"Just let him sit there." Without waiting for Longming to say anything more, Xie Qiang waved his hand. "Young people, you have to learn to bear hardships. If you eat hard, you can become a master of human beings."
Xie Qiang's decision was made, and there was no one to refute it. Li Wenlong turned around and looked around. He was a little surprised. He found that Xie Qiang was sitting in the main position, and long Ming was in the position of guest of honor. However, Xiao Yuanshan was assigned to the position of deputy chief. On the right side of Xie Qiang, the branch was the boss of Yangjiang City, and on the left side was the boss of the inspection team. Li Wenlong made a beep Gu: Xie Qiang's arrangement is not random. It has profound meaning!
Different from the past, Xie Qiang's mood seems to be very good today, coupled with the deliberate flattery, which makes the atmosphere more intense.
The waiter brought the wine, which was the local wine of Yangjiang City, without any trademark, but it was the best. Longming was cautious in such matters. This kind of wine was the reception wine stipulated by Yangjiang City. Even if the boss of the inspection team was invited to dinner today, Longming did not go to Maotai Wuliangye.
When the waiter opened the wine, long Ming carefully said, "thank you, boss of the inspection team. This is our hospitality wine. Poor, I have to invite you to drink this local wine. Don't blame me!"
"Ha ha, I think this wine is very good, we should vigorously develop the local industry." Xie Qiang chuckled and turned his side to facilitate the waiter to pour wine.
Xie Qiang's performance today is different from that in the past. When he led the team to handle a case, he seldom ate the following banquets. Even if he did, he would definitely have a stiff face, let alone drink any wine. This made Longming have an ominous feeling: maybe this time, he can't take back his own power as he imagined. If so, he will be able to take back his own power You have to be more careful. No matter what happens, it depends on the boss's two lips. When the boss touches his upper and lower lips, he says that good is good and bad is bad. Even if the boss says something bad, the final result is bad. Even if the worst thing happens, as long as the boss says a good word, it will become perfect. This is one of the circles In particular, the development of things is not based on the essence, but is determined by the boss's cognition. If the boss thinks it's good, then it's good; if the boss thinks it's bad, it's not good. Things are so simple.
For long Ming, who has been living in the official sea for many years, this is very clear, because he has done such a thing more than once. Before, the following people made a mistake. As long as it belongs to his dragon Department, Longming would let the inspection team to do it and make a big deal of it. However, it was a little thunder and rain. On the contrary, if it was from other departments, as long as it was with him, he would make a big mistake Yes, that long Ming will never interfere too much with the decision of the inspection team. Generally, he will let the inspection team go to their heart's content. However, the final result is that there is no thunder, but it is pouring rain. Because he can't hold the boss's mind and is afraid of being given a crime name of dereliction of duty, he can only carry out the investigation meticulously according to the rules and regulations.
Therefore, long Ming is very clear that the impact of this time is very bad. As long as Lin Wanjiang doesn't nod his head, Xiao Yuanshan will be fine. Especially Xie Qiang's appearance in person makes Longming believe that it is possible that Lin Wanjiang used the trick he used in those days.
"Boss long, tell me a few words!" The food and wine are on, Xie Qiang said with a smile.
"Mr. Xie, you'd better take the chair and say a few words." Under such circumstances, long Ming did not dare to put on the airs of the host any more, because one of the hosts had just been deprived by Xie Qiang. At this time, he would not be ashamed to be a host, which would not smear his face?
"Well, since boss long said that, I'll be polite." Xie Qiang held the glass in front of the end face. Li Wenlong just wanted to raise his glass quickly, but he found that the other side had put it down again. Now a burst of self mockery, it turned out that putting on was just a habitual action.
"Today is the weekend and the new year's Eve is approaching. On behalf of the comrades from the provincial inspection team, I would like to thank you for your hospitality..." From the beginning to the end, Xie Qiang didn't mention a word about his work, which made long Ming very depressed. He wanted to lead a little to it, but he was afraid of destroying the atmosphere that had just been set up. He didn't dare to speak any more at the moment. He could only agree with him.
After the first cup of wine, Xie Qiang did not speak any more. He said that he was not used to such an occasion. In the past, he always put on airs and put on a look of not entering oil and salt. Now you let him adjust the atmosphere of the wine field like a clown, which is really difficult for him.
When he didn't speak, everyone dared not speak. Seeing that the atmosphere on the wine table was a bit dull, Li Wenlong, who was at the bottom of the table, volunteered to say, "thank you, boss long, boss Xiao. Would you like me to tell you a story for entertainment?"
Li Wenlong knows that the most inseparable part of the wine market in this circle is jokes.
Some people may ask, circle is the holy land that determines the national economy and people's livelihood, and officials are the pillars and elites of the country. Why are these jokes and jokes widely spread in the circle?
This is to consider the issue from a positive perspective, and things in the circle can not be understood from a positive perspective, because telling the truth is the taboo of the circle. Once a person becomes a boss, he must first establish a sense of mystery and dignity for his subordinates, and telling the truth will destroy this image. Many people who are boss think that once they are seen through by others, they are doomed. In the circle, they are both colleagues and enemies. To say a good word is called a competitor. If you tell the truth, you will expose yourself to your competitors. If you are in the open, others are in the dark, you must be yourself.It's a joke, it's not true. He will never violate the taboo of the circle. Moreover, the jokes are generally circulated on the wine table. Zhang Xueliang, the Northeast warlord, has a famous saying: what I say when I drink is not counted. This is also effective in today's circle. If you take a step back, even if you offend anyone, everyone will spread it like this. I've just heard that.
The story is absolutely true. From the form of expression, the speaker often refers to his / her name. As long as he / she doesn't talk about things of the same level, for example, if everyone is a department boss, the person who talks about the story will put the master of the story in the head of a specific branch boss. The characters in the section staff's jokes are often provincial and central level boss. From the content, it reveals the law of drinking, eating, drinking, men and women, and corruption, which belongs to the artistic reality in literary creation, which is also the reason why it can be spread.
In addition, the story can also show talent. As far as I know, when you are an official, everything is fine. You have to open your mouth when you eat, and you can stretch your hand when you are dressed. You can do your work and you will have difficulties. Open your mouth and start writing, write some agree, disagree, and know such instructions. There are ballads as evidence: pay is basically not spent, work is basically not done, wife is not used
But we admit that many of our boss comrades are still very talented. Otherwise, why become our boss? Talent naturally to show, the so-called mountain high can not cover the sun, where gold flash everywhere.
It's the best chance to show your talent. If you want to make a good one, you must have the basic skills of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. If you speak well, it's no less than Niu Qun Feng Gong's. in every circle, there are one or two recognized jokes. Everyone, wherever they go, causes a sensation. A large group of people ask what they say today, and then look at the master, smiling but not answering The heart is in a hurry.
Not all people can tell a good story, although all people have the desire to tell a story, the same story, different people, different effects, the master said, quietly, others have climbed to the bottom of the table, hard to get up, repeatedly said, I laugh bad gas; mediocre storytelling, their own laughter, others ask him what, after he again Three explanations, others are embarrassed to laugh a few times.
Moreover, this passage also has a very important role, that is, to connect feelings and promote friendship. There must be something to do in the circle, and officials always have to talk. If officials want to, there will be meals every day. The big and small officials can't see the dance hall, the hotel can't see the sauna. Once the paragraph is said, it's very happy. There are so many advantages in telling a story, and it's not only so many, so it's strange that it's not popular.
"OK, OK, welcome." after listening to Li Wenlong's remark, long Ming took the lead in clapping. On such occasions, it's not appropriate for a department boss to take the lead in regulating the atmosphere. If he doesn't, the people below him dare not look at the people from the provincial inspection team One by one, they are just like soldiers. They are sitting in front of each other, with a straight face and a straight face. Hoping that they can adjust the atmosphere, it is better to expect pigs to come and dance in disco. At present, Li Wenlong can stand up, which really solves Longming's urgent need. In Longming's opinion, Li Wenlong is too suitable to play this role. First of all, although Li Wenlong is Yang Jiang City staff, but this evening is not in Yangjiang City, and he is not a member of the provincial inspection team, which means that if there is any mistake in what he said, neither Yangjiang City nor the provincial inspection team will be affected. The key of the key is that Li Wenlong is a little friend of Xie Qiang. Even if Li Wenlong lets others down, Xie Qiang will take care of him In other words, no matter how Li Wenlong is, in the end, he may be the only one who has nothing to do with the rest of us here.
So, everyone is very interested, but they all look at Li Wenlong with sympathetic eyes. They want to see what kind of jokes can this stupid young man make?
Seeing that he has focused all the people's attention, Li Wenlong is very proud. You know, except for him, the most likely one is a department level. So many high-level bosses are paying attention to him at this time. Do you think he would like to?
However, when he saw Xiao Yuanshan's serious smile, Li Wenlong suddenly realized that he had made a big mistake. He took this as a group of friends to have a drink. You know, this is a regular wine shop in the circle. It is a wine shop participated by the provincial inspection team's old board and two prefecture level city officials. He was so careless It's too stupid to be a first bird. However, the bow is full of bows. If you take back the bow again, you will either hurt the bow or lose your face. Neither of these two things is good for you. Besides, Li Wenlong is young and has a good face. Especially in this situation, since he has poured his words like water At present, Li Wenlong cleared his throat and said, "boss, since ancient times, the wine market can't be without a boost. What kind of song and dance or sword competition did the nobles of boss Wang do in ancient times? Now, it's not very realistic for us, so I'll give you two sentences of meat to help you
As soon as I heard that there was something dirty, we could not help but cast all eyes on the only female staff member in the array of Yangjiang headquarters. This female staff member is the deputy general manager of Reception Office of Yangjiang headquarters. Nowadays, women have natural advantages in doing reception office.Oh, my dear, the girl stole my spotlight. Seeing everyone's eyes on this woman, Li Wenlong was a little upset at the moment. He thought that the boss would cough twice before he spoke, so as to concentrate everyone's energy. Therefore, Li Wenlong also pretended to cough twice, but he was sad to find that this basically had no effect. His cough, It's covered up by a woman's pulling clothes.
"Cough" Xie Qiang coughed carelessly, and the eyes of the people immediately took back. They did not dare to look at Xie Qiang, but returned to Li Wenlong after a short pause. This made Li Wenlong very depressed. Damn it, he coughed twice and no one paid attention to him. People just inadvertently coughed and took back everyone's mind Cough works no matter who it is, the key depends on the person who coughs. Alas, in the final analysis, his position is too low. If I sit in Xie Qiang's place, people will hold him in the same way?
With such a thought, Li Wenlong's heart to be a big boss began to beat violently: when a big boss, people will take you as the center, when a big boss, people will act according to your face, be a good riglon, that should be a wonderful thing!
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