"Oh! This is not my defeated general Du Bishu! Yes? To challenge me today
At the gate of the community's elderly activity center, Wang Jiaming, dressed in a sky blue coat, held her chest in both hands. She disdained to shake the elegant bangs and said to Du Bishu, who stopped him.
As for panda next door, just ignore it.
That guy's Yo Yo is a piece of shit. A conceited person like Wang Jiaming disdains him as an opponent.
Du Bishu was not angry when he was ridiculed.
In other words, he has long held back his big moves and didn't care about Wang Jiaming's provocation.
"Wang Jiaming, dare you change your game?"
Wang Jiaming pulled the ball from his trouser pocket and asked in doubt, "what do you want to play with me?"
On Du Bishu's face, he appeared to have a winning face, and slowly presented the "magic weapon" that he had spent a week buying breakfast.
"Balala energy - sarosharo - whole body change of the little devil immortal ~
When Du Bishu sacrificed the Magic Flute and pressed the start button, the hole lights of the flute lit up, and Wang Jiaming's original confident expression collapsed.
He stepped back two steps in panic.
Du Bishu took the opportunity to approach, and the magic flute pointed to Wang Jiaming.
"Wang Jiaming, can you recognize it?"
"No I don't know... "
Wang Jiaming's panicked appearance makes panda and Du Bishu happy.
Little overlord, you also have today!
Wang Jiaming wants to run, but Pan Da grabs the hem of his clothes quickly. Du Bishu follows, and the two force the poor overlord to the corner.
"What do you want! I said I don't know this thing, I I don't compare this with you... "
Wang Jiaming took out the yo yo in a panic and said in a tone of begging for mercy: "let's compare the yo yo! I only use one hand to compare with you... "
Yo yo?
Oh!
Du Bishu said with a sneer: "when you die, you still have to quibble, dada! Go on
"Coming!"
Panda quickly took the folded poster out of his trouser pocket and spread it out to smooth out the wrinkles.
The poster is a printed picture of Wang Jiaming's trumpet and the magic flute.
Wang Jiaming glared at them and asked in disbelief, "how do you know that's my trumpet? impossible! I haven't added any acquaintances to my trumpet, and the space has access restrictions... "
Panda forked her waist and laughed like a boisterous orangutan: "on your poor question, can you beat me hard?"
There are too many "black history" in Wang Jiaming's trumpet. In order to protect himself, he set up problems for the space access of trumpet.
The answer to the question, in his opinion, is insoluble.
The question is, "my birthday?"
On the surface, this question should be well answered. After all, Wang Jiaming's birthday is not a secret. But in fact, the answer set by Wang Jiaming is not his birthday, but his mother's birthday.
His mother's birthday, let alone ordinary people, even his father does not remember.
Is this a question that ordinary people can answer?
Panda did it!
He didn't do anything, just went to ask his father and mother's birthday when Wang Jiaming was not at home.
He was just guessing casually, but I didn't expect that he was really fooled! Wang Jiaming this guy actually set the parents' birthday!
"Ha ha ha
Pan Da and Du Bishu laugh wildly. They really deserve to be beaten.
After getting the code, they learned all the black historical evidence of Wang Jiaming, including but not limited to playing with girl's toys, wearing a princess skirt by her mother, drawing a penguin on her buttocks by her cousin, wanting to be a girl when she was a child, and Li Yan, who liked the third class next door
This feeling of controlling the fate of others!
How cool!
"They're laughing..."
Wang Jiaming clenched his hands in a daze.
Being picked out so much black history, can he be a bully in this district? Will a little brother recognize him as the boss?
Thinking of this, Wang Jiaming was afraid.
Seeing that Wang Jiaming had been scared out of his wits, Du Bishu and Pan Da looked at each other and said with a smile: "well, Wang Jiaming, now give you a chance. When I see my name as brother Du and Pan Da as brother pan, we won't tell you about it."
"Really?" Wang Jiaming said in surprise.
Du Bishu raised his head like a proud Swan: "is there any fake? How kind-hearted your brother Du is, and how can you care about your past gratitude and resentment? "
"Brother Du!"
Wang Jiaming resolutely bowed his head, and after calling Du Bishu, he called out to Pan Da: "brother pan!"
"Ah! What a lovely little brother
It's comfortable.
The two thieves throw the printed pictures to Wang Jiaming and leave laughing.Wang Jiaming was bewildered with grief and indignation, but he did not dare to shake people to help. What if the two thieves turned around and said something?
Jiaming, a little villainous bully in Zhonghai, doesn't want face?
Well, it's hard.
After bullying Wang Jiaming, Du Bishu rarely invited Pan Da to eat several leek pork stuffing at Laowang's baozi shop.
While gnawing on steamed buns, the two strolled along the artificial lake in the community.
"Dada! My old enemy has been defeated by me. I feel that life has lost its meaning. Now I can't even raise my spirit to play yo yo. What do you think I should do? " Du Bishu chewed the steamed bun and said vaguely.
Panda glanced at her good friend and said scornfully, "do you think you are invincible?"
"Isn't it?"
Du Bishu was disappointed and said: "if you look at the community, who dares to play ball in front of my late night lover Du Bishu?"
"There are only a few people in the community You can go to yo yo World Series! There are so many masters there
Yo yo World Series?
Du Bishu's calming fighting spirit suddenly surged into his heart, swallowing the meat in his mouth and clenching his fists: "it's reasonable! Wang Bishu, the end of my world, will not be my destination
"Where to sign up?"
"I don't know. Go to the bulletin board at the gate of the community. I remember there are posters." Panda shook his head.
Two people step up, like a gust of wind rushed to the front of the bulletin board at the door of the community.
"Pengda cup Yo Yo Yo world competition Players need to prepare their own special yo yo ball, PD photon spirit, to register. Other yo yo balls cannot be registered... "
Seeing this, Du Bishu was stunned.
You have to buy a special yo yo for the game?
Photon Sprite?
Is my sprint meteor not strong enough?
They then came to a toy store, under the guidance of the "enthusiastic" boss, they saw the extremely beautiful packaging and touching price of PD photon Genie!
"Yoyo World Series designated for the competition ball, with explosive spin outer ring system, can idle for 10 minutes!"
PD photon sprite!
Price: 250 yuan!
"I don't deserve to sign up..."
Seeing the price, Du Bishu quietly shed tears of poverty.
"What's that? There's a limited number of photon elves, 9999! If it wasn't for my wife who was in charge of the accounts, I would have done the same... "
The sparsely haired boss sighed.
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