Chapter 476

"I'm really stupid. If I react faster, I can have a good time. Even if I was scolded by brother Chu, it's worth it. Anyway, it's an accident. Will he break my three legs!" Peng Yaozu patted his head hard and said regretfully.

"President Peng, what did you say?" The female staff member was still beside Peng Yaozu and asked with a surprised face.

"It's nothing. I said to let them change their clothes quickly. Don't always shout, which makes people panic." Peng Yaozu said solemnly.

"Yes." The female staff nodded and re entered the dressing room.

Peng Yaozu sighed and returned to the lounge next door. He saw Chu Jiang still smiling with a cigarette in his mouth.

Peng Yaozu immediately leaned over and asked with a smile, "brother Chu, just now... Have a good time?"

"Well, how to say, it's OK." Chu Jiang said faintly, with a forced look on his face.

"Shit, it's OK to show you such a beautiful woman naked. Share your feelings quickly. How about it? It's OK to describe it in two words." Peng Yaozu's eyes flashed.

"Peak."

"A few more words."

"They are all mountains."

"A few more words."

"They are all warped peaks."

"Use a few more words."

"They are all quite white peaks, trembling, and below the peaks are mountain streams. Maybe no one has been around for a long time, maybe no one has been around for a long time. Weeds are overgrown, black and white!"

Chu Jiang added many words in a row, thinking that Peng Yaozu should be satisfied this time.

But I didn't expect Peng Yaozu to close his eyes and imagine for a while and then said, "finally, to sum up, seven words."

Seven words?

You NIMA's, is it right!

Chu Jiang scolded secretly, and then casually said, "it's all him... It's a fucking curve!"

Peng Yaozu finally fainted, as if drunk in a pile of beauties.

"Ah -"

They were joking. At this time, the dressing room next door screamed again. This time, it was Dugu Shuang's cry.

Peng Yaozu reacted very quickly this time. He quickly got up and rushed to the next door.

"Ah -"

"Ah -"

"Ah -"

There were screams from beauties in the dressing room, one after another, wave after wave.

When Peng Yaozu rushed to the door, Chu Jiang came out with a rippling face, still whistling, and dragged Peng Yaozu back by the way.

Peng Yaozu even had the heart to die. If he didn't faint just now, or if he walked faster, he would rush in.

"Brother Chu, what happened this time?" Pengyaozu finally gathered around Chu Jiang and asked with glowing eyes.

Listen and imagine. It's also a kind of compensation.

"Actually, it's nothing..."

"It's all screaming. It's nothing."

"It's that cockroaches suddenly appear inside... Then Shuanger screamed. As for the screams of other beauties, of course, they were all made for me!"

Chu Jiang picked up another cigarette.

"Not dressed yet?"

"Yes."

"Are there any different feelings you can share?"

Peng Yaozu was still very persistent and kept asking.

"In fact, it's nothing. It's all ripe grapes. I decided to pick them one by one." Chu River doesn't care about tunnels.

"..." Peng Yaozu was speechless for a while, and his heart seemed to have thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by.

Chu Jiang finished and flipped through fashion magazines as if nothing had happened.

Peng Yaozu walked out of the lounge and came to the door of the dressing room.

Yes, he was secretly thinking that since there was the first scream, the second scream, there should be the third scream.

I'll wait at the door this time. As long as a beautiful woman screams, we'll rush in.

In this case, you can always get there first.

Anyway, it was an accident. I acted as a flower protector. Beauties don't blame me, brother Chu... I shouldn't be so stingy.

No matter how much, as long as there are beautiful women screaming inside, I'll rush in and risk it!

After making up his mind, Peng Yaozu lingered in the dressing room for nearly half an hour. He was in a hurry to pee, but he still insisted.

He encouraged himself with a story in his heart——

A man made a mistake and needed the woman's forgiveness, so he began to knock on the woman's door.

Men keep knocking and knocking, and women count in it.

When the man knocked ninety-nine times, he stopped and left.

Finally they broke up.

Several years later, when they were no longer young, the man found that he could not forget the woman, and the woman also found that he could not forget the man, but they had been married and had their own children.

One day, they met in some old place.

The man asked, why didn't you open the door at that time?

Female way, why didn't you knock more at that time? I secretly swore in my heart that as long as you knock a hundred times, I'll forgive you.

The man was speechless.

At this moment, Peng Yaozu imagines himself as a man. Of course, he is not asking for the forgiveness of beautiful women, but waiting for opportunities.

Well, maybe wait one more second, and the scream inside will come out.

If you go to the bathroom by yourself, you may miss the chance again, which may be the last chance.

Peng Yaozu held his urine like this and encouraged himself with classic stories.

"Ah -"

Heaven is worthy of those who have a heart. At this time, there is really a scream of a beautiful woman in it, which should also be lonely.

Peng Yaozu, who was wandering at the door, immediately smashed the door and rushed in like chicken blood.

But there are neither white peaks nor black and white streams with overgrown weeds.

The beauties have already made up and put on ancient clothes.

Of course, there are some pretty mountains, but the snow-white skin is blocked by ancient clothes.

Eh!

How come there are twenty or thirty men, the head of whom is still full of flesh and blood, and looks extremely cruel.

Look at the window again. Well, it should have come in through the window.

In the eyes of the beauty, Peng Yaozu summoned up his courage and came forward and said, "who are you? Give you three seconds, and quickly disappear for me, or..."

Bang!

Before Peng Yaozu finished his words, he was kicked by a man with a face full of flesh.

Poof.

When Peng Yaozu had a pain in his lower abdomen, he couldn't hold his urine any longer and immediately got wet.

A smell of urine suddenly filled the air, causing all the beauties to cover their noses and frown gently.

Peng Yaozu looked at his pants, and he really had the heart to die. This time, he lost his face to grandma's house.

In fact, I was just kicked. If I didn't know, I thought I was scared to pee!

He looked hard at the ground, looking for... The ground seam. This time, he finally realized the ultimate function of the ground seam.

"Hahaha -" the man with a fierce face and a group of his men all made arrogant voices, "is this the legendary Chu River, which pees when kicked!"

All the beauties looked at the men, all with angry faces.

But everyone was secretly scolding. The first two times when he screamed, Chujiang was the most active guy, and he rushed in first to feast his eyes. This time, there was also a scream. Why didn't this guy come?