Yang Ping has a black face.
He can't dream of the old man chatting with his wife. The first sentence is like this, but only he dares to do so. His wife's cultivation is all over the sky. Who dares to disrespect?
But he really can't accept that his master is so shameless. He is... Shameless than himself. He blushes when he listens.
Yang Ping wanted to dig a hole and jump down.
"If you don't answer, it's default. I'll marry you in the eight lift sedan chair. Big beauty, we've agreed. Tomorrow is the day."
"Don't talk or hang up. Ha ha, I know that when I'm sincere, gold and stone are open. The talk time is ten seconds longer than last time, Oye."
"Big beauty, you say a word. My heart is itchy. Be careful of the liver beating."
Yang Ping wanted to smash the phone. He endured it and let it go, because it wasn't his own phone and smashed his wife's phone. It is estimated that he will die worse later.
With an embarrassed smile, Yang Ping glanced at his wife quietly.
"Eh, why don't you talk? Big beauty, it hurts me if you don't talk."
"It's me!"
Yang Ping said angrily, "what the hell are you doing? You think women all over the world can flirt, right?"
“……”
The other end of the phone was startled and dared not say anything except embarrassing laughter.
"Bastard, you seem to despise me. You think I'm old and useless, don't you? I'm not finished with you. Come and let me kill you."
A moment later, the old man shouted angrily.
Yang Ping said sarcastically, "I don't seem to despise you, but really despise you. I've never seen you so shameless. If you don't want face, I still want face."
"Do you want to worry about me?"
The old man scolded me, "I'm going to pick up girls. If you're okay, I'll hang up. Unfortunately, I thought it was a beautiful woman who took the initiative to call me."
"I'm going in."
Yang Ping suddenly said.
"Where are you going? The place where women lie? I knew you had no conscience. Some women don't call me. Who, is it the body of nine yin?"
"The land of creation."
Yang pingqiang endured his anger and gritted his teeth.
"What!"
The old man was frightened and shouted, "are you tired of going to that place? Or are you Yasheng?"
"No."
Yang Ping said helplessly.
"No?" the old man's cry was very loud. Yang Ping's ear was almost cracked. "You didn't go to Yasheng. You'll die."
Yang Ping smiled bitterly.
"Are you lovelorn and don't want to live?" the old man thought for a moment, attributed the reason to emotional problems, and advised, "I said, bunny, it's just lovelorn. Zhu Xi doesn't want it. There are so many beautiful women in the world. Look at your master. In order to practice, ascetic monks all over the world don't force me. Therefore, look open. It's really not good. I'll help you find one that is 100 times more beautiful than Zhu Xi. There's no problem."
"What do you like, ladies?"
"Little Jasper?"
"Bold and unrestrained?"
"Protrusion and kyphosis?"
“……”
The old man said a lot, but Yang Ping didn't recover. He sighed, looked at the bamboo forest and said, "old man, I haven't begged you in my life."
"What the hell do you want, rabbit?"
The old man realized that something was wrong. His apprentice knew that he would scold him in the past, but now he is weak and short of breath.
"I must go in."
Yang Ping said in a deep voice.
"No!"
The old man refused directly.
"What exactly do you want? I've told you. Who hasn't been lovelorn when he was young? I've been wandering before women all my life, but I'm still blind. The saint of Cihang Jingzhai grew old with me, but I didn't expect to be used by her. I'm angry when I think about it. By the way, I'll help you catch the saint of Cihang Jingzhai. You'll be responsible for expanding her stomach. I'll do it Look, the saint who is the most holy place in the world has no face when she is upset! "
The more he said, the more angry he became. The old man almost went to the holy land to catch people.
With a cold face, Mrs. Zhu hummed, "don't pretend. You really want to catch people. I can spread the world and let everyone know. How about it?"
“……”
The old man immediately lost his temper and said with a smile, "forget it, I'm a good man."
"What the hell is going on, son of a bitch?"
The old man didn't want to continue. He changed the subject and asked.
Mrs. Zhu said coldly, "your apprentice is useless and wants to go into the land of creation. He passes all the Qi of nine yang to Zhu Xi. He still has half a year to live."
Silence.
A dead silence.
Serious.
Unprecedented dignity.
The other end of the phone took a deep breath. Obviously, he was scared to death when he heard this. After a long time, the old man sighed, "maybe this is God's will."
"Didn't you say that God's will is a fart?" Mrs. Zhu couldn't help sarcastically.
"Fate is hard to break, I thought..." hesitated, the old man said with a bitter smile, "forget it, don't mention it, bamboo snow, you go and catch Zhu Xi, strip it and lie in bed. This is the only way to save him."
“……”
Mrs. Zhu's face was gloomy and her eyes showed her murderous intention.
Cough.
Yang Ping didn't want the atmosphere to be too embarrassing. He hurriedly said, "master, this is my attention. Don't embarrass Zhu Xi. I've decided to go in and fight."
"You'll never get up after you go in." the old man didn't have a good way.
“……”
It's yellow language again. Fortunately, Zhuxue is used to it.
"OK?"
The old man said calmly.
"OK!"
Yang Ping said in a deep voice.
"There are a lot of beauties outside. Are you sure you don't want them?"
"I'm very single-minded."
"More specific than me?"
"Better."
"I'm more specific than you."
"I can't see."
"Then go if you want to die."
"OK."
Sighing, the old man said faintly, "you are the only one left in your life. Since you choose, go. I can't stop it. Zhuxue, let him in."
Mrs. Zhu turned pale and shouted, "you're crazy. Xuanji."
"By the way, rabbit, before you go in, you tell me the bank card password of Reese bank."
“……”
After hanging up, Yang Ping looked at Mrs. Zhu and finally made sense. He could hear the old man's dissatisfaction and pity. He kept asking him to be sure. It was an answer that was hard to give up.
"Madam, if I really can't get out after I go in, I want to ask you two things." Yang Ping said seriously.
"Say."
"Baihua gate followed me and offended the hanging temple. I want you to protect them."
"OK," Mrs. Zhu said without hesitation.
"The political arena in Longcheng was shocked. I wanted to keep Yang Guoyong and he Zhennan. They were bold and wanted to take away the gambling hotel. But the result was terrible."
"I'll send someone to tell Fang Jianguo to be honest. Is there anything else?"
Yang Ping hesitated and said in a deep voice, "please don't tell Zhu Xi my news. I don't want her to bear guilt all her life. If you ask, say I've gone abroad."
"OK. You enter the bamboo house, adjust your state and strive for a glimmer of vitality."
Yang Ping nodded and looked calm. He was not afraid of the coming test. Even if he died 100%, he didn't scare him.
On the battlefield in the jungle, Yang Ping talks with death every time.
When Yang Ping walked into the bamboo house.
The phone rings.
Zhu Xue saw that it was Xuanji's number and answered the channel: "your apprentice has explained his last words, but there is nothing about you."
"The seal is loose?"
The old man said seriously.
"Dai Honghua came out together and was killed by me. Your old lover is very dissatisfied with you. It is estimated that the first thing is to avenge you."
"It's all right," the old man said indifferently.
Mrs. Zhu said again, "Xuankong Temple is very active recently and wants to enter Longcheng. According to reliable news, your disciple has a festival with Zhang Mingxian, a disciple of Xuankong Temple."
"I see."
"If the hanging temple is too, what should I do?"
"If I can advance by an inch, I won't care about the views of the four heavenly kings. I'll go to Kunlun Mountain and take off their leaders' heads." the old man smiled and looked light.
"I'm relieved."
Hang up and Mrs. Zhu looks at the bamboo house.
The land of creation, why bother you.