C27

When Chen Gang saw me still standing at the entrance of the washroom with a straight back, his face turned livid with rage! He ran in front of me and ordered, "Li Zheng, get the hell back!"

According to the arrangement, Chen Gang would temporarily send a guest to a Japanese squad leader in the movie. I wanted to laugh when I saw that he was wearing this set of Japanese military uniform with big ears that looked like Zhu Bajie's.

I stammered, "Sorry, sector captain, I, I … I still haven't finished using the toilet!"

Chen Gang frowned and said, "I didn't finish using the toilet. What are you standing at the door for? Hurry up and go!" No one will stop you! "

I didn't want to tell Chen Gang that Yang Lina was in the toilet. In a moment of desperation, I clutched my stomach. "District Captain, my thing is a bit of a stomachache. [I finished it just now.]

He went to the toilet, but as soon as he came out, he felt something pushing against his butt. I was afraid that I would have to go back to the bathroom, so I decided to start brewing here.

He would only go back after he was done with it! Just give me a few minutes, just a few minutes -- "

After hearing my excuse, Chen Gang could not help but point at me with a wry smile. "But …"

Before he could finish, a gush of air in my stomach rushed up my ass, and a loud fart as rhythmic as a machine gun fired in perfect harmony through my pants. And this …

The string of bullshit allowed Chen Gang to believe my lies. He pinched his nose and waved his hand, "You little rascal, you are so f * cking talented that you can release your own rhythm by farting! I'll give you five minutes.

"Prepare the time you need, make haste and solve the problem!"

Chen Gang turned his head away and I patted my pounding heart.

It's obviously a good deed, why do I feel like I'm a thief?

I continued to be a goalkeeper, but a minute had passed and Yang Lina still hadn't come out! I can't help but feel a little anxious. You're inside solving a physical problem, and I'm worried about you at the door...

However, thinking about it, this was a good thing! It is my pleasure to escort the angel!

Just when I was humming a tune in glee while waiting for Yang Lina to return, a familiar figure dashed towards me.

It was actually Houben Rui! That old soldier who taught me a lesson because I used to use his name!

At this moment, he looked to be in an extremely sorry state. Clutching his stomach, he ran over. He was also wearing a Japanese soldier's uniform, and his big, flickering ears moved up and down against the breeze. Add to that Houbéry's body deviation

Fatty, wearing a Japanese army cap, like a Japanese version of Zhu Bajie!

He clutched his stomach and wanted to rush into the toilet, but I held him back with my legs spread wide. "You can't go in there!"

Hou Ben Rui frowned and glared at me. I'm pulling my pants up! Get out of my way! "

I was stunned. I thought to myself, an old veteran is an old veteran. To enter the drama so quickly and start speaking Japanese birdsong?

I stopped him firmly. "Wait!"

Hou Benli was thoroughly enraged. He swung his fist towards my chest and said, "You fucking soldier, you want to be the head of the toilet, don't you?"

I staggered back and argued, "Can we not always be so aggressive? Let me tell you, is it not the same for you to go to the toilet over there under special circumstances? "

The veins on Hou Ben Rui's neck popped out anxiously. "Fuck, so what if laozi has to go to this toilet?" I don't get it. Why do you always do such shitty things? Ah? You hold a grudge, right? Me

What the hell is stopping you from going to the toilet? "

After he finished cursing, he continued to barge in.

Of course, I couldn't let him succeed. I stretched out my arms to stop him. "You can't go in there!"

Hou Ben Rui angrily stomped his foot. "F * ck your mother!" You want to fight me today, don't you? "

Hauptmann, the old sergeant, had spent years on military rations, and he always liked to scold people.

I was disgusted by the way he swore at me, but out of respect for the veterans, I held back. But when Ben decided I was going to make things difficult for him, he pulled away from me and tried to teach me a lesson.

I've made up my mind to be a good soldier since the retreat. However, the impression I left on you was too bad. No matter how hard I tried, it was all to no avail. I am the number one scammer in the entire army! "

The number, always on my head, can't be removed.

Not only had he cursed, but he had also used force. Blind fists and legs bloomed on me. As I dodged and guarded the position firmly, I felt wronged: Who am I, Li, to provoke?

Who, in order to protect a female military doctor going to the toilet, was killed by a veteran? If he was to consider the matter of the two female doctors, it would be akin to having just one person …

The square inch women's restroom where I was hiding should not cause me to suffer such grievances!

Perhaps it was because of the force of the blow, but there was a loud noise, and he suddenly stopped moving, frozen in place.

My intuition told me that he was probably in his pants!

It's over. He had caused a huge mess this time! Hou Ben Rui showed an expression of discomfort, and his mouth was twisted like a fried dough twist. He looked at me angrily, gritting his teeth, and said to himself, "Burst out, burst out, still motherfucker!"

It erupted. "Li Zheng, you f * cking …"

After he scolded her, the moment his butt exploded out, he followed suit! He seemed to be in a hurry, so much so that he had to pull his pants down under strenuous exercise.

I was both amused and sympathetic, and of course I felt the pain of being punched.

In the nick of time, a sweet yet powerful voice sounded: "Stop! When a soldier fights with a volunteer, what are his abilities? "

Turning his head, he saw Yang Lina emerge from the bathroom and stare fiercely at Hou Benrui.

Hauptverwaltungsgebaude was stupefied and stood rooted to the spot. Only now did he understand the whole story. He even explained to Yang Lina like a mouse seeing a cat, "Dr. Yang, this, this, right?"

I'm sorry I didn't know you were in the toilet! "

After hesitating for a long time, Hou Ben ran like a rat, ignoring the fact that his pants were already blooming.

I couldn't help but sigh. What a pity!

Yang Lina changed her demeanor and asked with concern, "Did, did he hit you?"

I frowned. "You still ask when you know it!"

"Then why didn't you tell him that I was inside?"

I reasoned, "Since I've agreed to guard the door for you, I must keep this a secret and protect your dignity. Do you know that in many people's eyes, angels do not need to go to the toilet? "

Young Lina looked at me in surprise, not understanding what I meant. I realized that I had said something that seemed to be true, and I quickly changed the subject. "Why did you take so long to get out?"

Yang Lina's face immediately flushed red. She did not reply, but instead lowered her head slightly. He had just been beaten and scolded for no reason at all. What was the name of that old officer? Why was his temper so explosive? Old Fur Thief,

This doctor will definitely avenge you! "

I said smilingly, "Don't! I will avenge myself. It's normal for veterans to beat new recruits and curse them! "

Yang Lina said, "You're already a second year, but you're a veteran now!"

I said, "The veterans of the second year can't be counted as veterans. It's normal for old comrade to curse a few times. "

Yang Lina looked at me in disbelief, as if she had discovered a new continent. How did your understanding of the mind suddenly rise to such a level? "

I used this opportunity to say, "It is my fortune to be able to defend the toilet and receive scolding and beating."

Yang Lina clicked her tongue and said, "You're annoying!" Such glib words! "

I chuckled and walked back to the set with relief.

After leading the prop gun, the crew emphasized a few more sentences before we were led to the 'Battle' position and officially started filming.

Under the arrangement of the filming crew, the scene from the days of the Resistance War was replayed. After we arrived, the director personally used the loudspeaker to explain to us the matters of note, the shooting officially began.

Actually, we, the impromptu actors, only had less than a minute of performance time, but the director was very slow when he called for a halt. Amongst the ranks of the Eighth Route Army, I'm mixed up with the other side.

The Japs looked at each other from afar. It was as if he had traveled to a distant era of the War of Resistance.

The hundreds of visitors from the Eighth Route 8 Army held their weapons as they charged again and again.

Then there was the bayonet fight. As a matter of fact, the bayonet juggler didn't have a silhouette of me at all. I only had a short few seconds of physical combat with the Japs. "However, the heavens are against me, fight me!

His opponent was actually the old officer who had bullied me several times before, Hou Ben Rui. As the saying goes, enemies don't meet. This guy wasn't a good person to begin with. If he were to wear a Japanese military uniform, he would look even more similar than real.

I don't know if I was too engrossed, or just vented out all the resentment I had. I did a fake act of pressing the Japanese devil, Hou Benrui, to the ground and giving him a good spanking!

That's weird, I don't know if he's trying to cooperate with the plot, or if he's really stunned by me, but he doesn't have the slightest chance to retaliate.

The ending was cruel: I had knocked out two front teeth, and there was blood all over his face!

If it wasn't for the martial arts director pulling me back, I don't know when this fist of mine would have stopped.

This matter immediately alarmed all the leaders. The Company Leader of the Company Leaders came and looked at the bloody face of the 'Japanese scum' Hou Ben Rui. The Company Leader almost shouted in anger: "Li Zheng, you f * cking came.

You really want to fight? "

If it wasn't for sector captain Chen Gang pulling me over, the squadron leader would definitely have come to suppress me by force. He was famous for his temper.

I argued, "I, I was too, too, too engrossed in me!"

The Company Leader frowned, he pulled open the top button of the uniform and scolded: "I do not believe in this! I can't cure you, you scammer! "

At this moment, the 'meekness' that the Company Leader had shown in front of me in the recent period of time abruptly came to a halt.

In his heart, I've always been a real scammer.

The sector captain held onto his arm and advised: "Captain, let's forget about it! "You're making a ruckus like this and luring the captain over, that's not even worth it!"

The Company Leader frowned and looked at Chen Gang, "Who's making such a fuss?" This is the fucking army you're leading! "

Chen Gang flaunted and symbolically berated me a few times, wanting to reduce the matter to a smaller matter. The Company Leader refused, insisting on taking me seriously.

In the end, the director also came out to plead for me, saying that I was a good seedling for filming. The Company Leader was so angry that his nose was crooked. He scolded the director, "Is his acting really good?" All right, you give us

I want him to be an actor in your crew. I want to see if he can become a heavenly empress star!

All the people tried to persuade me, and the squadron leader finally gave up and decided to settle the score with me after the filming.

Like this, the filming continued and the scene returned to the era of the war of resistance.

The scene that was originally less than a minute old was filmed for a whole four to five hours. The director strives to make every detail the best possible.

Under his command, we charged again and again, fighting with bayonets …" They were both sweating profusely.

Our part of the show was over, and we were finally relieved. However, there were still many unlucky people who had their faces and bodies smeared by the makeup artist, leaving them to play the role of corpses.

Since it was filmed separately, we didn't see Yang Lina. She was playing the role of a female medic and would probably be filming the scene inside.

At noon, after returning to the squadron exhausted, the entire squadron was in an uproar!

I became a legend.