"Are you begging me?" Chu Jiang laughed and asked.
"Yes, Lord Chu, please let us go!" Dongfang Zheng is busy again.
"There are actually two ways for you to go. The first is to be thrown down from the upstairs, and the second is to stuff socks into one of the people. It's so simple!" Chu Jiang stood up, his face cold, and walked slowly towards them.
Put socks in someone's mouth? It's an international joke. If you really put it in, you will completely offend one of them.
But if you don't do it, you will be thrown downstairs.
Throw it downstairs?
This is the 28th floor. If you throw it down, it will be broken to pieces. This bastard shouldn't dare?
Zhang Shaoming thought of this and smiled secretly, thinking that this guy should have scared them.
But when Zhang Shaoming smiled secretly, he found that his feet were lifted by Chu Jiang.
Yes, Chu Jiang is holding Zhang Shaoming like an eagle holding a chicken.
Chu Jiang's figure flashed and he stood by the window. Then he opened the window and raised Zhang Shaoming's body out of the window.
Ah!
Standing at the window, Zhang Shaoming looked at the ground and immediately fainted.
Lu Feng was stunned at this time, and hurriedly said to stop: "brother Chu..."
"Don't worry, you can't die!" Chu Jiang hehe once again took Zhang Shaoming back to the box and threw him on the floor.
"Do you want to try?" Chu Jiang turned to the East and was in Hotan Guangdao.
"Ah!" Dongfang Zhenghe Tian Guang was already stunned. If Chu Jiang didn't take it carefully and couldn't twist it tightly just now, didn't Zhang Shao fall down? If he fell down, he must be dead.
We haven't played enough in this colorful world. Wouldn't it be a pity if we died at this moment.
Well, let's go!
Chu Jiang's actions just now finally made them determined and aroused their fighting spirit.
Chu Jiang saw it almost, pointed to Zhang Shaoming who fainted on the ground and said, "you haven't taken the opportunity!"
Chu Jiang's meaning is obvious, that is, while Zhang Shaoming fainted, now stuffing socks is an opportunity!
As soon as Chu Jiang's voice fell, Dongfang Zheng and Tian Guang immediately scrambled to take off their socks and rushed towards Zhang Shaoming regardless.
Zhang Shaoming has only one mouth and only one sock. That is to say, he can only let Dongfang Zhenghe Tian Guang leave alone.
Who wants to leave first? Then... Fight hard!
"Dongfang Zheng, how dare you hit me?" In the fight, Dongfang was punching Tian Guang, who turned around and questioned.
"Tian Guang, how dare you hit me?" After Tian Guang's query was invalid, he could only fight back, and Dongfang Zheng also shouted.
So the two top young masters of Haishi fought like two naughty men on the street.
"Dongfang Zheng, I'll fight with you!"
"Tian Guang, you bastard who suffered a thousand knives, I won't kill you today!"
They cursed as they fought.
While fighting, he tried every means to get close to Zhang Shaoming, who fainted to death, because only when he got close to Zhang Shaoming could he have a chance to put socks in his mouth.
Peng Yaozu and Lu Feng watched the fighting scene and Chu Jiang. They secretly exclaimed in their hearts that Chu Jiang was really a monster. No, it should be said to be a sock monster!
"Dongfang Shao, didn't you have lunch? How can someone ride on him at once! Get up quickly. If you can't, push his crotch and it's over at once!"
"Tian Shao, it's true that you say that Dongfang Shaoming is thinner than you. You can't even handle him. It's really embarrassing for your Tian family!"
……
Chu Jiang commented while watching, encouraged and encouraged, and gave advice on the spot. He even performed his moves on the spot. What kind of crotch, pull out the crotch, kick the crotch
Teaching is closely around the crotch.
After hearing this, Peng Yaozu and Lu Feng shouted in their hearts, "this is a crotch king!"!
The scene is so beautiful that it makes people dare not look directly at it.
In this way, about ten minutes later, Dongfang Shao and Tian Shao rolled around on the ground and knocked over many tables and chairs, but they were all desperate.
In the end, under the careful guidance of brother Jiang, Tian Guang won. He kicked away dongfangzheng and climbed towards Zhang Shaoming with socks.
Seeing that the socks were about to be stuffed into Zhang Shaoming's mouth, Tian Guang's eyes showed ecstasy.
But at this time, Zhang Shaoming woke up, grabbed the socks in Tian Guang's hands, and then stood up, looking energetic.
holy crap
This guy won't wake up long ago, but he's using a trick. This trick is to fight with Snipes and mussels and make a profit.
"Zhang Shao, how clever! Now your chance comes. Choose one. As long as you put socks in one of your mouths, you can leave first!" Chu Jiang laughed, but boasted of Zhang Shaoming's cleverness.
A small sock stuffing war, even the art of war can be used, can it not be smart!
Tian Guang saw Zhang Shaoming wake up and quickly retreated to dongfangzheng's side.
"Zhang Shao, Zhang Shao, do you still remember the friendship between our brothers in recent years? When I have * in my hand, I always think of you..." Tian Guang began to make friends with Zhang Shaoming.
"Zhang Shao, Zhang Shao, do you still remember the friendship between our brothers in recent years? When I have the best goods in my hand, I always let you come and have a taste. Is that kind of feeling of elation NIMA Shuang!" Dongfang Zheng also began to make friends with Zhang Shaoming. The best goods in his mouth of course refer to drugs.
Tian Guang and Dongfang have been fighting for more than ten minutes and are almost exhausted. At this moment, the initiative is completely in Zhang Shaoming's hands. As long as Zhang Shaoming wants to plug anyone, he can plug anyone!
Being said by Tian Guang and Dongfang Zhengyi, Zhang Shaoming was stunned. Whose mouth is the fortress?
"Otherwise, you can use stone, scissors and paper. I'll plug whoever loses. It's also according to heaven!" Zhang Shaoming couldn't decide at last. His eyes turned and he thought of a move.
"Stone scissors step?" Chu Jiang laughed, "Zhang Shao is a good idea. Zhang Shao, in fact, you are smart enough to think of this!"
"All right."
Tian Guang and Dongfang Zheng had to nod.
"Stone scissors cloth!"
At the beginning of the game, what Tian Guang showed was stone, what Dongfang showed was cloth, and Tian Guang lost.
"Two wins in three sets, two wins in three sets, the game is always like this!" Tian Guang, who lost, shouted loudly.
"Just now, I didn't say it was a one set decision. Well, let's win two of three sets!" Zhang Shaoming said helplessly.
"Zhang Shao, you did a good job. It's still quite fair!" Chu Jiang also raised his hands in favor.
Peng Yaozu and Lu Feng looked at the scene, and Chu Jiang, like other three young friends, became one.
If you don't know, who can guess that it will be Chu Jiang who lets them stuff socks with each other!
"Well, go on!"
"Stone scissors cloth!"
In the second game, Tian Guang still gave out the stone, but Dongfang Zheng gave out the scissors, and Dongfang was losing.
Now one to one, draw.
"Go on, go on with the third set!" Chu jiangrao urged with interest.