Chapter 279: There are hooligans!

The carriage walked up the official road, and the ground became slightly smoother.

The pink horse has a strange color, pulls the cart very well, and is full of power.

The tasseled carriage is spacious, despite the gaudy decorations, it is very comfortable to sit in, just like a small boudoir.

After Li Haitang enlightened her, Miss Zhang's focus shifted, and she turned to ask Liusu about the secret recipe for having a child. Her family's situation was different from that of her uncle's, and she needed an heir to support her.

"Ruyi, if the son didn't crawl out of your stepmother's stomach, if the vixen wanted to raise him in his arms, and record it under her name as his son, your younger brother will still be divorced from you in the future."

Liusu knows the secrets of some big families and reminds Zhang Ruyi.

"It's what my father said. The vixen seems to have fallen out of favor."

Zhang Ruyi is married, and I heard that his father has not been close to women for a long time, so maybe there is something wrong with his body?

But if there is a problem, Cuiping can't just go to it.

The vixen fell out of favor, and Zhang Ruyi felt secretly refreshed. Just pulling one from the street is better than that hypocritical one. I don't know when my father became blind, so he insisted on finding such a thing as a sequel.

"Then what kind does your father like? You can help him find one according to his preference."

Liusu came up with a bad idea, which was always written in the scriptures, to find a powerful concubine, and to sing against the wife of the main house.

Anyway, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind.

"luv't…"

Zhang Ruyi looked at Liusu's face, and finally gritted her teeth. She still couldn't lie, and said bluntly, "I like you like this!"

tassel:…

I thought of a bad idea, but why did I feel like I was shooting myself in the foot?

Li Haitang was rubbing her belly, she couldn't do it anymore, she was about to laugh out loud, the dog officer likes tassels, where did he start?

Anyway, she didn't see that Zhang Zheng had this hobby.

"Zhang Ruyi, tell me clearly why your father likes me like this?"

The underlying meaning of Tassel is, "What kind of person am I?" However, with Miss Zhang's IQ, she can't understand it very well.

"My dad likes to visit brothels."

Zhang Ruyi couldn't hold back her words without thinking. In fact, his father went to the brothel to find someone to play chess. Only the sisters there dared not dislike his father's stinky chess basket.

Liusu took out the small bronze mirror, took out another photo from the left, and looked at her gorgeous face with makeup effect, like an old hen whose feet had been stepped on sorely, and shouted, "Zhang Ruyi, get out of the carriage!"

She is so like a brothel sister? really?

"This is really there."

Not only that, but the taste is also strange enough, Li Haitang dare not say it, he can only say it silently in his heart, telling the truth is easy to be silenced, even if not, Tassel still has a series of itchy fans and laughing fans in his hand.

The sun was shining brightly, and it was already past noon. After driving for a whole morning, a group of people stopped at a tea shed by the side of the road.

There are two thatched houses in the tea shed, where an old couple buys some steamed buns, meat pies, steamed buns, tea, and supplies for passers-by.

When she was away from home, she couldn't follow the standards of restaurants, and Liusu was a tricky person, so she sent her personal maid to borrow the kitchen to make oily and spicy noodles.

"I really didn't see it, Liusu, your coachman is a maid."

The other party was dressed in a man's attire and was driving in front of him. Li Haitang didn't pay attention at all.

The oily and spicy noodles sounded mouth-watering, and she strongly demanded to taste them.

"No problem, I guarantee you a good meal."

Liusu got out of the carriage, walked around the door of the tea shed, and sat for the whole morning, her waist ached and her legs ached.

"Haitang, you don't know, oily spicy peppers are not ordinary chili oil." In terms of production, they are very particular. First of all, they are not chili peppers from the north, but Qin peppers from the south, mixed with peanuts, sesame seeds, and some auxiliary ingredients. Stir evenly , then pour in the cooked oil, add the farmhouse’s balsamic vinegar, mix it directly in the dough, add a few small green vegetables, put bean sprouts and braised pork on the bottom of the bowl

, a bowl out.

Li Haitang had never been to the south, and now she was plagued by bad luck, so she had to wait before going out.

After a short break, she and Zhang Ruyi went to the carriage to look at the blue clothes.

Lan Yi was well taken care of by Ji Qiu, eating and drinking was fine, but he couldn't see red, he was afraid of strangers, at first he saw the two of them shivering, now he relaxed a little bit, but he still didn't recognize anyone, and his mind was blurred.

Liusu didn't have a good solution, she couldn't cure this kind of insanity.

Li Haitang discovered that a poison doctor and a genius doctor are two different things. Tassel's specialty is to kill people, or even make life worse than death, while he himself is to save people from suffering, cure diseases and save people. Such a comparison makes it clear which is better.

The two talked with Lan Yi for a while, then they heard noises coming from outside the carriage.

A bodyguard team passed by, and the big man in black who was the leader smiled when he saw that Liusu was alone.

"Little lady, how much money is there for one night?"

In the mountains and fields, there is a little lady who comes out to pick up customers, maybe a villager, who comes here to sell meat, the price is right, and the two of them can find it in a carriage or roll around in a grass.

The big man has been walking darts for many years, and he has often met him. Seeing Liusu's appearance, he immediately thought about it.

Tsk tsk, I haven't relieved it for a month, it's rare to meet such a good product, the price is more expensive, and he accepts it.

"How about a tael of silver?"

After the big man finished speaking, he stared straight at Tassel's chest. Looking at the bulging chest, shouldn't it be stuffed with cotton?

The last time I found one, it was called cheating. It was obviously a flat plate, and he had to use a cotton pad to make it protruding. He gave the money and found that he was very fooled.

"Don't pretend to be lofty, we are all rough people, it's simple, one word, do it!"

With a straw in his mouth, the big man went straight to Liusu, but Liusu blushed and his chest heaved up and down with anger.

On average, I go out once and meet one apprentice, why are there two today?

Liusu felt sad again when she thought of Zhang Ruyi's uprightness.

When she was sold as a child bride-in-law at the age of eight, the family suspected that she was hooking up with the men in the village, but she was only eight years old and didn't understand anything!

Fortunately, she didn't die by hanging, and learned a whole body of skills. She picked some powder from her purse and shot the man twice.

For a moment, the man felt that something was wrong under his body, as if, his whole body was hot, and he couldn't stand it anymore!

"Quick, come and vent the fire on the uncle!"

The man's face was red and his ears were red, and finally he went crazy. He immediately took off his shirt and was about to take off his pants.

"Ahhh, hooligan!"

There were female family members around, and after seeing this, they yelled in panic, but the man didn't stop at all, he took off all his clothes, drooling, and went straight to the tasseled pink horse.

"Little lady, hurry up and give the uncle a kiss."

The man put his arms around the pink-haired horse and kissed it, only to see that the surroundings were completely silent, and everyone stopped what they were doing, and they all froze on the spot. What's wrong with this? Are you crazy? It was the first time that everyone saw each other hugging a stallion.