"That... Is not my wallet, that is not my wallet, she... Read wrong!" In the bright knife, aunt's eyes were afraid, and she waved her hand hurriedly.
Wu Meiniang was almost stunned when she heard this. The aunt's words instantly overturned her original outlook on life and the world.
At this time, Wu Meiniang remembered a group of TV programs she had seen not long ago. Actors robbed wallets in the street or in cars, and later were beaten black and blue, because when actors stole wallets, there was always a hero who helped them out when they saw injustice.
But... At this moment, I have pointed out the thief to my face, but where is the hero?
At this time, Wu Meiniang began to understand that most of the programs on TV are shows.
"Beauty, as long as you find a passenger who testified for you, I will promise that I stole the wallet. Otherwise, you have nothing to say. I can accuse you of slander. In order to punish you, I must find you to vent my anger!" The thief seemed to be the God who controlled everything in the car. He was complacent, and then walked towards Wu Meiniang with a smile.
"Chu... Jiang." Wu Meiniang seemed to think of brother Jiang at this time. Turning around, she said that Chu Jiang would testify for her.
When the thieves saw Wu Meiniang looking at Chu River, they immediately pointed their dagger at Chu River and threatened red fruits.
Wu Mei Niang pursed her lips. What are these three thieves, who dare to threaten this rebellious master.
Yes, in Wu Meiniang's eyes, Chu Jiang will certainly testify for her.
But when she skimmed her lips, Chu Jiang said, "to be honest, I didn't see him steal his wallet."
God horse situation?
Wu Meiniang looked at Chu Jiang with black lines all over her head. How could he... Say such words?!
"Hahaha -" the thieves saw that the man who was close to Wu Meiniang did not dare to testify for Wu Meiniang, and even laughed recklessly, because they knew that if they wanted to fight the beauty next, the man would certainly not dare to stand up.
Both husband and wife fly separately in the face of disaster, not to mention just a young couple of boyfriend and girlfriend, who dares to die when facing the threat of a dagger?
"But I believe my woman's words. She says you are thieves, and you are thieves!" In the middle of the three thieves' laughter, Chu Jiang continued to make up a knife.
Hearing the thieves' smiles, they immediately froze.
Hearing Wu Meiniang glare at Chu Jiang, "go, who's your woman!"
"Shit, are you a girl with zero EQ? Brother is kind enough to take the lead for you, and you even want to dismantle brother's platform!" Chu Jiang deliberately scolded, "just now in the Palace Hotel, if I just nodded in front of your grandfather, we may have been forced into the bridal chamber."
"Forced into the bridal chamber?" Wu Mei Niang disdained, "just now my grandpa just said he was engaged. How can it be your wedding when it comes to your mouth!"
"Your grandpa is doing it step by step. As long as I promise to get engaged, he will definitely force me into the bridal chamber. Anyway, after I get engaged, sooner or later, I will enter the bridal chamber. It's better to go in early so that he can hold a great grandson." Chu Jiang laughed.
"Who wants to go into the bridal chamber with you? I promised my grandpa that it was only an expedient measure. In fact, I won't marry you if I die. You should die early." Wu Meiniang said directly.
"I wipe, I'm just talking about things. You think I want to marry you. Even if I live another 500 years, my taste won't become so heavy." Chu Jiang fought back.
"In terms of your head, it's still 500 years... You said you became Emperor Kangxi!" Wu Meiniang certainly refused to accept defeat.
At this time, the three thieves were also about to collapse, and their hearts seemed to have thousands of grass mud horses galloping by.
His knife flickered in front of them, and the two young people turned a blind eye to it, openly flirting and flirting, left a bridal chamber, right a bridal chamber, pulling and pulling, and also talking about Emperor Kangxi, who still wants to live for another 500 years!
God, is your appearance not fierce enough!
If it's not fierce enough, it seems that after going back, I have to practice more in front of the mirror.
When you come out to mix, the first trick is to pretend to be vicious, the second trick is to pretend to be vicious, and the third trick is still to pretend to be vicious.
Yes, even if it's not fierce enough, you should pretend to be fierce.
"Hey, hey, boy, stop arguing. Do you want to pretend to be a big tailed wolf? Believe it or not, I stabbed you and left several blood holes?" The Yellow haired thief gestures with a dagger.
But... Chu Jiang didn't seem to see it, and continued to quarrel with Wu Meiniang.
"What happened to Emperor Kangxi? Isn't he a dead emperor? Grandpa Mao once said that counting celebrities depends on the present!" Chu Jiang looks cocky.
"Romantic? Are you romantic enough!" Wu Meiniang disdained again.
"Why am I not romantic enough? Say another word, I will immediately put you in the right place, so that you can experience Lao Tzu's romantic and casual!" Chu Jiang's face was angry, as if it was said that being unruly was his inverse scale.
At this time, the passengers were also drunk. Was the young couple's head pinched by the door or kicked by the donkey? Under the bright dagger, they quarreled so calmly that it seemed to be a private topic.
Really... If you don't die, you won't die!
Yes, this sentence was used again, but this time it was not used by thieves, but by passengers.
Yes, in the eyes of all the passengers, Chu Jiang and Wu Meiniang are just doing it, and they may be stabbed the next second.
"NIMA's, calm down quickly and rob!" In a fit of anger, the thieves immediately gave up their identity as thieves and became robbers.
"What? Aren't you thieves? Why did you start robbery?!" Wu Meiniang smiled. Anyway, Chu Jiang was beside her. She had a 100% sense of security, so she dared to make fun of the thieves.
"Seriously, we changed our profession to rob!" The thieves were simply angry. Why didn't this beauty have a straight line.
"What are you trying to rob?" Wu Meiniang asked with wide eyes.
"You... Take off your clothes quickly. Although it's a fake version, it's estimated that it can sell for a few money. And your necklace, is it gold-plated... In short, it's naked. We're going to have a good time after the robbery! Hey, hey." The Yellow haired thief walked towards Wu Meiniang as he said, rubbing his hands constantly, glancing up and down at Wu Meiniang's exquisite figure, as if he had begun the next thing of YY.
"Honey, what should I do? People are going to rob?" Wu Meiniang turned her head to Chu Jiang and asked with a smile.
"Honey, originally, it's just a few clothes, it doesn't matter to give them, it's just a necklace, it's no problem to give them, but..." Chu Jiang said here, his face cold, turned to the thieves, "Obviously, all my women wear authentic brand names. How can you say it's a fake version? Obviously, the necklace on my woman's body is genuine, how can you say it's gold-plated? This... Is simply a personal insult of chiguoguo. Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!"