C147 Having money makes things easier

After he finished speaking, this fellow looked at Lin Xuemei as if he was referring to something.

Lin Xuemei was anxious and embarrassed, anxious that this match would be difficult to settle tonight. To her embarrassment, these guys actually started to talk about the dirty stuff she always hated at the wine table.

However, you are the master, and even if there were a hundred who were unwilling, you would still have to endure it. "Your level is really high, it seems like I can't guess and can only willingly drink. But, I'm a woman, and my capacity for alcohol is limited, so I believe that everyone here doesn't want me to drink too much, so I'll just drink a third of it."

In the end, Lin Xuemei still took the lead, and even if the others had some objections, they wouldn't dare say them out publicly. Lin Xuemei looked around at the crowd, and picked up the wine cup in front of him to take a sip, and the next one was the Director Liu, with his brain, he couldn't guess what was next, there was nothing he could do, he could only get rid of the wine in the cup.

The first one cleared his throat, "I've just told you three riddles, I guess the first two should be fine, the remaining one should be given to Chief X. First, I guess the size should be super big, strong and soft.

The others pondered for a moment. What this brother said was true. There was no need to punish them with a glass of wine. The last one answered with ease.

Lin Xuemei looked at her stance, the other party had clearly come prepared, if this continued, her side would definitely be the first to lose, drinking too much would be a small matter, losing face would be a huge matter, although she was inviting her, but she could not allow herself to be trampled on by others.

After a while, when the assistant wanted to speak, Lin Xuemei continued, "Tonight, since everyone is in a good mood, I suggest starting from me. Everyone needs to tell a joke, and after I say it, if anyone laughs, that person doesn't drink, and everyone else drinks half a cup of wine. If anyone doesn't, that person will be punished with a whole cup of wine. How about this? "

Director Liu, Shen Jian and Li Wenlong naturally supported it with both hands. If they did not support their leader, who else would you support?

The assistant thought for a moment, and felt that this was also a good opportunity, he had initially been thinking about how he could take advantage of Lin Xuemei in terms of words, but who would have thought that they would actually take the initiative to deliver it to his doorstep, he did not have any objections, and the two Chief s did not dare object, and immediately came to a consensus.

This time, it was still the first time that the title "Teacher's literacy in the countryside" made a peasant woman recognize the word "quilt", the peasant woman could not recall, the teacher reminded: "When you sleep, what do you have? The peasant woman said it was her husband. The teacher didn't know whether to laugh or cry: When her husband isn't here? Farmer: It's the village chief!

Just as the other party finished speaking, the two Chief s were the first to laugh out loud.

F * ck, is that funny? Li Wenlong muttered in a low voice, but after seeing that Lin Xuemei and the Director Liu were both laughing, she could only force a smile. After circling around, Li Wenlong found the problem, because when her own people talked about jokes, there would often be people who did not laugh, but when the other party talked about jokes, because of face and the identity of the other party, the entire side laughed. After doing this multiple times, the people from the Branch were on the verge of collapse.

F * ck, this isn't anything at all! Isn't this playing with people? If this continued, then his people would definitely announce the menu in front of everyone. No, he had to think of a way.

Pretending that he was going to the toilet, Li Wenlong slipped out of the room to find the waiter standing outside. He pulled her up and gave her some instructions, then casually stuffed fifty yuan into the waiter's hands.

"Do you want to go now?" With fifty yuan, the waiter was extremely enthusiastic.

Li Wenlong knew she could not wait any longer. If she continued to wait, not only would her people have to lie down, she would also have to find a villain, not even the Lam Tung could. Not only that, not even the Director Liu could do it, Shen Jian was even more of a coward.

After making up his mind, when he returned to the box once again, no matter what the others said, Li Wenlong would not laugh, and even though he had a few tricks up his sleeve, Li Wenlong would still not laugh.

Lin Xuemei gave him meaningful glances, and the Director Liu sitting beside the Vice Lord also reached out his hand to pull him back. Shen Jian even said directly, "Wen Long, how well you said, why don't you laugh?"

"Director Shen, I'm really sorry. I've heard all these before, I really can't laugh …" Li Wenlong said with difficulty, "How about this, let me help him drink the wine, okay?"

Drinking without drinking was a small matter, losing face was a big deal, how could the other party make Li Wenlong substitute for the alcohol?

Knowing that he shouldn't offend the other party too much, Li Wenlong lifted up his wine cup and poured himself a cup as much as he could, while simultaneously giving the waiter a meaningful glance. The waiter understood and immediately took the bottle of wine and poured it for Li Wenlong.

"Wen Long, right? It seems like my Duan ability isn't very good. How about you say something?" Although he was the boss, he still had a temper. Within two laps, he had already started to take revenge on Li Wenlong.

"Since that's the case …" Li Wenlong pondered for a while, "I will also say one thing, if you don't want to say it properly, then don't take it to heart, since Boss He laughed heartily after hearing it, I don't know if it suits the taste of everyone here."

Before he said this, Li Wenlong gave him a break, and as expected, after hearing the words' Boss He laughed when he heard it, 'the other party's face changed. As a member of the same circle, he had to be cautious of even the slightest movement in the wind and grass.

After coming to this conclusion, his mind started to move again. It seemed like he had to stop tonight. Otherwise, the consequences would be dire if he really stirred up the God.

Clearing his throat, Li Wenlong began to speak, "I said that it was a brother that went to apply, so the main examiner asked: What kind of education is it? Candidate: Not yet graduated from primary school. Examiner: Have you fought? Examinee: That's a common occurrence. Three small fights in a day, one big fight in three days. Examiner: Do you have a criminal record? Examinee: Just came out. Examiner: What about physical fitness? Candidate: Not bad. A kick can knock over a peddler's tricycle. Even though it was filled with radish and cabbage.

Examiner: Do you dare to take their things? Examinee: This is my strong point. Take others' as if they were yours. Examiner: Does this old man dare to fight?

Candidate: Little Cuisine, my motto is boxing Nanshan kindergarten, kicking the old home in Beishan. Also, my dad was crippled by me.

Examiner: You passed the test. What we need is a talent like you! By the way, what do I do if something happens?

Candidate: Just say it is a temporary worker. Examiner: Alright, let's go to work now and prepare for tonight's operation.

Just as Li Wenlong finished speaking, the accessory head was the first to clap his hands with laughter: "Lam Tung, your Branch is indeed talented, and Wen Long's words are insightful, truly high, truly high."

They were flattering, they were flattering, but he was the first to clap, who would dare not clap, Li Wenlong's trial could be considered as passed.

"Leaders, what you say is not good, but everyone is laughing at you," Li Wenlong said as he stood up while holding his wine cup. "Lam Tung, I request for you to grant me the authority to toast to the leaders of the Public Prosecutor's Office."

Lin Xuemei looked at Li Wenlong worriedly, but when she saw the craftiness in Li Wenlong's eyes, she nodded his head: "Okay, I will give you the authority, but you cannot force it on me, she is just an alcoholic warrior, if you are not able to do it, then ask for it earlier."

"A man can't say no, but a woman can't say no. Wen Long, this is a good time. I think we can do whatever you want. Come, let's have a drink first." The man was the first to raise his cup.

"Bring me whatever you want, I'll drink!" With that, Li Wenlong raised his neck and drained the wine in his cup.

Even though she said she could do whatever she wanted, could she really do what she wanted? This was someone who could speak to the big boss, he frowned, and the accessory head also drank his wine.

"Leader, this cannot be tolerated!" Li Wenlong faked taking the cup in his hand, but the person insisted on taking it.

"Waiter, pour the wine, I will drink with the boss," Li Wenlong said as he handed the cup over to the waiter.

With the fifty yuan worth of money at the bottom, the waiter nimbly poured wine for Li Wenlong and then casually poured another cup for the accessory head. It was just that she didn't pour it in the same bottle.

Li Wenlong picked up the cup in front of him and gulped it down. accessory head looked at the two taels cup in front of him with a pained expression. "I also drank this toast."

"Boss, you can't do it. If you do it, I'll have to drink more. I really can't do it, even if I don't say I can't, I have no other choice." Li Wenlong said as he swayed his body.

"I don't want to fall into the hands of another person who bullies the juniors!" Laughing loudly, the other party lifted the wine cup and poured it into his mouth. A wave of emotions surged through his stomach, and he felt the alcohol that he had just swallowed return to him.

Seeing that, a Chief hurriedly followed him. Lin Xuemei gave Shen Jian a look, and Shen Jian followed along to investigate.

After experiencing the previous battle, the other party's morale had dropped, and looking at Chief who was still seated down, Li Wenlong revealed a sly smile, holding a full cup of wine, she walked over shakily: "Boss, we are drivers, we don't have much culture. It's still the same words from before, I will do it, feel free to do it!"