiadingmen. " Then he followed Mo Yuzhen to the front yard.

Twenty minutes later, Yang Xingchen had cured all the servants' injuries. When he returned to the second room, he saw the second looking nervous and puzzled staring at the two hairs on the table. Yang Xingchen asked happily, "second, have you found it?"Wang Hongyun said, "yes, boss. It's just that these two hairs were found on the ground. I dare not say whether they belong to me or not. After all, the room I live in is a Mohist guest room. Before I came in, there must have been others. Although Mohist servants often clean their hair, there may still be hair that hasn't been swept away. "

"If one of these two hairs is mine, it's easy to say. If neither of them is mine, it will not only waste your time, but also create two people. Isn't it a waste of money to eat with two more mouths?"

"Get out of the way, I'll see!" Yang Xingchen came over and said.

After Wang Hongyun got out of his way, he picked up a hair, injected the magic power into it, and looked inside with his eyes. This one saw to smile, "old two don't panic, this is your."

"Really? Wow, that's great. I'll tell you, there's no such thing as boss you can't do. Boss, it's really the greatest blessing for a brother to be a brother with you in his life. Boss, brother has decided to be your master in the next life, and you will be my pet dog! Brother, I want to repay you well! "

Yang Xingchen hears a Leng, "what thing? I'll be the dog, you the master? Is this a special way to repay me? Are you sure you're not taking advantage of me? "